Horrorcow Jonathan Sharkey - The Vampire Pedophile Wrestler

[Yawning Asperchu]

Yeah if he'd still keep up the vampire or political schtick he'd be one of my favorite lolcows, he's as crazy as any of them. That YouTube documentary that was linked earlier in this thread is fucking gold and highly underappreciated.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Simply Amazing

Greetings Asswipes, Mary and Chuck Schantag,

Lookie lookie what I found – http://www.veteranvoice.com/forums/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=279

It seems in the posting you wrongly picked on other Vets too. Fuck you BITCHES!

Now, since you CUNTS want to act up, lets act up. I know where you live. So, here’s a challenge to you both, and any other CUNT that works for you.

Being from a descent of the greatest ruler ever – Prince Vlad Tepes aka The Impaler, I challenge you and those who work for you to a battle to the death in 2 months at Ft. Dix, NJ. In Jersey, the weak are killed and eaten. we are the greatest best, and most bad ass state in the UNION!

It will be on the lines of the Deadliest Warrior – http://tkohub.com/deadliest-warrior-sun-tzu-vs-vlad-the-impaler-video-s02e10-online-stream make sure you watch the part at 7 minutes.


No firearms though. Medieval weapons. I will have U.S. Secret Service Agents I know from jersey be monitors of the battle, because, I don’t trust you domestic terrorists.

Like Vlad, I will beat you, torture you, IMPALE you, then dismember you and when all is said and done, I will decapitate you all, and your heads will be used that night for a Satanic Ritual. My God will be praised the day.

If you do not to accept my challenge in 24 hours, I will forward this email to the media, Soldier of Fortune Magazine (Col. Brown knows me by one of my other names), Veterans Magazines.

Then I will come to MIZZ with a film crew, and call you out. When you step outside your home, with cameras rolling, I will go Jersey on you, and beat the fuck out of you.

If you refuse to come outside, I will show all the world what a bunch of cowardly little fucks you are!

I await your response.

In Lucifer’s name –

Do Svidaniya,
Nel Sangue,

Here's the context to what he's talking about:
http://www.offe.org/public_html/archives9.htm

Somebody wrote an article about the whole affair and he would not have it:

Hello losers, or should I say FRIGGIN’ losers.

It’s so great to see you all Talking Crap about me here as usual. I encourage you to please continue doing so, as it boosts my ego and my GNAA rating.

Adam, you clearly don’t know what you are TALKING about. Of course I have a wife, how else would that domestic abuse charge even exist what are you talking about?

The lovely Mrs. Tepes is my girl, whose blood I enjoy sucking after she has enjoyed sucking Something of mine if you know what I mean. That porn stuff is just not true or a coincidence, either way I have no comment on it.

Well I see that you Stupid Idiots really just can’t get the writing on the walls, can you? I want you to keep Talking about me, even if you are Talking Crap. It’s all good for the IMPALER because it boosts my large ego, which deserves to be large because I am quite Famous.

Man it is good to be me. You can shove your Porno claims up your Butthole because I will be too busy Making Demonic Love to beautiful Russian teenage girls who let me suck their blood after they suck my…

I think we all know who the Real Loser is. And it’s not the Cold-Hearted, blood-drinking, Pink-Pounding sniper that is the Impaler. Im winning in every way.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to let you guys continue Talking about my celebrity status here.

Thank you Loyal Fans!!!

Somebody tells a harrowing story of domestic abuse and depression, from Facebook.

Here is a story told by Jonathon Sharkey’s Ex-wife on Facebook:

“”When Jonathon’s wife left him at the end of their marriage, he rang her and said he had taken a bottle of pills, thinking she would run to him to save him. Instead, she called the police and sent them. When they got there, they found him in the pool wearing a woman’s bathing suit and sporting heavy make up. They came back and told her. Suffice to say she sobbed with laughter.

As I am now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But the following “tale” is no laughing matter

Big brave Jonathon was a violent child abuser. At first he was smart about it and he left no bruises, but then he started to get careless and his ex wife started to see bruises on their kids. As the kids were rarely clumsy and the bruises were in unusual locations, his ex-wife and step-daughter concocted a plan to catch him in the act, by pretending to leave the house and leaving him with the kids, but then sneaking back in quietly after a few minutes. That’s how they caught him.

When she opened the living room door, Jonathon Sharkey was stepping on his 6 year old’s son’s head. His ex-wife went ballistic and attacked him for such a heinous act.

He then hit his ex-wife, after he tried to grab his step-daughter by the throat for her part in helping catch him in the act of hurting the kids. After the step-daughter avoided the choke-hold, Jonathon Sharkey threw a punch, which his ex-wife stepped in the way of, collecting her in the jaw. She told him he punched like a pussy and began to beat the piss out off him, as any decent and sane person would. Nothing better than bashing a bully. It was then the step daughter opened the front door and as he had weak knees, a huge fat gut and no balance, they both pushed him through the door, then shoved the son of a bitch down a flight of stairs.

He landed on the bottom like a twisted puppet. His ex-wife prayed he was dead.

He also abused the step-children regularly when they were younger. He would lift them up by their throats and pin then against the wall and tell them that if they told their Mum, he would kill them. As his ex-wife was constantly working, (as Jonathon NEVER worked and instead relied on his govt disability pension), he was very often alone with the children. Because of the threats, they never said anything. That was until he also dangled their daughter (his own child) out a third story window by one leg and told her that if she told Mum, he would throw her out the window and say it was an accident…… that she had fallen out while he was cleaning the house””

For those interested, I have his Tampa address, just off Busch Gardens

Also says Jon took female hormone pills (maybe that's why he has man tits).

Sharkey’s ex-wife, (a sassy and strong cuban woman), found false strap-on breasts in his closet. He told her they were for a play he was in. Their kids were only infants. He kept his cross-dressing and sexual confusion a secret for a few more years and then one day, she was taking a bath and Jonathon came into the bathroom and told her he had something serious to talk to her about. He told her he had been taking female hormone pills because… well… he felt more like a woman than a man. (no fucking shit, I say). He planned on having a sex change, but that he didn’t want to end the marriage. He wanted her to stay with him and be his lesbian lover. She told him to go drop dead. She told him she likes cock too much and how the FUCK could he consider doing this with two young children. She told him she wanted a divorce, climbed out off the bathtub and began to beat the piss out of him with the back-scrubber.

Sause for all this Beauty:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=27204

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Simply Amazing



Here's the context to what he's talking about:
http://www.offe.org/public_html/archives9.htm

Somebody wrote an article about the whole affair and he would not have it:





Somebody tells a harrowing story of domestic abuse and depression, from Facebook.



Also says Jon took female hormone pills (maybe that's why he has man tits).



Sause for all this Beauty:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=27204

OF COURSE there's a page about him on TAH, I don't why I never thought to check.

When did all this go down? I skimmed his TAH page (will dive in later) but didn't see a date.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

The threats against the Schantags probably happened turning the time when they were being investigated by the VA (2006). According to Dramatica, the POW network got his files under a FOIA request and exposed him, so the wrath towards them is out of pettiness rather than altruism.

The TAH article was in 2011, but he didn’t find it until 2013.

The domestic abuse and crossdressing was when Matthew was little, so early 1990s (after the military slit). Angela would be the woman the commenter mentions as the “sassy and strong cuban woman”, per Jon’s campaign site (yes, he went into detail about his romantic life on a political campaign site).

 

[FatNero]

The threats against the Schantags probably happened turning the time when they were being investigated by the VA (2006). According to Dramatica, the POW network got his files under a FOIA request and exposed him, so the wrath towards them is out of pettiness rather than altruism.

The TAH article was in 2011, but he didn’t find it until 2013.

The domestic abuse and crossdressing was when Matthew was little, so early 1990s (after the military slit). Angela would be the woman the commenter mentions as the “sassy and strong cuban woman”, per Jon’s campaign site (yes, he went into detail about his romantic life on a political campaign site).

Man the child abuse stuff makes his little twin girl obsession even worse.

This fucking guy.

I'm always amazed by how many people are still talking to him on FB, and how many of them buy his constant stories about his new wives week in and week out. It seems to be his only real outlet right now, without it he'd have nowhere to vent his fantasies.

 

[FatNero]

Figured it's time for an update. Here's a stupid sad pic.

He asked Donald Trump to pay him to rehab Ukraine's image.

They said no.


And here's the last one, and it's a big one.
Bro got married... FOR REAL.

I keep tabs every once and a while and the last few months seemed to be right in line with the cycle. Then I noticed he seemed to be moving into a nicer home, no longer sponging off his sick daughter, he was posting about racing more and telling less bullshit lies except for one, a new wife named Oksana.

There were a couple of photos of her but like always none of them together. Then this one caught my eye:

And this one:

Depressing "wedding" picture in a drab courthouse? Check.

It looks as if he's married this woman, who is in Florida, not the Ukraine, working as a nurse. His FB is filled with "oh i love her so much etc etc" but hers is pretty bare, no mention of a husband, mostly just talking to friends and posting about taking walks.

I've got a pretty clear picture, she needed to stay in the US he needed his Ukrainian fantasy.

In exchange for his US citizenship, she's giving him somewhere to live and paying for his racing fetish, which he's still lying about. He's saying he's bought land in Ukraine for his super serious racing company, and is going to be racing in the LeMans, which is pretty big time and not ever going to happen.

Even in this little FB story he told she sounds like she does not give the slightest shit about him and they'll be divorced with a year.

I wonder if she knows about his weird child sex fetishes and history of beating women?

Oh and he's still creeping on kids. Guess he forgot he had those fake twins in Russia somewhere.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

He's currently living in St. Petersburg, Florida. I would write it off as a coincidence, but considering the autistic obsession with Slavic culture (including down to wanting to be hired by the Putin government and wanting Russia to take all of Ukraine), I think there is a slight possibility he moved their specifically to make himself look “Russian”.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Figured it's time for an update. Here's a stupid sad pic.

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He asked Donald Trump to pay him to rehab Ukraine's image.
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They said no.


And here's the last one, and it's a big one.
Bro got married... FOR REAL.

I keep tabs every once and a while and the last few months seemed to be right in line with the cycle. Then I noticed he seemed to be moving into a nicer home, no longer sponging off his sick daughter, he was posting about racing more and telling less bullshit lies except for one, a new wife named Oksana.

There were a couple of photos of her but like always none of them together. Then this one caught my eye:

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And this one:
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Depressing "wedding" picture in a drab courthouse? Check.

It looks as if he's married this woman, who is in Florida, not the Ukraine, working as a nurse. His FB is filled with "oh i love her so much etc etc" but hers is pretty bare, no mention of a husband, mostly just talking to friends and posting about taking walks.

I've got a pretty clear picture, she needed to stay in the US he needed his Ukrainian fantasy.

In exchange for his US citizenship, she's giving him somewhere to live and paying for his racing fetish, which he's still lying about. He's saying he's bought land in Ukraine for his super serious racing company, and is going to be racing in the LeMans, which is pretty big time and not ever going to happen.

Even in this little FB story he told she sounds like she does not give the slightest shit about him and they'll be divorced with a year.

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I wonder if she knows about his weird child sex fetishes and history of beating women?

Oh and he's still creeping on kids. Guess he forgot he had those fake twins in Russia somewhere.
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I have to admit, when I posted about Oksana a couple months ago I didn't know what to make of her. Her FB profile is too old to be a fake and yet, no pics of them together. I just thought he was brazenly using someone's FB page as proof of having an actual wife. Her FB, like you mentioned, is pretty bare so i felt maybe that gave him the balls to do it. But no, now I'm thinking you may be right; married friends with benefits.

Also, he looks like a bobblehead in that first pic.

 

[FatNero]

I have to admit, when I posted about Oksana a couple months ago I didn't know what to make of her. Her FB profile is too old to be a fake and yet, no pics of them together. I just thought he was brazenly using someone's FB page as proof of having an actual wife. Her FB, like you mentioned, is pretty bare so i felt maybe that gave him the balls to do it. But no, now I'm thinking you may be right; married friends with benefits.

Also, he looks like a bobblehead in that first pic.

I just assumed she was another fake but he's almost reserved in the stories he tells about her. Nothing crazy like "she punched me and danced like a russian on my chest before getting pregnant with my triplets."

I actually think she's going to hurt him pretty bad because he thinks he actually has found his russian bride and she's going to abandon him as soon as she's able to.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Recently Jon went to the VA hospital in Tampa, Florida. Hmm... I wonder how they would react to finding out they let a known child abductor and pedophile as an honored guest?

I am also pleased to report that I've greatly expanded upon the OP to make it more informative. Check it out!

 

[DawnDusk]

This is from 2013 and never got posted in this thread, but it deserved to be:

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=27204

Long-story short: this blog exposes and roasts people who commit stolen valor, which is another notch in Sharkey's belt (he lied about being a sniper to get VA assistance for his knees).

He fought back in the comments section for a really hilarious read, leaving with this:

Man it is good to be me. You can shove your Porno claims up your Butthole because I will be too busy Making Demonic Love to beautiful Russian teenage girls who let me suck their blood after they suck my…

I think we all know who the Real Loser is. And it’s not the Cold-Hearted, blood-drinking, Pink-Pounding sniper that is the Impaler. Im winning in every way.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to let you guys continue Talking about my celebrity status here.

Thank you Loyal Fans!!!

 

[xyrichard]

We need more updates on this cow. Please.

 

[Impaled]

Wow, I've been out of the loop for a few years. I'm the dork who made the Impaled: Painfully Blunt documentary prank. Wasn't the greatest quality and wouldn't be nearly as interesting without the subject to mess with, but I had a hell of a time making it. I also did a blog years after that, going over his stalking and other crimes. Meeting that guy and talking to him was surreal. If anyone has any questions or wants me to share any stories, I'm always up for it. There was so much behind the scenes that was just as funny.

Anyway, I decided to check up on the old blood sucker and came across this forum. Great stuff.

Apparently his daughter died from cancer. I feel bad for her and her family, but Sharkey doesn't seem to be affected that much by it. Seems to be exploiting it if anything.

 

[Puta Bruja]

This is my first time reading about this guy and he seems like a huge piece of shit of a person. I wish there was more follow up to that 16 yearold he abducted like maybe an interview with her after she was free'd from him. I am sure she experienced some really bizarre stuff for her to just be okay with going back to her mothers house and cutting all ties with him like that.

 

[Impaled]

This is my first time reading about this guy and he seems like a huge piece of shit of a person. I wish there was more follow up to that 16 yearold he abducted like maybe an interview with her after she was free'd from him. I am sure she experienced some really bizarre stuff for her to just be okay with going back to her mothers house and cutting all ties with him like that.

I actually interviewed her Mother.

http://impalerexposed.blogspot.com/2014/05/impaler-exposed-interview-with-jillian.html?m=1

 

[Puta Bruja]

I actually interviewed her Mother.

http://impalerexposed.blogspot.com/2014/05/impaler-exposed-interview-with-jillian.html?m=1

Oh this is awesome thank you.

I wonder why the girl says he was scary yet still defends him in regards to raping her? I guess she probably blames herself or thinks she fully consented to it because she voluntarily left with him and didn't fight back.

 

[Impaled]

Oh this is awesome thank you.

I wonder why the girl says he was scary yet still defends him in regards to raping her? I guess she probably blames herself or thinks she fully consented to it because she voluntarily left with him and didn't fight back.

Well most of the teenage girls all share a common thread. They come from broken homes and suffer from sort of disability. Be it autism, bi-polar disorder, etc. A lot of them have real emotional issues and he assures them he will be their knight and bring them to a world of romantic wonder. Sadly, what they get instead is a dirty motel or a forest hidden in the mountains somewhere.

There's so many stories. From teenage girls to grown women he has terrorized for quite sometime.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Wow, I've been out of the loop for a few years. I'm the dork who made the Impaled: Painfully Blunt documentary prank. Wasn't the greatest quality and wouldn't be nearly as interesting without the subject to mess with, but I had a hell of a time making it. I also did a blog years after that, going over his stalking and other crimes. Meeting that guy and talking to him was surreal. If anyone has any questions or wants me to share any stories, I'm always up for it. There was so much behind the scenes that was just as funny.

Anyway, I decided to check up on the old blood sucker and came across this forum. Great stuff.

Apparently his daughter died from cancer. I feel bad for her and her family, but Sharkey doesn't seem to be affected that much by it. Seems to be exploiting it if anything.

I have several questions actually.

How did you come across this fat mess Sharkey to begin with?

In your opinion what’s the worst thing he has done?

As I haven’t seen the documentary or read the blog but when you met him what was his justification for his predatory behaviour?

 

[Impaled]

I have several questions actually.

How did you come across this fat mess Sharkey to begin with?

In your opinion what’s the worst thing he has done?

As I haven’t seen the documentary or read the blog but when you met him what was his justification for his predatory behaviour?

Back in summer of 2007, a friend sent me an ABC News article about a satanic vampire running for president. That of course would be Sharkey. The photo of him holding up a sword in someone's backyard looking like a warrior reject never made me laugh so hard in my life.

A few months later, I decided to Google him. He had a blog and a MySpace page. It just so happened that he was in town and I asked him if I could do an interview with him for my YouTube and MySpace Channel. He accepted without any hesitation.

The worst thing he's done? The thing is, he's done so many bad things. I mean I knew he was a quack back then, but it wasn't until after filming where I really understood that he wasn't just an unaware loser, but someone dangerous to teens and how it has affected them and their families. I'll have to be careful with this answer. It's what one victim told me. He took her to a different state and did things against her will after the night of their unrecognized wedding or handfasting as they called it. Since I can't prove the incident happened, I can't get into detail on this forum, but I think the general implication will suffice. When I heard about it, it made me want to beat the living hell out of him.

Honestly though, he's done so many bad things after my encounter with him. Some already known or documented here.

As for his justifications. He always claimed younger girls came to him and wanted him. Even if true, there's no justification for his behavior. He never saw his stalking as stalking. One girl said she was a vampire hunter so he'd leave her alone. It only made matters worse. Way worse. He said she was a threat to his vampire community and wanted justice.

One of his ex girlfriend broke up with him and filed a restraining order. He broke the order several times, claiming he was trying to save her because she was an alcoholic. In one of the court documents, he asked the judge to force her to be impregnated by him so she'd give birth to a daughter. Really nutty stuff.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Shouldn't he be at the least a registered sex offender or something? I feel like he has done enough fucked up shit that he should be monitored in some way if not locked away.