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[World's Smallest Violin]

Y'know, I don't think he actually sticks things up his ass. I think he'd talk about it a lot more if he did. I think he's just a big faker who wants to diddle girls. Not really be diddled himself.

The tables have turned and now Johnny boy is the prey

 

[bluegenius8585]

The tables have turned and now Johnny boy is the prey

For that to work there has to be someone who would find him attractive.

I think you would get better odds on him actually growing a uterus

 

[KiwiFuzz]

For that to work there has to be someone who would find him attractive.

His peer group is Hailey Heartless and the Ogre.

There's no such thing as "unfuckable" when you have zero standards.

 

[bluegenius8585]

His peer group is Hailey Heartless and the Ogre.

There's no such thing as "unfuckable" when you have zero standards.

It must be depressing to have zero self respect

 

[ILovePudding]

For that to work there has to be someone who would find him attractive.

Petch wants him BAD.

 

[bluegenius8585]

Petch wants him BAD.

Assuming that Petch isn't just his name for his right hand

 

[wabbits]

Yaniv now drives a meowmobile.

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@WGkitty's also reported plumbing problems at PoopRUs.

Spoiler: Photojournalismo

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[tramfest]

Yaniv now drives a meowmobile.
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@WGkitty's also reported plumbing problems at PoopRUs.
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pls spoiler that ew

 

[WGkitty]

Page 1 of 8 of his resume

 

[cloneconspiracy]

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Page 1 of 8 of his resume

Professors and Executives don’t even have eight page resumes. This is fucked!

 

[bluegenius8585]

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Page 1 of 8 of his resume

Alot of those bullet points are the same thing. Even the first two could be combined to simply say "SEO"

 

[cloneconspiracy]

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Page 1 of 8 of his resume

Triggered, much? Thanks @WGkitty for ruining his day!

Archived at: http://archive.vn/yaPR6

 

[wabbits]

If you're President and CEO (dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuun) and your first accomplishment is conducting keyword research, yer doing it wrong J'assssica.

How's your SEO, by the way? A browser with no browsing history produces:

Twitter squawler, vex litigant + violent, all in the first five returns, none of them from us KF debbils.

 

[KingFrampt]

Well I can't say for sure where @WGkitty found a hard copy of Jonathans resume (or if he has the full thing), but I do know that Indeed allows anyone (even normal individuals like us) to search for resumes stored on their website, and sure enough the full thing (minus contact details) is right here! http://archive.md/coJls, and yeah it's definitely 8 pages long.

From what I can tell, being the 'SEO GENIUS' that he is, he's just crammed it full of keywords, and has even duplicated entries in his skills section multiple times. (sometimes with different words used i.e. MS Office instead of Microsoft Office)

 

[Allakazam223]

Well I can't say for sure where @WGkitty found a hard copy of Jonathans resume (or if he has the full thing), but I do know that Indeed allows anyone (even normal individuals like us) to search for resumes stored on their website, and sure enough the full thing (minus contact details) is right here! http://archive.md/coJls, and yeah it's definitely 8 pages long.

From what I can tell, being the 'SEO GENIUS' that he is, he's just crammed it full of keywords, and has even duplicated entries in his skills section multiple times. (sometimes with different words used i.e. MS Office instead of Microsoft Office)
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Teacher Assistant for Grades
Semiahmoo Secondary School
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Surrey, BC

2003 to 2004
8 and 11 in Information Technology and
Computer Science courses

There is probably where he decided on his targets ages.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Hi-larious that he considers himself an expert in search engine optimization when the first page of google results is what a creepy pedo and vexatious litigant he is.

Edit: Ninja'd.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

This is late but how can a person who doesn't have a clitoris review a vibrator? Can men get off vibrating the prostate or weiner? I've never heard of such a thing.

Truly a thunk provoking question scientists still lack the answers to

 

[bluegenius8585]

If you're President and CEO (dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuun) and your first accomplishment is conducting keyword research, yer doing it wrong J'assssica.

How's your SEO, by the way? A browser with no browsing history produces:
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Twitter squawler, vex litigant + violent, all in the first five returns, none of them from us KF debbils.

You know when I am thinking of hiring a consultant etc. at work, the first thing I do is google them

 

[cloneconspiracy]

You know when I am thinking of hiring a consultant etc. at work, the first thing I do is google them

If I ever want to destroy my own reputation for kicks and giggles, I’ll call Jonny Boy. Hear he smells bad as fuck.

 

[cloneconspiracy]

Hi-larious that he considers himself an expert in search engine optimization when the first page of google results is what a creepy pedo and vexatious litigant he is.

Do a google image search of “Langley Predator”