Jonathan/Jessica Yaniv to be arrested for assaulting Rebel Media journalist -

Second Hand Syringe

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Sounds like some "scared straight" shit.
The scene opens with JY standing in a solitary holding cell with a few guards outside the locked cell door. About a dozen kids walk in and are lined up in front of JY as he licks his lips and gazes through the bars. As the kids stand nervously JY begins to touch himself and sweat profusely. The air is heavy with the smell of feces, musk and body odor. He starts asking the little girls if they're menstruating yet and tells them that he can smell it in the air. As the boys chuckle at the mention of periods, JY turns to them and whips out his manboobs. He grabs one of the boys by the hair and pulls him into the bars while pressing his greasy tit into the child's face. Several of the kids begin shaking and vomiting at the sight of this; one girl soils her dress. As the guards poke JY with their batons he loosens his grip on the tiny child and the boy crumples on the ground in tears with a single drop of blood running from his nose. Several guards quickly rush the kids out while JY screams "I can smell your cunts!" and tosses shit covered tampons and pads at the group like a wild gorilla.
 

Short Stack

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No doubt on the tiaras & tantrums....
Anger management? I would think many with anger issues may also be lacking in social skills & have no qualms about calling our boy a tranny & worse
That would play 1 of 2 ways
The one who says it gets removed for non PC shit...which will only anger them more...
Or JY plays it off as he's a victim again...I DON'T think that would get him out of them tho?
 

KiwiFuzz

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The scene opens with JY standing in a solitary holding cell with a few guards outside the locked cell door. About a dozen kids walk in and are lined up in front of JY as he licks his lips and gazes through the bars. As the kids stand nervously JY begins to touch himself and sweat profusely. The air is heavy with the smell of feces, musk and body odor. He starts asking the little girls if they're menstruating yet and tells them that he can smell it in the air. As the boys chuckle at the mention of periods, JY turns to them and whips out his manboobs. He grabs one of the boys by the hair and pulls him into the bars while pressing his greasy tit into the child's face. Several of the kids begin shaking and vomiting by this point. As the guards poke JY with their batons he loosens his grip on the tiny child and the boy crumples on the ground in tears with a single drop of blood running from his nose. Several guards quickly rush the kids out while JY screams "I can smell your cunts!" and tosses shit covered tampons and pads at the group like a wild gorilla.

I can't tell if this is "Silence of the Lambs" as written by Palahniuk or "Fight Club" as written by Harris.
 

Eldritch

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Yaniv sits alone in his dimly lit cell, smelling bad, passing the time by thinking of female bodily processes.
He hears someone fiddling with the lock on the door, he thinks he recognizes the face through the viewport, but it's not any guard he's ever seen.
The door swings open.
It's Blaire White.
White descends on Yaniv, wrapping her sinuous, manly hands around Yaniv's fourth chin.
In a deep baritone voice, White says "You give trannies like me a bad name."

Yaniv's death was ruled a suicide.
No CCTV footage could be recovered due to a malfunction at the time of the incident.
 

pr3nt177

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(cross posted in https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jys-tweets-and-other-social-media.58834/page-276#post-7339710)
 

pr3nt177

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"Jessica Yaniv Simpson is in court today for a first hearing for their assault charges against Keean Bexte.

10:15 AM PST: Yaniv is in the building without Miriam. Yaniv is decked out in a hot pink mask and coat, waiting for his turn in the courtroom. The jduge is the same one he saw Monday. He’s still driving a rental car."

(updates to follow)
 

pr3nt177

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UPDATE:
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Colour me stupid but what the hell has his "car accident" to do with getting a lawyer? ... he's insured isn't he and wouldn't his insurers be paying for a replacement car? (although his car is in the strata's car park afaik). So what car-related expenses?

The bloke's an absolute idiot. smh

On a positive note, I love that certain people attending wind him up so much and there's nothing he can do about it. :lit:
Video on MM site
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Big bottoms and thighs and jeans :cryblood:
 
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Second Hand Syringe

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UPDATE:
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Colour me stupid but what the hell has his "car accident" to do with getting a lawyer? ... he's insured isn't he and wouldn't his insurers be paying for a replacement car? (although his car is in the strata's car park afaik). So what car-related expenses?

The bloke's an absolute idiot. smh

On a positive note, I love that certain person attending wind him up so much and there's nothing he can do about it. :lit:
Video on MM site
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Big bottoms and thighs and jeans :cryblood:
He was walking as if he was lugging around a load of shit in his women's jeans. I wonder if he soiled himself?
 

pr3nt177

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"...fuck off Kari, seriously."

Not one word was uttered to him at this point.

Wearing skinny jeans with a baggy seat is quite an accomplishment for such a lardass. He has to buy them with a waistband large enough to get around the gunt, but it makes them waaaaay to big in the back. What a fashionista.

Thunder thighs.
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I take it he has looked in the mirror before leaving home and thought "yep, hot to trot".
 
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The Un-Clit

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Wearing skinny jeans with a baggy seat is quite an accomplishment for such a lardass. He has to buy them with a waistband large enough to get around the gunt, but it makes them waaaaay to big in the back. What a fashionista.
LOL @ how he thinks an umbrella makes ANY difference in filming his ass. All it does is show that Rebel Media, Kari Simpson, Donald, Meow Mix, The Farms in general, Kitteh etc. live in his head rent free 24/7. He can never shut them out, they're in his head calling him out on his sins non-stop. Only the oblivion of alcohol, drug-induced sleep, and of course eventually the sweet embrace of death can keep the monsters of his own making out of his head.
 

pr3nt177

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How is it that the police officer has a larger, shaplier ass but she's twice as small...oh, it's because he's a fucking white male.

Agree.

I think he feels having a tailed top covers his arse and gunt. I can only imagine the full impact of his shape when that jacket comes off.

He's wearing a low cut top under that pink thing which makes the brain image even more horrifying ...and again I can't help but think of him checking himself out in a mirror before leaving home. He looks like he's nipping down to the local £1 shop, not a court of law.
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