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[The Un-Clit]

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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"

Without a doubt the fakest shit i've ever heard. Fucking Christian Slater sounded more believeable pretending to jack off as 'Happy Harry Hardon' in the movie Pump up the Volume.

(Yes I have seen/heard trannies masturbate and can tell the difference. Allahu Ackbar me all day long if you must.)

Dick tuck pose and incredibly fake masturbation sounds. Leaning back to 'faked chop' until a nude (or better, video) is leaked showing gash and face together. And I mean GASH. That pose he used is one used in several 'how to do a dick tuck and get away with it' post on tranny sites and video sites.

Kitteh, I cannot wait for your next drop! I hope to hell it fulfils everyone's expectations and that he really did get the chop, and I hope he was stupid enough to send real proof to someone.

 

[Plague Flea]

Dick tuck pose and incredibly fake masturbation sounds. Leaning back to 'faked chop' until a nude (or better, video) is leaked showing gash and face together.

I won’t question your extensive knowledge of troon masturbation techniques, but whoever is shown in those images is the same person as in his earlier horror pics. That much is evident from that weird crusty striation on the inside of the legs.

Doesn’t prove it’s Jonny of course, but it does show that the pictures are all coming from the same source, rather than just randomly lifted from the web.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I won’t question your extensive knowledge of troon masturbation techniques, but whoever is shown in those images is the same person as in his earlier horror pics. That much is evident from that weird crusty striation on the inside of the legs.

Doesn’t prove it’s Jonny of course, but it does show that the pictures are all coming from the same source, rather than just randomly lifted from the web.

If *that* is a typical troon masturbation technique then I guess we found the makers of The Human Centipede 2

 

[Got2Hands]

I won’t question your extensive knowledge of troon masturbation techniques, but whoever is shown in those images is the same person as in his earlier horror pics. That much is evident from that weird crusty striation on the inside of the legs.

Doesn’t prove it’s Jonny of course, but it does show that the pictures are all coming from the same source, rather than just randomly lifted from the web.

I'm on the fence because it's a very elaborate scam if that's what he's trying to pull, but something still seems off. It seems out of character for him to limit himself to a few covered up/weirdly angled pictures of his brand new feminine lady vagina, as opposed to polluting the internet with close-ups of it spread wide as he can get it. Why not take an actual video if he's that proud of it?

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"

By the beard of Zeus, that is some disgusting shit. Good job.

 

[WGkitty]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.

 

[YOUR MOM]

Just fold up a piece of bologna and stuff it in the crack. It couldn't possibly be any more horrible than it was before. It's pretty cool that he got the whole castration and the last remnants of his former dick rotted off.

 

[heatboss]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

 

[Dr. Hannibal Buress]

I'm on the fence because it's a very elaborate scam if that's what he's trying to pull, but something still seems off. It seems out of character for him to limit himself to a few covered up/weirdly angled pictures of his brand new feminine lady vagina, as opposed to polluting the internet with close-ups of it spread wide as he can get it. Why not take an actual video if he's that proud of it?

If it is litterally rotting and falling apart as WG kitty's post above indicates then maybe he is actually so horrified by his stink ditch that he can't even stand to look at it himself, and as a result is hopefully edging closer and closer to the 41%

 

[pr3nt177]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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"I don't know where it went" LMFeckingAO. I'm howling here. Random text right there.

Called it a while back, if he had been pleased with it all he would have been gloating. I smell a lawsuit in the air.

jessica serenity simpson...brainless, dickless and now "clit"-less. You've made my day @WGkitty, thank you.

If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

Just another day-to-day worry us females have...it's there one minute, gone the next.

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Apologies for getting the odd word wrong and not being able to catch others but I can't understand him most of the time but anyway a quick and rough transcript for those who dont want to hear that tardish voice. Lots of sighing and disjointed sentences throughout...

"I went to the doctors …I went to the Urgent Care Centre(?) and I had them do an exam on me and they told me that…they told me that my clitoris fell off and they showed me where it did fall off but it’s…the doctor told me that but like it’s impossible for me to comprehend so I got the guy to send to take some pictures of that area and I sent them over to my surgeon and to the 2nd surgeon two surgeons did my surgery and they don’t believe it. It’s not impossible but it’s so rare that something like that(?) could happen because how do I put it…the clitoris is basically the tip, the tip of my old dick, honestly and like with the vein, like with the vein and everything with the blood supply. So if that was to happen then I’d be dead cos I’d be bleeding out like crazy so….it doesn’t make sense. I mean every doctor has told me something different and that’s why I don’t trust doctors. I don’t trust them at all.

It’s not there, I don’t know where it went, it’s not there any more. So I’m going tomorrow to have a check up by a nurse from Trans Care BC that knows the stuff. She’s going to look into it with a second or two nurses are going to do a full exam on me.

I’m really stressed out. Thing is have not gone the way I wanted it to with the surgery. I know I've always said(?) it looks great, except it doesn’t. It’s not the result I really expected. I know its still healing and its still swollen and such but it’s like I’m 4 months almost 5 and 2 weeks but its stressful, it’s really. *I ended up starting insulin, too. and it's not made me feel so good. I feel sick right now I feel so fucking faint. I haven't eaten all day."

The last minute+ is the usual yaniv bleatings about not looking after himself, his “sugars” “it’s my fault, it's really my fault", neglecting himself ie the usual yaniv pity guff.

* absolutely no idea whatsoever what he's going on about here. Kudos to gampboonerisms for translating that bit.

• Of course, he claims it's rare....super rare no doubt.
• Getting more folks to look/photograph his bits, some poor male photographer this time.
• Getting female nurses to check him out at Trans Care (because they obviously know more than the doctors and the actual surgeons)
• He's not happy with the results (despite his initial gloating tweets)
• Future lawsuit I reckon.

Hey jon boy, ask Bob to organise a strata search-scavenger hunt, maybe offer a reward? Oh and check the dog too.

Karma's a bitch eh jonny?

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or control himself and he diddled his 'clitoris' off down the drain.

That made me laugh as much as his "I don't know where it went", maybe he should organise a search & rescue party and check the strata pipes.

 

[Patricia Highsmith]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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Is he the first guy to lose his penis twice?

 

[Plague Flea]

@WGkitty Thank you for this wonderful gift to brighten a dreary Sunday morning. RIP Jonny’s “””clitoris”””.

Maybe his lil nub got waterlogged and rotted off? It is clearly the fault of the fire department - if only they’d helped him out of the bath in a timely manner. I recommend he starts another lolsuit against them.

 

[theshep]

Is he the first guy to lose his penis twice?

No... not at all. A while back there was a subreddit that people could post GRS horror stories/fails which eventually got banned. I can't for the life of me remember what it was called. From browsing there occasionally, this was something quite common maybe not exactly 'my clitoris fell off', but similar complications. Dead skin, no sensation, difficulty urinating, bad smell, etc... Many of those people reporting that after one or more revision 'surgeries'. Those left them with nothing working even after that.

There was one case in particular that I remember with someone who had it done and had multiple complications... obviously, it didn't fix the gender dysphoria and only made matters worse. The end result? They ended up offing themself and their brother posted on the sub to advise people of that.

Let's be real, all these surgeons do is place a penis through a meat grinder and try to reassemble everything. It's not surprising that people end up with a loss of circulation leading to necrosis or nerves which are unable to fully heal.

I think if someone undergoes that type of surgery and ends up with something that 'works' it's more to do with good luck than good surgical practice.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

It’s not there, I don’t know where it went, it’s not there any more.

These are words to chill the bone right down to the marrow.

Ordinarily, the loss of Yaniv's clitoris would be an excuse for filling the skies above Endor with fireworks and joining the Ewoks in a joyous chorus of Yuk Nub. If Yaniv's clitoris is MIA then all celebrations are off. Tell the Ewoks to pack away their tribal drums and organise search parties. Yaniv's bovine gaze is already scanning his rancid environment, like a sluggish eye of Sauron, in search of his missing body part. We must beat him to it. We must end this now.

Where is Yaniv's refurbished dick? It didn't just vanish - the universe is never that kind.

Has it found its way to the Shire? Can somebody do a wellness check on Frodo Baggins?

Was it washed down the drain? Is it in the water supply?

Did a moose eat it? Is it in the goddamn food chain? I know meat can be expensive in Canada, but this isn't he answer

Detachable Penis, by King Missile, is an endearing 3-minute slice of Generation X surrealism. Yaniv's detachable clitoris is the kind of public health crisis that has actors of the calibre of Dustin Hoffman and Bryan Cranston slamming their bare fists on the desk of the mayor and demanding that something be done, before it is too late.

 

[theshep]

Was it washed down the drain? Is it in the water supply?

Yes. That is my opinion of what happened to it.

As we learnt earlier, he didn't follow the aftercare instructions. He soaked in a bath, multiple times, for far too long needing rescue when he wasn't supposed to. IIRC he went to a hospital for a suspected infection of said slash gash.

I reckon he couldn't take care of the wound properly or control himself and he diddled his 'clitoris' off down the drain. I'd love to see this go to court because the surgeon, I'm sure, had him sign waivers.... and if it even got to court, the surgeon would be able to prove that he has fucked up what he was supposed to do post-surgery.

 

[ScooterL]

No... not at all. A while back there was a subreddit that people could post GRS horror stories/fails which eventually got banned. I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.

Neovagina Disasters.

The tranny mafia running Reddit banned it because showing the reality of genital mutilation tends to put people off doing it.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Even more horrifying, not just that Jonny’s “clit” fell off and has rotted away in the water supply (gag), but his prattling. It’s clearly edited so some tired woman is probably at the other end of this one-sided conversation. Jon loves the sound of his own voice. Too bad it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard.

It must be hard being this narcissistic AND having a decomposing crotch.

 

[pr3nt177]

Even more horrifying, not just that Jonny’s “clit” fell off and has rotted away in the water supply (gag), but his prattling. It’s clearly edited so some tired woman is probably at the other end of this one-sided conversation. Jon loves the sound of his own voice. Too bad it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard.

It must be hard being this narcissistic AND having a decomposing crotch.

I got the impression he must have been driving re the silences, as though going under bridges.

Point being, hearing him blab is insufferable. Doesn’t take away the fun from hearing the news, though. Crazy bastard actually DID go through with the chop.

It's great news, knowing he's so miserable cheers me up - treat people like trash and karma bites your arse.

LR seeing him with luggage did it for me. The US doc tweet pics - the ToL letter re FB bath visits - not seeing any vids - no gloating tweet pics made me think things weren't 100%. I'm sure he's pestering every doctor, hospital, clinic he can, his DigiDocs included.

He got catfished yet again, and will again in the future.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I got the impression he must have been driving re the silences, as though going under a bridge, as he seemed to carry on waffling on topic although the entire thing was a word salad from start to finish.

Point being, hearing him blab is insufferable. Doesn’t take away the fun from hearing the news, though. Crazy bastard actually DID go through with the chop.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Nope, I'm refusing to watch that video.

I'm still reeling from last time. Have mercy on my soul.