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[zyclonPD]

It's raining clit! Hallelujah!
It's raining clit! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely gangrenous!
It's raining clit! Hallelujah!
It's raining clit! Every specimen!
Mangled, rotting, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

 

[Thumb Butler]

I can picture mom, auntie and JY on their knees looking for the clit. All of them shouting NOTHING OVER HEEERE!!!! and making a lot of noise.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

If it is litterally rotting and falling apart as WG kitty's post above indicates then maybe he is actually so horrified by his stink ditch that he can't even stand to look at it himself, and as a result is hopefully edging closer and closer to the 41%

 

[Ron Jeremy]

If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

"Urine hit it? Chance in a million!"

 

[HumptiDouji]

Why isn't he screaming..."I'LL SUE"
This would be an excellent case for medical malpractice, probably with a big payout .
Odd?

To my understanding, I don't think you can actually sue for this, because tranny surgery is a bunch of bullshit and is determined to be a cosmetic thing, which has looser rules, there's not much in legal standards. He'd essentially be pleading to the judge that he had his genitals mangled and disfigured, but not in the way he wanted.
If there was a proper legal standard, troonoplasty would probably be a lot rarer and more expensive, because the 'field' is a grift spearheaded by the kind of person who, 100 years ago, would be convincing people to let them put an icepick through their orbit and to pay them money for the privilege.

Just be happy being a dude ffs. It's not that bad.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

 

[Adolphin]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Yaniv's clitoris is on the loose? I'm heading to church, this is clearly the work of satan.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Even his clit cannot stand him. Harsh.

 

[Fausto]

 

[Red Mask]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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Wish its head would fall off.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Oh come on, bigots. Women’s clitorises fall off all the time. That’s why we carry all those gold lame purses. Clit storage.

 

[Search]

This is gold my dude.

However considering that all of JY's existence is just being a nuisance to everyone he won't game-end himself.
He will live till Lord Beetus takes him.

 

[M3xus]

Those of you surprised: Jazz Jenning's fauxgina fell apart, too, and he is/was a celebrity with the best medical care in the States looking after it. It was only a matter of time till another tranny cow's stinkditch rotted.

 

[The Last Stand]

So much for being a "real woman."

Well deserved. And thanks for ruining bologna for me.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen

Yaniv got what he deserved. Call me MATI, but I've got no sympathy for pedos, even if they're put through the meatgrinder of SRS.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Somewhere in the Canadian sewer system, Yaniv's clitoris is floating.

 

[R00T]

This is just the troon equivalent of losing the umbilical cord post birth. I just wonder if he’s an innie or an outie .

 

[AssignedEva]

I don't think stink ditches have clits though. Even the way he described it, sounds like he thinks they used the glans to make a clit. Which would be massive and begging for issues given needing to change the way the veins pump blood.

It varies by procedure but a lot of amholes do have dickhead-clits. They shave the tissue down to make it clitoris sized, which tends to result in a significant loss of sensitivity (thus why Kevin masturbates for hours to try and obtain orgasm).

It does indeed come with issues, predominately that erectile tissue can end up causing weird swellings - Jazz pisses at an angle as a result of erectile tissue blocking some of his urethra.

The issue with blood supply you identified can lead to necrosis. It's a known complication of clitoroplasty to the point that journals show research to reduce it happening so much, and note that SRS surgeons don't share their techniques with each other to keep a competitive edge. This surgical outcome might actually not be Yaniv's fault (although all the shit he's done hasn't helped), he might have just gotten a cowboy to do the hack job.

 

[Tumbo]

Well this may be the fastest 41% in history

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

These are words to chill the bone right down to the marrow.

Ordinarily, the loss of Yaniv's clitoris would be an excuse for filling the skies above Endor with fireworks and joining the Ewoks in a joyous chorus of Yuk Nub. If Yaniv's clitoris is MIA then all celebrations are off. Tell the Ewoks to pack away their tribal drums and organise search parties. Yaniv's bovine gaze is already scanning his rancid environment, like a sluggish eye of Sauron, in search of his missing body part. We must beat him to it. We must end this now.

Where is Yaniv's refurbished dick? It didn't just vanish - the universe is never that kind.

Has it found its way to the Shire? Can somebody do a wellness check on Frodo Baggins?

Was it washed down the drain? Is it in the water supply?

Did a moose eat it? Is it in the goddamn food chain? I know meat can be expensive in Canada, but this isn't he answer

Detachable Penis, by King Missile, is an endearing 3-minute slice of Generation X surrealism. Yaniv's detachable clitoris is the kind of public health crisis that has actors of the calibre of Dustin Hoffman and Bryan Cranston slamming their bare fists on the desk of the mayor and demanding that something be done, before it is too late.

Sir, that was goddamn poetic and brought a tear to my old eyes. God bless.

Who'd have thought Johnny boys rotting pseudo clit going awol could be a muse for artistry...