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[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Hazmat suits for the soul need to be created to protect innocent people (us) from hazardous demons (Yaniv and his crunchy indecency).

Seriously. I clicked and paused after a few seconds because I felt a piece of me withering away.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Hazmat suits for the soul need to be created to protect innocent people (us) from hazardous demons (Yaniv and his crunchy indecency).

Seriously. I clicked and paused after a few seconds because I felt a piece of me withering away.

I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me.

I need to hear this now.

It's been a while since we had #content as fulfilling as the Mortal Kombat video.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

These are being sent to me, someone wants them released slowly to maximize the torture. There is more coming and I'll post it as soon as I have it.

It's God's work you're doing.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Hazmat suits for the soul need to be created to protect innocent people (us) from hazardous demons (Yaniv and his crunchy indecency).

Seriously. I clicked and paused after a few seconds because I felt a piece of me withering away.

Come on, it’s genuinely funny to hear how he thinks women masturbate. Woman up and listen, you’ll wet your pads laughing.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Come on, it’s genuinely funny to hear how he thinks women masturbate. Woman up and listen, you’ll wet your pads laughing.

Rub the crease inside of your bent arm. That's the extent of Jon's sexual sensation for the rest of his life.

 

[Short Stack]

Come on, it’s genuinely funny to hear how he thinks women masturbate. Woman up and listen, you’ll wet your pads laughing.

If only we could hack his porn library

 

[Death Grip]

This is the worst phone sex audition ever.

I used to follow the blog of someone in that line of work and was amused by the household objects that they deployed to simulate sex sounds. Bearing that in mind, what is it Yaniv doing that makes it sound like he is masturbating while eating crisps? Or is he actually eating crisps? Because that's a level of degenerate multitasking that you usually only see in people from Newcastle.

Ultimately, this recording leaves behind more questions than it answers.

When you say Newcastle do you mean Newcastle upon Tyne or Newcastle upon Lyne or another Newcastle based over the pond?

Hazmat suits for the soul need to be created to protect innocent people (us) from hazardous demons (Yaniv and his crunchy indecency).

Seriously. I clicked and paused after a few seconds because I felt a piece of me withering away.

There are no innocent people on this website.

 

[zenkichi]

A quick and dirty transcript...

Starts off mumbling.
0.12 Arianna Arianna Arianna
0.22 eat me out, eat me out baby
0.28 ya
0.34 work at that clit, work it.
0.37 I got…
0.39 mmm, ya
0.42 mmm baby
0.49 lick..lick that up and down.
0.52 Ah ya.
Heavy tranny groaning going on…
1.10 (too many crunching sounds to decipher his words of ecstasy)
1.15 I’d just like to say…I don’t know
1.16 so much fun
1.22 lock my legs into yours
1.24 just bring it close
1.27 Feel your warmth against my skin
1.32 I love you
1.34 this is how(?) pussy(?) in here

Slap, slap, slap. slap, slap ad nauseam

1.51 Ya

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In between him "speaking" was a lot of crisp crunching sounds, huffing/puffing, groans from yaniv. All I can say is that it took me longer than 1.53 to decipher. I think yaniv needs to subscribe to a better quality of porn if this is what he's learned. Those poor, poor lesbians.

You had to listen to that at least twice to transcribe it. Thanks for saving my ears.

 

[Scary]

1.10 (too many crunching sounds to decipher his words of ecstasy)

Nnnggg yeah, that's why I [?] like right next to me. [I need you to?]

 

[Say What Now?]

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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"

Sounds like Pop Rocks.

 

[Scary]

Less quick transcript

garbled masturbating noises with some mumbling pussy feels good so wet ahhhhh ahhh Arianna ah ahhhh Arianna ah ahh yeah ahhh eat me out yeah baby awe yeah uh honey uh work that clit work it harder mmm yeah mmm baby ah uh can you like lick that up and down awe yeah uh uh uh uh hu mmmyeah uh I want you like right next to me [I bet you could?] loud noise I just like just I don't know it's like so much fun ah like lock my legs into yours mhh just like bring you close just like feel your warmth against my skin ahh I love you this is how wet my pussy is you can hear it dry pussy sounds and "ahs" yeah

 

[Bawbag]

This is the most Islamic content yet.

 

[Anstiv]

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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"

This is more disgusting than the gunt video somehow. I feel violated just listening to this. God what the fuck

ETA:
I watched this three or so hours ago. I still feel deeply uncomfortable. I feel even more uncomfortable knowing that that freak is jacking off to the thought of that.

I've seen goatse, I've seen whatever the fuck. I've seen a lot of shit on /b/ gore threads, or other just insane shit people post. This downright has to be one of the most fucked up things ever recorded.

It's like the "I'd fuck me" scene from Silence of the Lambs, except it's real. He's real, and he probably has fucking corpses in his basement who's skin he wears.
I wish I hadn't seen that

ETA 2:

This fits too perfectly

 

[Got2Hands]

Like Japanese knotweed, the animosity that Yaniv has seeded across a great swathe of Canada, and beyond, will likely never be fully eradicated.

Lets say though, for the sake of argument, that Justin Trudeau passes some piece of technology-augmented legislation that wipes all memory of Yaniv and his past transgressions from the collective memory. Suddenly he is a stranger to us - a morbidly obese Jon Pertwee-era, Worzel Gummidge lookalike, whose choice of outdoor attire is limited to whatever garnishes the racks of second-hand maternity dresses.

- We remain unaware of his inveterate noncery; that he habitually insinuates himself into the direct messages of underage girls, who he furnishes with lewd photographs and none too subtle pleas for sexual contact.

- The businesses that were closed down by his proactive brand of busybody racism are unknown to us.

- His inept, Dr Evil-level grifting, in pursuit of the magic figure of 30,000 dollars, have been memory holed.

- Those poor souls who gazed upon the image of what Yaniv claims to be his front hole ( a pustulent chasm, so foul you can smell it through the screen) no longer stare blankly ahead in thousand yard increments. Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones no longer plays on a continuous loop in their heads. The world has been restored to a state of Eden and they are, once more, at peace.

In short Yaniv has a clean slate.

In the past there have been cows who have stepped away from the brink and who now lead functional lives. There are people who currently have active threads on these forums who would improve their lives immeasurably, if only they would simmer down a little and scale down their activity on social media. Yaniv is not one of these people. He is a man securely sewn into his cow costume, which has been bonded to his skin using special, insoluble adhesive. There has been wide speculation regarding the exact nature of his mental illness. Whatever the clinical definition might be, I think everybody would agree that it's getting worse, and that the associated anti-social behaviour is also escalating. Yaniv could remove himself to some far-flung corner of the world - a place that Coca Cola and sexually-deviant German backpackers have yet to penetrate - however he cannot out-waddle his own demons. The downward spiralling patterns of behaviour, that are given physical form by his poor impulse control, will ruin his life, along with the lives of those around him, wherever he goes.

There is a certain type of person, often called 'Moon flower' or 'Phaedra', who will gittishly claim, in-between choruses of Fire Child Sing, that indigenous peoples possess a wisdom that is lost to those of us who forsook using every part of the Buffalo for a world of fancy indoor plumbing. While it is tempting to meet such claims with the standard "fuck off, Rousseau", I think that they might be onto something: A remote tribe who, up until first contact with Yaniv, had no word in their language for tampon, might deal with him more effectively than the Canadian legal system, by butchering his carcass and perhaps fashioning his ample sheets of skin into a large tent.

I wonder if Yaniv is able to grasp that he is the ultimate source of many of his problems. If you prodded and poked him into the cave of evil on Dagobah, where he was forced to swing his pink walking cane in the direction of a shadowy figure, who turned out to be his mirror image, would he be able to grasp the symbolic hint? Or would he accuse Yoda of sexual harassment and attempt to sue the ailing Jedi master for 30,000 galactic credits?

Ngl, your writing restored my faith in myself as a sexual being. In short, it gave back what the sound of Yaniv slapping his unbaked pork dumpling floating in MRSA and diabetic chicken skin while crinkling and simpering like an adult baby took from me. Thank you.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Why in the fucking pits of satan would he take a picture of underwear with the damn pad wings hanging out and then capture it “this will be yours soon” and show his piss burned pock marked filled legs?

Because with "this will be yours soon" he means nightmare.

This will be your nightmare soon.

 

[sixthwave]

Jesus fuck just when I thought it couldn’t get worst

 

[Short Stack]

is he fantasizing about being with a man or a woman?
Who's wearing the strapon?

 

[eDove]

This is more disgusting than the gunt video somehow. I feel violated just listening to this. God what the fuck

ETA:
I watched this three or so hours ago. I still feel deeply uncomfortable. I feel even more uncomfortable knowing that that freak is jacking off to the thought of that.

I've seen goatse, I've seen whatever the fuck. I've seen a lot of shit on /b/ gore threads, or other just insane shit people post. This downright has to be one of the most fucked up things ever recorded.

It's like the "I'd fuck me" scene from Silence of the Lambs, except it's real. He's real, and he probably has fucking corpses in his basement who's skin he wears.
I wish I hadn't seen that

ETA 2:
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This fits too perfectly

Man, even Buffalo Bill wasn't as ugly as this guy. Slapping his face on him is such a downgrade I couldn't have even imagined.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

You can clearly hear the crinkling of a pad too oh my God I feel so violated