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[CBDsoap]

Holy fuck I'm so glad I took the early shift at my CHEMICAL PROCESSING job so I could see this shit

This is karma for johnny, he had this coming, now he can't jerk off to the hate comments anymore

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

First world problems.

 

[Large]

404 penis head decayed away

 

[Short Stack]

Why isn't he screaming..."I'LL SUE"
This would be an excellent case for medical malpractice, probably with a big payout .
Odd?

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I know he's a huge piece of shit and he probably deserves it, I know he would laugh about it if it happend to someone he didn't like and I know that he brought this upon himself with his own life choices (albeit with the help of a corrupt medical system that allows this shit to happen and actively encourages it) but when I hear the fear and desperation in his voice I still feel bad for him. This is a man who realized too late that he ruined his own life and now it's too late to go back, it's pretty fucked up when you think about it.
Maybe I'm too soft for this website.

I 100% disagree. Just remember that if he ever put an Asian masseur in a position like that, where she sounded that distressed and upset, he would probably have an erection and masturbate to the memory. He deserves no sympathy.

 

[cypocraphy]

Just be happy being a dude ffs. It's not that bad.

 

[Aqua Panda]

So are we in gangernous/sepsis territory? Long term open wound and all.

I'd actually be really curious to see blood work on his liver health. Long term open wounds can cause some pretty subtle but nasty liver damage. (Plus I'm betting he's half a heartbeat away from fatty liver disease.)

 

[Short Stack]

Didn't he recently claim he had a brazillian done & it wasn't noticed then?

 

[Sofonda Cox]

Jon has been on an aggressive masturbation regimen for decades. It is entirely possible that he has been frustrated by the difficulty achieving orgasm with his noveau mosaic genitalia and tugged that little nubbin right the fuck off.

He will never orgasm again.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

A septic shock is pretty bad based.

FTFY fren.

 

[Sissy]

The dikes of their transbian vagina are giving way to water, the clitoral will sink

 

[DuckofDoom]

I smell a lawsuit in the air.

I'm pretty sure that's just the necrosis you're smelling there. It's easy to confuse those two smells because most tranny lawsuits are dead on arival.

 

[Blackstar]

So now that even Janiv's attempt to "become" a woman is collapsing in on itself, what the chance the he will commit suicide in minecraft? That's if his body doesn't rot away first.

 

[MugolEx]

Just be happy being a dude ffs. It's not that bad.

If you really want to be a girl. Just become a trap and take it up the ass like a man!

 

[Alcatraz]

I didn't think my day would ever start off by reading about someones fakegina crumbling to pieces, but thanks, you've effectively made my dick retreat back into my body out of pure, visceral disgust.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

excuse my retardation but how that would work as a clit? i mean is just a piece of meat, there is no way it has all the conective tissue and all of that

Not very well, loss of sexual function is quite common with dick chop surgeries. Grafted dick clits are cosmetic attachments, in the best case scenario they still lack the nerve density and internal structure of real clits. In poorer outcomes there's no sensation due to scar tissue or things just not healing right, and if you're really unlucky like Jonny it just falls right off.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if it got stuck to the sticky part of a sanitary napkin.

 

[Daddy O'Shaughnessy]

And there are people who argue in favor of prepubescent HRT and gender reassignment because "DURR IT'S JUST LIKE A REAL BIG BOY VAG!".
Everybody who lets a butcher do that to their genitals deserves to suffer the consequences.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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Men don't have vaginas lmao

 

[Scary]

Has it found its way to the Shire? Can somebody do a wellness check on Frodo Baggins?

Oh goody, are we going on a quest to throw The One Clit into Mount Troon? I'll pack my things immediately!