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[Sintharia]

John Boy would need a lobotomy to change, he's hard-wired like this. The bullet idea he had is another possibility...

Given the nature of Yaniv's behavior, a lobotomy isn't going to fix it. It's just going to exacerbate the problem. He's already a societal menace, and the resulting lack of inhibitions, detachment from society, and blunted emotions would probably only increase his bad behavior.

 

[artilleryfroth]

He can change his name multiple times, the net will trace it back to him.

How does a name change work in Canada, is it a matter of public record? If he grew a brain, sold Langley and his car, deleted his social media, shaved his head, changed to a common male name, moved elsewhere and STFU, could he theoretically leave his past behind?

 

[The Un-Clit]

How does a name change work in Canada, is it a matter of public record? If he grew a brain, sold Langley and his car, deleted his social media, shaved his head, changed to a common male name, moved elsewhere and STFU, could he theoretically leave his past behind?

No more then he was able to dodge the consequences by changing his name to Jessica Simpson. All that managed to do was slightly mess up searches for him, until everyone linked the two names together in every article and online post.

AFAIK name change is a matter of public record, and I know you used to have to declare it in a major newspaper's classified section back in the day. Not sure what if anything has changed because I don't care enough to google it. :p

 

[artilleryfroth]

No more then he was able to dodge the consequences by changing his name to Jessica Simpson. All that managed to do was slightly mess up searches for him, until everyone linked the two names together in every article and online post.

AFAIK name change is a matter of public record, and I know you used to have to declare it in a major newspaper's classified section back in the day. Not sure what if anything has changed because I don't care enough to google it. :p

If I’m reading this correctly it’s not a matter of public record but he would have to be fingerprinted and have a criminal record check:

https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/life-events/legal-changes-of-name/legal-change-of-name-application#who_can_apply

Of course I might be missing something because I’m not Canadian.

 

[The Un-Clit]

If I’m reading this correctly it’s not a matter of public record but he would have to be fingerprinted and have a criminal record check:

https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/life-events/legal-changes-of-name/legal-change-of-name-application#who_can_apply

Of course I might be missing something because I’m not Canadian.

Nah, its probably changed. My knowledge on this is at least 20 years out of date. I prob. should have kept quiet or looked it up tbh.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Nah, its probably changed. My knowledge on this is at least 20 years out of date. I prob. should have kept quiet or looked it up tbh.

Not at all, I’m just bored enough to look into it and you aren’t right now (therefore I assume your day is probably far more interesting than mine). I just looked up a few other similar things as well, and even in my country things have changed hugely since I last paid attention.

BTW there’s a whole bit on that same BC site about changing ones “gender” on their birth documents as well. It sounds horrifying easy.

 

[The Un-Clit]

BTW there’s a whole bit on that same BC site about changing ones “gender” on their birth documents as well. It sounds horrifying easy.

You should have seen the fucking options on the survey the govt. of B.C. sent me a while back about my experience with the Wu Flu vaccination. There were like 8 'gender identifcation' options to choose from, all worded oh so carefully and woke.

I initally screenshotted it intending to post it up here for everyone to laugh at, but it was so cringe and shameful to look at and I ended up deleting it.

 

[Short Stack]

I don’t think he’ll be able to magic his dick back on. But let’s be real, have we ever seen a Yaniv not choose to double down on the insanity?

You should have seen the fucking options on the survey the govt. of B.C. sent me a while back about my experience with the Wu Flu vaccination. There were like 8 'gender identifcation' options to choose from, all worded oh so carefully and woke.

I initally screenshotted it intending to post it up here for everyone to laugh at, but it was so cringe and shameful to look at and I ended up deleting it.

I still ID as a Rabid Lesbian Aardvark

 

[artilleryfroth]

You should have seen the fucking options on the survey the govt. of B.C. sent me a while back about my experience with the Wu Flu vaccination. There were like 8 'gender identifcation' options to choose from, all worded oh so carefully and woke.

I initally screenshotted it intending to post it up here for everyone to laugh at, but it was so cringe and shameful to look at and I ended up deleting it.

I would like to see how bad things can get if you still have the screenshots

I still ID as a Rabid Lesbian Aardvark

Is that one of the 8 options though? If not, I bet you experienced that as literal violence and are now literally shaking and have literal PTSD, yeah?

Bigoted non-gender-specific bastards.

 

[Short Stack]

Is that one of the 8 options though? If not, I bet you experienced that as literal violence and are now literally shaking and have literal PTSD, yeah?

Bigoted non-gender-specific bastards.

 

[artilleryfroth]

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Why are they asking you to tell your political views? Holy shit!

 

[Short Stack]

Why are they asking you to tell your political views? Holy shit!

Don't matter, they know my views...FB is the only social media I'm on & that primarily for sales contacts.
Got the boot from twatter for saying "if it has a penis it's a male"
I suffer from MPD. Multiple Profile Disorder. My primary profile was just jailed again for 30 days....for a 5 year old post.
Once they have you targeted............................................

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Don't matter, they know my views...FB is the only social media I'm on & that primarily for sales contacts.
Got the boot from twatter for saying "if it has a penis it's a male"
I suffer from MPD. Multiple Profile Disorder. My primary profile was just jailed again for 30 days....for a 5 year old post.
Once they have you targeted............................................

Do they have the option to identify as an M1A1 Abrams tank? I want to legally be allowed to shove people and shout KABOOOOOM! randomly.

 

[BallBuster]

So Null just posted on twitter a picture of Jazz Jennings currently. Let’s just say that Jazz and Yaniv now have something else in common that doesn’t involved festering crotch wounds. They are now gunt brothers.

 

[NathanielBowditch]

So Null just posted on twitter a picture of Jazz Jennings currently. Let’s just say that Jazz and Yaniv now have something else in common that doesn’t involved festering crotch wounds. They are now gunt brothers.

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THICKKKKKK


Has anyone seen Princess Jon's new website? www.jessicasimpson.ca

 

[KiwiFuzz]

THICKKKKKK


Has anyone seen Princess Jon's new website? www.jessicasimpson.ca

archive everything

 

[BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE]

Has anyone seen Princess Jon's new website? www.jessicasimpson.ca

Jessica Simpson​

A dynamic Marketing Consultant with vast work experience
and a proven track record

I am a versatile and results-oriented professional with experience and achievements combining executive leadership and marketing skills to gain new business, increase profits, and advance the company mission. I am skilled in propelling product enhancement, corporate growth strategies, and successful marketing initiatives to stimulate revenue growth and outperform sales objectives across diverse industries.

"Vast work experience" lmao.

Is it just me or is the first sentence a bit wonky. I don't speak native level english so its always a bit unclear for me, but its hard to fully grasp and feels way too long. Also I get that you need to make yourself sound better than you are on this kind of texts marketing yourself but aren't this just straight ass lying?

Also not even mention of his UN work, human right activism and career as model?

Can't wait for cunt to list his latest employers:
JY KNOWS IT - CEO for x years. Good ratings.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

What if, one day, Jonathon just decided to stop all this nonsense.
Or is he too far down the rabbit hole?
Could he de-transition from being, well, himself?
What would that even look like?
Would it be worse or better?

Like Japanese knotweed, the animosity that Yaniv has seeded across a great swathe of Canada, and beyond, will likely never be fully eradicated.

Lets say though, for the sake of argument, that Justin Trudeau passes some piece of technology-augmented legislation that wipes all memory of Yaniv and his past transgressions from the collective memory. Suddenly he is a stranger to us - a morbidly obese Jon Pertwee-era, Worzel Gummidge lookalike, whose choice of outdoor attire is limited to whatever garnishes the racks of second-hand maternity dresses.

- We remain unaware of his inveterate noncery; that he habitually insinuates himself into the direct messages of underage girls, who he furnishes with lewd photographs and none too subtle pleas for sexual contact.

- The businesses that were closed down by his proactive brand of busybody racism are unknown to us.

- His inept, Dr Evil-level grifting, in pursuit of the magic figure of 30,000 dollars, have been memory holed.

- Those poor souls who gazed upon the image of what Yaniv claims to be his front hole ( a pustulent chasm, so foul you can smell it through the screen) no longer stare blankly ahead in thousand yard increments. Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones no longer plays on a continuous loop in their heads. The world has been restored to a state of Eden and they are, once more, at peace.

In short Yaniv has a clean slate.

In the past there have been cows who have stepped away from the brink and who now lead functional lives. There are people who currently have active threads on these forums who would improve their lives immeasurably, if only they would simmer down a little and scale down their activity on social media. Yaniv is not one of these people. He is a man securely sewn into his cow costume, which has been bonded to his skin using special, insoluble adhesive. There has been wide speculation regarding the exact nature of his mental illness. Whatever the clinical definition might be, I think everybody would agree that it's getting worse, and that the associated anti-social behaviour is also escalating. Yaniv could remove himself to some far-flung corner of the world - a place that Coca Cola and sexually-deviant German backpackers have yet to penetrate - however he cannot out-waddle his own demons. The downward spiralling patterns of behaviour, that are given physical form by his poor impulse control, will ruin his life, along with the lives of those around him, wherever he goes.

There is a certain type of person, often called 'Moon flower' or 'Phaedra', who will gittishly claim, in-between choruses of Fire Child Sing, that indigenous peoples possess a wisdom that is lost to those of us who forsook using every part of the Buffalo for a world of fancy indoor plumbing. While it is tempting to meet such claims with the standard "fuck off, Rousseau", I think that they might be onto something: A remote tribe who, up until first contact with Yaniv, had no word in their language for tampon, might deal with him more effectively than the Canadian legal system, by butchering his carcass and perhaps fashioning his ample sheets of skin into a large tent.

I wonder if Yaniv is able to grasp that he is the ultimate source of many of his problems. If you prodded and poked him into the cave of evil on Dagobah, where he was forced to swing his pink walking cane in the direction of a shadowy figure, who turned out to be his mirror image, would he be able to grasp the symbolic hint? Or would he accuse Yoda of sexual harassment and attempt to sue the ailing Jedi master for 30,000 galactic credits?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

THICKKKKKK


Has anyone seen Princess Jon's new website? www.jessicasimpson.ca

Holy shit, Jon. That was even more meandering than his old resume.

Reminds me of this:

 

[pr3nt177]

archive everything

https://archive.ph/KASpR

Won't open

Try again, opens for me.