Kiwi Farms
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
(this is unfinished, but I'm posting this right now to stop it from spreading into the Game Grumps thread)
Jonathan D. Gran
DOB: September 29, 1988 (age 32)
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Links:
Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/user/Ukinojoe (https://archive.md/WcHew)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/coolthejoe (https://archive.md/JZuay)
Old Deviantart:
Old official twitter that was turned into a private account: /http://twitter.com/ukinojoe
last known archive of the page: https://web.archive.org/web/20140726075642if_/http://twitter.com/ukinojoe
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Jonathan D Gran, otherwise known as Ukinojoe, is an American animator who's been around for somewhere around 16 years on the internet.
He's most famous for his surrealist animations usually satiring internet phenomena like Sonic OCs
or just making funny mouth noises like most other Youtube animators.
However, if that were the end of it, you wouldn't be seeing this thread today.
Joe's popularity has waned in the past few years.
Compare his video views from videos nearly 10 years old
with his video views now.
With the exception of Literally Hitler, they've declined steeply. Which leads us to the modern day.
Joe spends the majority of his time posting on Twitter. For years, it was mostly nonsensical shitposts along side Joe getting angry over politics, but as the years have gone on, Joe's become more and more openly jealous of others' success.
The Hazbin Hotel Meltdown
One of his first meltdowns was over Hazbin Hotel
For context, Joe did 5 voice lines for a group of very minor comic relief characters shown at the start of the pilot.
What he's really mad about is this:
Vivzie's pilot:
vs
Joe's pilot:
But that's just the start of Joe burning bridges with former friends.
The ElCid mini-meltdown
For context, this is ElCid, an animator famous for cartoons like Glarfiediator.
Joe had a few choice words for him, in his private discord server full of fans to circlejerk with, of course. As any internet tough guy does.
He's obviously very not-bothered by this.
He is also totally not jealous of him whatsoever.
The Stamper Meltdown
Reading these tweets, you might get the impression that Joe is a little..uh, jealous of Stamper and his "loser friends" at Oneyplays.
Speaking of Stamper's "loser friends"!
The RicePirate Accusation
After Dan Avidan of Game Grumps was outed as a groupie-fucker (first misconstrued as a child groomer), Joe decided to pile on and try and grift some of that Twitter pity going around, by making the strange decision to accuse Mick, otherwise known as RicePirate, of groping him.
Again, Joe is a massive pussy, so he blocked Ricepirate so he couldn't respond whatsoever.
Joe then posted an edited video of RicePirate.
He also tried to wring JohnnyUtahNG into his tism fest after Johnny replied to his tweet
Jeff deleted it (as he usually does when replying to Drama) as to not give Joe attention, but Joe got what he wanted, and rode that for some extra victim points.
He then ran to his private discord to bitch
Right, Rice is the pussy.
The Persistent Discord Spergout
A fren of mine passed along logs to me of Joe's patreon Discord, showing some posts from Joe prior to him accusing Ricepirate and Stamper of raping him.
The person who sent the logs also gave the added context,
Joe's discord is essentially his personal safe space (pardoning his now locked @ukinojoe account) where he can have his yes men circle around him and tell him that he's 100% right about everything.
When some unfunny faggot decided to jump into the discord and post this.
Someone screencapped my post,
and Joe got really fucking mad at me calling him a lolcow
(from one of joe's asskissers)
The whole discord server, in fact, decided to have a collective several day meltdown over their messages being posted on here by me.
"oh no those meanies from kf are coming, shut it the fuck down!!"
Now you see here, they constantly associate the Farms with pedophilia for some reason. That reason is because Joe also has the world's biggest hateboner for Fungasm, another NG animator who was exposed as a pedophile groomer
Imagine actually being jealous of an actual pedophile.
"fungasm is oozing with bitterness"
meanwhile joe immediately jumps to going "look! my work ethic is better than yours!"
Fungasm only made 6 posts on this site in the Shmorky thread over the course of 3 days back in 2017 before being outed and going into hiding.
Shmorky, another pedophile, whom Joe also defended after Lowtax came out and stated that he was afraid that Shmorky might have molested his children.
Telling Lowtax to "make up" with his pedophile ex-friend.
Joe is also so totally not obsessed with Fungasm that he even made Fungasm's infamous porn drawing of Pebbles from the Flintstones that lead to his outing as a pedo freak into one of his server emotes!
Back to their fear of this thread as a whole.
Joe really seems to think that this thread is trying to "cancel" him.
Some of his paypigs also seem to think that we're all huge fans of RicePirate? For some reason?
Like we're Ricepirate's private New Zealand mafia?
No, Joe, we're just laughing at you. We aren't the Internet Illuminati.
Joe's insecure god complex doesn't stop there, lol
"I'm not pathetic! You're pathetic!" and somehow discussing Joe being a sperg somehow means everyone's "sucking his dick"?
He immediately jumps to his usual ego defense of "I can draw better than you!" as if that matters on a New Zealand basketweaving forum dedicated to cataloguing and laughing at diaperfurs and other weirdos.
lol
Jonathan D. Gran
DOB: September 29, 1988 (age 32)
======================================
Links:
Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/user/Ukinojoe (https://archive.md/WcHew)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/coolthejoe (https://archive.md/JZuay)
Old Deviantart:
Old official twitter that was turned into a private account: /http://twitter.com/ukinojoe
last known archive of the page: https://web.archive.org/web/20140726075642if_/http://twitter.com/ukinojoe
======================================
Jonathan D Gran, otherwise known as Ukinojoe, is an American animator who's been around for somewhere around 16 years on the internet.
He's most famous for his surrealist animations usually satiring internet phenomena like Sonic OCs
However, if that were the end of it, you wouldn't be seeing this thread today.
Joe's popularity has waned in the past few years.
Compare his video views from videos nearly 10 years old
with his video views now.
With the exception of Literally Hitler, they've declined steeply. Which leads us to the modern day.
Joe spends the majority of his time posting on Twitter. For years, it was mostly nonsensical shitposts along side Joe getting angry over politics, but as the years have gone on, Joe's become more and more openly jealous of others' success.
The Hazbin Hotel Meltdown
One of his first meltdowns was over Hazbin Hotel
For context, Joe did 5 voice lines for a group of very minor comic relief characters shown at the start of the pilot.
What he's really mad about is this:
Vivzie's pilot:
vs
Joe's pilot:
But that's just the start of Joe burning bridges with former friends.
The ElCid mini-meltdown
For context, this is ElCid, an animator famous for cartoons like Glarfiediator.
Joe had a few choice words for him, in his private discord server full of fans to circlejerk with, of course. As any internet tough guy does.
He is also totally not jealous of him whatsoever.
One day, Stamper decided to rib Joe through subtweet on his eating habits, as Joe's vegan yet still eats and drinks unhealthy amounts of candy and soda and other kinds of junk food.
A common trend in Joe's cycle of defense is going "I'm not mad, YOU'RE mad", which he did in spades here.
And, in a shocking turn of events, Joe decided to accuse Stamper of trying to "molest" him after getting flustered really badly in a Twitter argument with a third party replying to both of them.
Now, you see, the biggest thing about Joe is his pussy lips. Right before he (most likely) blocked Stamper, he made sure he got the last word in and projected his own insecurities onto him harder than an IMAX projector.
He then ran to his own Twitter page to bitch to his followers
Nowww we start to get into the real reason why Joe's having this meltdown.
Just a tiny little smidgen asshurt
maybe a little itty bit envious
A common trend in Joe's cycle of defense is going "I'm not mad, YOU'RE mad", which he did in spades here.
And, in a shocking turn of events, Joe decided to accuse Stamper of trying to "molest" him after getting flustered really badly in a Twitter argument with a third party replying to both of them.
Now, you see, the biggest thing about Joe is his pussy lips. Right before he (most likely) blocked Stamper, he made sure he got the last word in and projected his own insecurities onto him harder than an IMAX projector.
He then ran to his own Twitter page to bitch to his followers
Nowww we start to get into the real reason why Joe's having this meltdown.
Just a tiny little smidgen asshurt
maybe a little itty bit envious
Speaking of Stamper's "loser friends"!
After Dan Avidan of Game Grumps was outed as a groupie-fucker (first misconstrued as a child groomer), Joe decided to pile on and try and grift some of that Twitter pity going around, by making the strange decision to accuse Mick, otherwise known as RicePirate, of groping him.
Again, Joe is a massive pussy, so he blocked Ricepirate so he couldn't respond whatsoever.
Joe then posted an edited video of RicePirate.
He also tried to wring JohnnyUtahNG into his tism fest after Johnny replied to his tweet
Jeff deleted it (as he usually does when replying to Drama) as to not give Joe attention, but Joe got what he wanted, and rode that for some extra victim points.
He then ran to his private discord to bitch
Right, Rice is the pussy.
The Persistent Discord Spergout
A fren of mine passed along logs to me of Joe's patreon Discord, showing some posts from Joe prior to him accusing Ricepirate and Stamper of raping him.
The person who sent the logs also gave the added context,
Joe's discord is essentially his personal safe space (pardoning his now locked @ukinojoe account) where he can have his yes men circle around him and tell him that he's 100% right about everything.
When some unfunny faggot decided to jump into the discord and post this.
Someone screencapped my post,
and Joe got really fucking mad at me calling him a lolcow
(from one of joe's asskissers)
The whole discord server, in fact, decided to have a collective several day meltdown over their messages being posted on here by me.
"oh no those meanies from kf are coming, shut it the fuck down!!"
Now you see here, they constantly associate the Farms with pedophilia for some reason. That reason is because Joe also has the world's biggest hateboner for Fungasm, another NG animator who was exposed as a pedophile groomer
Imagine actually being jealous of an actual pedophile.
"fungasm is oozing with bitterness"
meanwhile joe immediately jumps to going "look! my work ethic is better than yours!"
Fungasm only made 6 posts on this site in the Shmorky thread over the course of 3 days back in 2017 before being outed and going into hiding.
Shmorky, another pedophile, whom Joe also defended after Lowtax came out and stated that he was afraid that Shmorky might have molested his children.
Telling Lowtax to "make up" with his pedophile ex-friend.
Joe is also so totally not obsessed with Fungasm that he even made Fungasm's infamous porn drawing of Pebbles from the Flintstones that lead to his outing as a pedo freak into one of his server emotes!
Back to their fear of this thread as a whole.
Joe really seems to think that this thread is trying to "cancel" him.
Some of his paypigs also seem to think that we're all huge fans of RicePirate? For some reason?
Like we're Ricepirate's private New Zealand mafia?
No, Joe, we're just laughing at you. We aren't the Internet Illuminati.
Joe's insecure god complex doesn't stop there, lol
"I'm not pathetic! You're pathetic!" and somehow discussing Joe being a sperg somehow means everyone's "sucking his dick"?
He immediately jumps to his usual ego defense of "I can draw better than you!" as if that matters on a New Zealand basketweaving forum dedicated to cataloguing and laughing at diaperfurs and other weirdos.
lol