[CENSORED] JonTron removed from Yooka-Laylee -

[The Lawgiver]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FIRST THEY TOOK MEGAMAN THEN THEY TOOK MCDONALDS NOW THEY'RE TAKING BANJO FROM US I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT IF HE'S A GOD DAMN CHAMELEOON NOW KAZOOIE WAS A FUCKING DRAGON ONCE DON'T GIVE ME THAT "HE'S NAMED YOOKA" SHIT YOU DIVERSITY ENABLING MEAT GLOBES OF FAT TISSUE. HE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A WHITE. MALE. YOU GOT THAT? A WHITE. MALE. BEAR. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU SAY ANIMALS CAN'T HAVE HUMAN RACES ASSIGNED TO THEM BECAUSE TO OUR ENEMY EVERY CHARACTER THAT ISN'T SOME GENDERSPECIAL FORGERY OF A STRAW BUILT MALE ANALOGUE IS A LITERAL MALE ANALOGUE TO THEM. THE SOCJUS WANT WAR AND FUCK WE WILL GIVE THEM FUCKING WAR. THE STREETS SHALL FUCKING FLOW WITH THE WRECKAGE OF A THOUSAND MOTORCYCLES. FELLOW GG WARRIRS WE NEED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. WE NEED TO GAS THE BIKES BECAUSE WE'RE HEADING RIGHT UP TO FUCKING PLATONIC RELATIONSHIT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY CALL THEMSELVES AND STRAIGHT UP DELIVER SOME ETHICS UPON THEM FOR CATERING TO SJW HARPIES.

 

[Jaimas]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FIRST THEY TOOK MEGAMAN THEN THEY TOOK MCDONALDS NOW THEY'RE TAKING BANJO FROM US I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT IF HE'S A GOD DAMN CHAMELEOON NOW KAZOOIE WAS A FUCKING DRAGON ONCE DON'T GIVE ME THAT "HE'S NAMED YOOKA" SHIT YOU DIVERSITY ENABLING MEAT GLOBES OF FAT TISSUE. HE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A WHITE. MALE. YOU GOT THAT? A WHITE. MALE. BEAR. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU SAY ANIMALS CAN'T HAVE HUMAN RACES ASSIGNED TO THEM BECAUSE TO OUR ENEMY EVERY CHARACTER THAT ISN'T SOME GENDERSPECIAL FORGERY OF A STRAW BUILT MALE ANALOGUE IS A LITERAL MALE ANALOGUE TO THEM. THE SOCJUS WANT WAR AND FUCK WE WILL GIVE THEM FUCKING WAR. THE STREETS SHALL FUCKING FLOW WITH THE WRECKAGE OF A THOUSAND MOTORCYCLES. FELLOW GG WARRIRS WE NEED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. WE NEED TO GAS THE BIKES BECAUSE WE'RE HEADING RIGHT UP TO FUCKING PLATONIC RELATIONSHIT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY CALL THEMSELVES AND STRAIGHT UP DELIVER SOME ETHICS UPON THEM FOR CATERING TO SJW HARPIES.

We had to go like 20 posts before getting one of these. On this subforum.

You all should be fucking ashamed. Lawgiver is clearly the only one who remembers how to properly shitpost here.

 

[aidshaver9111]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FIRST THEY TOOK MEGAMAN THEN THEY TOOK MCDONALDS NOW THEY'RE TAKING BANJO FROM US I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT IF HE'S A GOD DAMN CHAMELEOON NOW KAZOOIE WAS A FUCKING DRAGON ONCE DON'T GIVE ME THAT "HE'S NAMED YOOKA" SHIT YOU DIVERSITY ENABLING MEAT GLOBES OF FAT TISSUE. HE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A WHITE. MALE. YOU GOT THAT? A WHITE. MALE. BEAR. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU SAY ANIMALS CAN'T HAVE HUMAN RACES ASSIGNED TO THEM BECAUSE TO OUR ENEMY EVERY CHARACTER THAT ISN'T SOME GENDERSPECIAL FORGERY OF A STRAW BUILT MALE ANALOGUE IS A LITERAL MALE ANALOGUE TO THEM. THE SOCJUS WANT WAR AND FUCK WE WILL GIVE THEM FUCKING WAR. THE STREETS SHALL FUCKING FLOW WITH THE WRECKAGE OF A THOUSAND MOTORCYCLES. FELLOW GG WARRIRS WE NEED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. WE NEED TO GAS THE BIKES BECAUSE WE'RE HEADING RIGHT UP TO FUCKING PLATONIC RELATIONSHIT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY CALL THEMSELVES AND STRAIGHT UP DELIVER SOME ETHICS UPON THEM FOR CATERING TO SJW HARPIES.

pure unadulterated autism

 

[CatParty]

They also banned people on the Steam forums asking about refunds:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/360830/discussions/1/133260492058558184/
http://archive.md/Ov1Tg

Good

 

[ICametoLurk]

If you play vidya over the age of 12 then you belong in a fucking oven.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

If you play vidya over the age of 12 then you belong in a fucking oven.

does call of duty count as a video game? or... is it a life simulator? Heh, think about that one, nigger.

 

[ICametoLurk]

does call of duty count as a video game? or... is it a life simulator? Heh, think about that one, nigger.

Call of Duty is a way of life.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

does call of duty count as a video game? or... is it a life simulator? Heh, think about that one, nigger.

Only if you live in Syria.

 

[Lorento]

Yooka-Laylee? More like Yooka-Gaylee.

They didn't even have boob sliders smh.

 

[Neil]

Everybody in Metokur's comment section:
"YEAH! LET'S ALL PULL CREDIT CARD SCAMS AND ASK FOR REFUNDS EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US NEVER FUNDED THE PROJECT!"
"I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO BUY THE GAME BECAUSE OF JON! I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS IN IT!!"
"I WAS TOTALLY GONNA GET THE GAME, BUT NOW SINCE THEY'RE COWERING TO SJW CUCKLORDS, I WON'T!"
"YO HO YO HO I TOTALLY WAS GONNA BUY THE GAME NOW I'M GONNA PIRATE IT!"
"hey jim, the gubble gubble comment was based on the fact that banjo-kazooie characters--"

 

[millais]

 

[LoneCasshew]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Those store tags are gr8

Spoiler

 

[Deadpool]

I CAN'T ENJOY A PIECE OF MEDIA IF I DON'T AGREE WITH THE POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS/MORAL VIEWS OF EVERYONE INVOLIVED IN IT. OTHERWISE IT'S WRONG THINK. ALSO I KICK FAGS AND FAG HAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[CatParty]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Those store tags are gr8

Spoiler

Just go outside and not play vidya

 

[muina]

How about you go outside and stop posting nerd

 

[Male Idiot]

I think this game has some of the silliest naming ever. But I guess the devs had the dankest of weed.

 

[projecteddrama]

Lol, I knew this was going to happen. I'm completely indifferent to JonTron and this drama, and I could give less of a shit about Playtonic removing his cameo I didn't care about. Still, sucks its been dragged into this drama and that they're being douches about it, since I'm actually looking forward to this game.

 

[Lurkman]

I was literally about to buy this game, but knowing that the developers are scared of what people might say about them as a company because of ONE GUY, ONE. FUCKING. GUY, could do to them, I've revoked my purchase. They have every right to fire JonTron, but did they REALLY have to? They're just causing unnecessary drama for the sake of it because they know that what they do now can get them publicity. This, right here, was a perfectly timed publicity stunt.

I'll just play Banjo-Kazooie on my N64 if I find the cartridge again.

 

[StraightShooter]

Well personally I'm totally fine with the backlash that Playtonic's getting due to being such pansies, and if the video reviews people posted here are any indication, the game probably sucked anyway. I guess it's inevitable that there will be many spergs chimping out over this, but I go with "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FIRST THEY TOOK MEGAMAN THEN THEY TOOK MCDONALDS NOW THEY'RE TAKING BANJO FROM US

What the fuck is this sperglord talking about? Who's the "they" that took "McDonald's" from us, and honestly who the fuck would miss McDonald's anyway.

And how did SJWs "take" Mega Man anyway? I haven't kept up much with Mega Man since Mega Man X4 on the Playstation, but I'm pretty sure the creator quit the company and started a new game called "Mighty No. 9", and the series has basically just died off from irrelevancy.

 

[gamer2014]

It's not even his voice really, all the voices in Yooka Laylee are gibberish anyway.