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Chicken Picnic

We saved you the last boiled egg!
True & Honest Fan
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Why? How???

Actually I don't want to know. The idea of it happening turns my stomach. Why the fuck would you post about this?? Is this the pinacol of humiliation fetish? Let the world know your genitals are falling apart?

Just fucking end me man
 

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Punished Spoon

Even if I'm dreamin', I wanna keep on sleepin'
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I'm sure that the doctors will be protected with malpractice insurance, so it's really no flake off their clitoris that this issue occured. These surgeries are highly experimental and different for each person. It's almost as if the people getting the surgeries are guinea pigs, and this particular surgery is no doubt one of the "worst case" scenarios. If the tissue continues to decay and just sit and fester, his ruined mangina will be the last thing on his mind. Sepsis, poisoning of the blood, is quite a real possibility with the necrosis of tissue. No waxing for a while johnny gorl!
 

HomerSimpson

I AM SO SMRT!
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Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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I dunno, it's funny, but he just sounds like he wants pity and isn't actually having these issues. I mean, if he is, and brang it upon himself, that's funny.

I don't think stink ditches have clits though. Even the way he described it, sounds like he thinks they used the glans to make a clit. Which would be massive and begging for issues given needing to change the way the veins pump blood.

Maybe his dick just fell off from being stuck in the tub so often. Got stuck in the faucet.
If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem
Citation needed.
 

Fareal

will definitely consider what you have said
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He mentions in the Dying Tauntaun Wail of Sadness up there than he is now insulin dependent for his diabetes, and also that he isn’t maintaining proper glycaemic control ”my sugars…, not taking care of myself”

A poorly controlling insulin dependent diabetic is not going to heal the spectacular damage that is being axewounded in any decent way. The main reason that diabetics heal badly is due to less efficient blood supply. Whilst JY seems to think that his bellend couldn’t have fallen off because “blood supply… veins” in reality due to his mutilating surgery and uncontrolled diabetes, it is highly, highly likely that the blood supply to the bellend failed, the tissue became necrotic as a result and detached.

Yes, it fell off. It fell off because it died. The question is how much more of it is dead and how much more of it will die before he gets his diabetes under control and follows post operative hygiene correctly. Even then as we all know, what the hell you end up with after the mutilation is a crapshoot anyway.
 

KiwiFuzz

Industrial society and its consequences have been
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Dear Judge,

I can't come to court today because I need to find my clitoris. And not in the "sexual awakening" kind of way but more like the "calling Dennis Nilsen's plumber" kind of way. The "digging through the trash at the waxing salon" kind of way. The "paying the vet $75 to make the dog puke" kind of way.

I shall be filing a suit for the customary amount.

Kind regards,

Jessica Simpson
 

Beavis

Dilweed
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Another dicksnip, another happy customer.
I especially enjoy sombre baritone in Yaniv's voice. Now if that doesn't sound like the pinnacle of femininity. Just as much as waking up one morning and realizing that your clitoris just sorta fell off somehow. A common problem amongst biological females, I am told.

And all joking aside, this guy is now waking up to the horrendeous shit that he put his body through to chase a dream that he will never attain and that is biologically unattainable. If (or rather when?) this guy joins the 41%, how much you wanna bet no one is gonna talk about the botched dicksnip and how many will talk about KF making him do it?
Yaniv is too much of a narcissist and coward to kill himself.
 

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