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Atomic Age Animal

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I might be alone in this but I feel like catfishing Yaniv again would be a case of diminishing returns: it would be so much time put into getting maybe a few up-to-date details of his life. I think the depths of Yaniv's inner life have been pretty heavily plumbed, so I'm not sure how much else we can learn about the horror of his inner life (which I think is one of the primary things catfishing accomplishes).

But whatever. It's not like I'm going to look a gift Yaniv leak in the mouth.
 

Patricia Highsmith

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The latest sighting in an upscale restaurant is just pathetic. Maybe a tactical move? Go in, sit down, let dog run amok, wait to be asked to leave, then sue. But they left after reading the menu. No word on whether they went to the dumpster behind the restaurant. I hope to eventually read reports of Yaniv and dog squatting on a piece of cardboard holding a “will litigate for food“ sign.

edit: dog is on the left
 

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pr3nt177

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The latest sighting in an upscale restaurant is just pathetic. Maybe a tactical move? Go in, sit down, let dog run amok, wait to be asked to leave, then sue. But they left after reading the menu. No word on whether they went to the dumpster behind the restaurant. I hope to eventually read reports of Yaniv and dog squatting on a piece of cardboard holding a “will litigate for food“ sign.
They've got bigger fish to fry atm, $9M+ fish in fact. Now that'll be one fish allergy he'll never complain about.
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yanivs doing their bit for man and country.
 
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The Un-Clit

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The latest sighting in an upscale restaurant is just pathetic. Maybe a tactical move? Go in, sit down, let dog run amok, wait to be asked to leave, then sue. But they left after reading the menu. No word on whether they went to the dumpster behind the restaurant. I hope to eventually read reports of Yaniv and dog squatting on a piece of cardboard holding a “will litigate for food“ sign.

edit: dog is on the left
That is the saddest eyed chocolate lab in the whole goddamn Lower Mainland.
 

Atomic Age Animal

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That is the saddest eyed chocolate lab in the whole goddamn Lower Mainland.

I've seen a lot of maltreated dogs on the threads I follow today and it's just...I'm not superstitious or prone to flights of fancy nor do I believe in the concept of karma but...maybe we should sacrifice Yaniv in a volcano to ward off whatever bad energy we're drawing to ourselves by letting these assholes have dogs or something.
 

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The latest sighting in an upscale restaurant is just pathetic. Maybe a tactical move? Go in, sit down, let dog run amok, wait to be asked to leave, then sue. But they left after reading the menu. No word on whether they went to the dumpster behind the restaurant. I hope to eventually read reports of Yaniv and dog squatting on a piece of cardboard holding a “will litigate for food“ sign.

edit: dog is on the left
Jesus fucking Christ, what is with the poor doggy? Anyway, yeah, the way Jonathan treats the dog is horrendous during the time he brought it along the restaurant. Tranny can't even treat dogs properly while doing retarded shit on the restaurant he's in. The report also sounds nice.
 

pr3nt177

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Featured on Feb 22, 2022 at 2:42 PM: Yaniv sues Vancouver Coastal Health Authority and now all his medical records and reports are public
"Jessica Yaniv Simpson, legal genius and conqueror of calories, has filed a Certificate of Readiness in their lawsuit against Vancouver Coastal Health Authority. This document states that JY is “ready to discuss settlement of (their) claim” and, most importantly, includes all medical reports and records of expenses or losses incurred or expected." Article link / Archive Link
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Medications (as at 27 Jan 2022) Tel No: 778 705 1147 & 213 479 9983 (for records, as at 27 Jan 2022)
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(an aside...I still see he's claiming an allergy to Citalopram...according to his previous digi doc revelations he stopped taking it voluntarily just because, no mention of an allergy from him or his doc)...
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Anti-depressants can take a while to kick in and you are generally warned that symptoms may get worse before they get better, I guess it's easier to claim you are allergic rather than admitting you're too lazy and too thick to read the pack documentation.

I noticed there's no mention of his "severe anxiety, severe depression, CPSTD", his supposed hip problems, his life-threatening allergies etc in his medical history...the very things that he whines about 24/7, yet doesn't whine online about actual diagnosed obesity-related problems.

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He still hasn't changed his eating habits since he was diagnosed as being obese back in 2019.

Now I'm off to read his waffle in its entirety.
 

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BluntyBitch

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"Jessica Yaniv Simpson, legal genius and conqueror of calories, has filed a Certificate of Readiness in their lawsuit against Vancouver Coastal Health Authority. This document states that JY is “ready to discuss settlement of (their) claim” and, most importantly, includes all medical reports and records of expenses or losses incurred or expected." Article link / Archive Link
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Medications (as at 27 Jan 2022) Tel No: 778 705 1147 (for records, as of 27 Jan 2022)
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Problem History: TRANS SEXUALISM, SEXUAL DEVIATIONS AND DISORDERS, OTHER COMPLICATIONS OF PROCEDURES, NOT ELSEWHERE CLASSIFIED

see, even Yaniv's doctors know he's a fucking degenerate!

TODAY IS 🎄 ON THE FARMS , THIS SHIT IS STARTING OFF GOLD!

Neovagina creation, I thought trannys were real women?

If he went by "Neo-woman" instead of True&Honest woman(tm) could actually get more converts than just claiming he's a real woman.

Maybe Yaniv should sue over this huge oversight in politically correct non-offensive language , and on official healthcare forms and records no less! Good for whatever hospital this is,not sugar coating his medical conditions

Also he's hard of hearing? Is he just using his mom's Dx's now to be creative?
 

pr3nt177

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Just a couple of pages in...
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He's craved for years for "saturating", bloodying thick pads (sorry folks) and when he gets one...ambos and sirens.

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Ah the missing "clit" raises its head.

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Well, he did once brag about having a "tight pussy", seems he finally got one. Not even "even 1 fingertip". Comedy gold.

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"...is slightly different than what I am used to" Yeah doc there's a difference between male and female genitalia...you were examing a male. So much for these trannies claiming the medical profession can't tell fake "vaginas" from genuine ones.

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The only time yaniv will ever need to use a contraceptive of any description, ever.
A bloke masquerading as a "female" having a bloke manufacture a "porn star pussy" which leads to having a condom inserted by a female.

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Whilst all/some of these procedures were taking place his mother was there...a 34(?) year old bloke talking about "saturated pads", having fingertips and condoms inserted into his "vagina" whilst his crazy mother is looking on.

I'm not surprised that he was peeing to the right the leaked pics to Arianna showed his new toy was skewy. When your eyes are on different planes why expect anything different?

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Dr miriam yaniv (the very same one who diagnosed Arianna's "child" thousands of miles away) confirms that the clinic got pissed off with yaniv harassing them 6 months after surgery. so much so our BoyWonder couldn't get anyone to talk to him...he phoned a particular hospital over 30 times over an appt (iirc) in the past (according to digi doc notes). Here she is making yaniv's collapsed "vagina" all about her health problems...seems it's a family trait, no show without Punch eh.

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I would have guessed "gagging for", "desperate" but no...

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No desire whatsoever. Phew.

Worth mentioning imo - he now has 2 brain tumours cysts.

You couldn't make this shit any funnier if you tried. It's like a trashy sitcom, a hoot.
 
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Breaker of Swains

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Quick show of hands then: who else has been taking mummy along to their medical appointments way into their 30s and has had her write to the good doctor on their behalf?

Anyone?

Edit: I'm actually surprised they even allow that. When I took one of my (adult) family members to the ER a few months ago, they insisted I wait outside despite my scared relative actually wanting me there for comfort.
 

pr3nt177

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Quick show of hands then: who else has been taking mummy along to their medical appointments way into their 30s and has had her write to the good doctor on their behalf?

Anyone?

Edit: I'm actually surprised they even allow that. When I took one of my (adult) family members to the ER a few months ago, they insisted I wait outside despite my scared relative actually wanting me there for comfort.
The thing is though dr miriam sees herself on par with the doctors so really it's a colleague to colleague chat. A bit like jonny on Twitter, and in court, with actual lawyers.
 
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Baloney Face

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Neovagina creation, I thought trannys were real women?
Now now. According to postmodern critical gender theory, one can be a real woman with an original equipment adult dick and balls. You know, just by identifying as a woman.

For example, Yaniv back during the "wax my balls" fisaco.

So a botched surgery later, still a real woman. :lit:
 

Breaker of Swains

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Now now. According to postmodern critical gender theory, one can be a real woman with an original equipment adult dick and balls. You know, just by identifying as a woman.

For example, Yaniv back during the "wax my balls" fisaco.

So a botched surgery later, still a real woman. :lit:
Real and pleasant woman, pretty please!

It says so right there on page 15!

Hence, it is now a matter of official record - as documented by a medical professional and submitted in support of ongoing litigation - that Jessica is pleasant.

Take that, haters!!!
 

Mia Zapata's Ghost

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Just a couple of pages in...
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He's craved for years for "saturating", bloodying thick pads (sorry folks) and when he gets one...ambos and sirens.

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Ah the missing "clit" raises its head.

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Well, he did once brag about having a "tight pussy", seems he finally got one. Not even "even 1 fingertip". Comedy gold.

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"...is slightly different than what I am used to" Yeah doc there's a difference between male and female genitalia...you were examing a male. So much for these trannies claiming the medical profession can't tell fake "vaginas" from genuine ones.

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The only time yaniv will ever need to use a contraceptive of any description, ever.
A bloke, masquerading as a "female" having a condom inserted into a manufactured gash by a female.

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Whilst all/some of these procedures were taking place his mother was there...a 34(?) year old bloke talking about "saturated pads", having fingertips and condoms inserted into his "vagina" whilst his crazy mother is looking on.

I'm not surprised that he was peeing to the right the leaked pics to Arianna showed his new toy was skewy. When your eyes are on different planes why expect anything different?

eta:
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Dr miriam yaniv (the very same one who diagnosed Arianna's "child") confirms that the clinic got pissed off with yaniv harassing them 6 months after surgery. so much so our BoyWonder couldn't anyone to talk to him...he phoned a particular hospital over 30 times over an appt (iirc) in the past (according to digi doc notes). Here she is making yaniv's collapsed "vagina" all about her health problems...seems it's a family trait, no show without Punch eh.

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I would have guessed "gagging for", "desperate" but no...

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No desire whatsoever. Phew.

You couldn't make this shit any funnier if you tried. It's like a trashy sitcom, a hoot.
Of course Yaniv is a student of the Kevin Gibes School of Not Fucking Dilating Then Blaming The Doctors.

I'm sorry for doubting MeowMix's ability to keep providing information. This is the juiciest milk we've had in a long, long time. His own medical file contradicts his claims.

Also it seems his "clitoris" didn't fall out, it's just buried under what I assume are the enormous mounds of fat he calls "labia majora".

45 minute doctor's appointments, holy shit. That doctor sounds as fed up as the EMS, firefighters and police department.

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Holy shit dude is on a TON of diabetes meds:

Ozempic is a non-insulin diabetes injection
Metformin is your standard diabetes pill
Gliclazide is another diabetes pill
Then regular ol' insulin
He's also on rosuvastatin which is a cholesterol medication

Well. Nothing new there. He's a fat fuck.

He's also on a lot of muscle relaxants and psychiatric medication lmfao. Maybe that's why we've seen fewer spergouts recently
 
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pr3nt177

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Of course Yaniv is a student of the Kevin Gibes School of Not Fucking Dilating Then Blaming The doctors.

I'm sorry for doubting MeowMix's ability to keep providing information. This is the juiciest milk we've had in a long, long time. His own medical file contradicts his claims.

Also it seems his "clitoris" didn't fall out, it's just buried under what I assume are the enormous mounds of fat he calls "labia majora".

45 minute doctor's appointments, holy shit. That doctor sounds as fed up as the EMS, firefighters and police department.

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Holy shit dude is on a TON of diabetes meds:

Ozempic is a non-insulin diabetes injection
Metformin is your standard diabetes pill
Gliclazide is another diabetes pill
Then regular ol' insulin
He's also on rosuvastatin which is a cholesterol medication

Well. Nothing new there. He's a fat fuck.

He's also on a lot of muscle relaxants and psychiatric medication lmfao. Maybe that's why we've seen fewer spergouts recently
For normal sane folks getting a diagnosis of diabetes is enough of a short sharp shock to change their eating habits but not jonny. Having "obese" on your medical records should shock also, but again not jonny.

Here's also a bloke who possibly had dilation performed (GRS Montreal,"if necessary") on him and instructed how to dilate before he set off back home yet in these recent notes he's having to be instructed again weeks months after. I can see why the GRS clinic couldn't be gotten in contact with.

There's being thick then there's being jessica serenity simpson thick.

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MuuMuu Bunnylips

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Of course Yaniv is a student of the Kevin Gibes School of Not Fucking Dilating Then Blaming The Doctors.

I'm sorry for doubting MeowMix's ability to keep providing information. This is the juiciest milk we've had in a long, long time. His own medical file contradicts his claims.

Also it seems his "clitoris" didn't fall out, it's just buried under what I assume are the enormous mounds of fat he calls "labia majora".

45 minute doctor's appointments, holy shit. That doctor sounds as fed up as the EMS, firefighters and police department.

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Holy shit dude is on a TON of diabetes meds:

Ozempic is a non-insulin diabetes injection
Metformin is your standard diabetes pill
Gliclazide is another diabetes pill
Then regular ol' insulin
He's also on rosuvastatin which is a cholesterol medication

Well. Nothing new there. He's a fat fuck.

He's also on a lot of muscle relaxants and psychiatric medication lmfao. Maybe that's why we've seen fewer spergouts recently
With that list, I'm surprised his internal organs haven't gained sapience and tried suing for basic human rights.