Why does he think this is a threat? No one gives a fuck. Hell, I think the world would be better off without him.
A Brazilian on a dude would just look weird, like your dick had a Hitler moustache or something.
Guys don't get brazilians. I may have gotten a wax once out of morbid curiosity and i asked the esthetician if guys ever leave anything when waxed; she jokingly said she'd probably refuse as an artist (lol) but that in two decades of waxing, she has never given anything other than an "everything gone" to a guy. She was the only male waxer in a pretty place so it seems like she knows what she's talking about.