Curious question... does Canadian prisoners by any chance get special treatment (or lesser sentences) when there are "health issues"?
They might get to hang out in the clinic more often, but secondary gain there is limited, because the clinic is full of hard-ass dudes sick with seriously contagious shit like tuberculosis, hep C and the HIV. Prison med staff get wise to bullshit very rapidly, and are not the cuddly cute woke student nurses a tranny might get in a city ER, because every single patient a prison nurse meets all day every day is actively trying to manipulate them. Prisons are essentially psych wards, and trans people universally shit talk psych wards, probably because they handle personality disorders so often that they can't work any angles on the staff.
Yaniv is really unlikely to hit Canadian prison though. Canada's latest fad is throwing out criminal cases completely because they take too much time, and Yaniv's whole MO is wasting time. Like @moocow points out, if he ever gets booked for anything, he'll sit in jail for 24 hours max and be let out on time served.
Canadian prison medical units are so under-resourced and overworked that they have to triage and wouldn't have time for Yaniv's hypochondriac bullshit. When I was a CO on a number of occasions I had a hell of a time getting medical help for people with obvious and legitimate issues that required immediate attention. There are plenty of "bugs" (insane inmates) in prison who constantly raise the same kind of complaints that Yaniv does, and they get completely ignored.
EDIT - @Cryin RN - Just to clarify though, the Jordan decision doesn't allow cases to get tossed because the accused or their counsel purposefully stalls things. The delay has to be the Crown's fault for that to happen. Otherwise every criminal defence lawyer would deliberately run out the clock for every client.
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