Wouldn't it hurt if the salt and spices got in his eyes?
JonTron Salt - feat. the growing Yooka-Laylee shitstorm (Mighty No. 9 2.0)
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Wouldn't it hurt if the salt and spices got in his eyes?
lol no, its always been like this. It has taken longer before.
Cross-posting some stuff from the hbomberguy thread.
So, despite the JonTron drama having mostly blown over now, hbomberguy feels the need to keep dredging it up. First he takes time out of his latest video to call Jon a white nationalist and make that joke that he's been bandying around on Twitter for the past month that Jon's only good at making incoherent noises:
Then he makes a bunch of completely unfounded and very likely false accusations that Jon's addicted to cocaine and says he got this info from members of Jon's inner circle who he can't name becausehe's a lying scumbag he doesn't want to implicate them in this:
So, despite the JonTron drama having mostly blown over now, hbomberguy feels the need to keep dredging it up. First he takes time out of his latest video to call Jon a white nationalist and make that joke that he's been bandying around on Twitter for the past month that Jon's only good at making incoherent noises:
Then he makes a bunch of completely unfounded and very likely false accusations that Jon's addicted to cocaine and says he got this info from members of Jon's inner circle who he can't name because
People like that make me mad. You know, if you're gonna post shit like this GIVE A FUCKING SOURCE, don't just say "My friend said that so it must be true!"
This guy is really late to the party. If he really wanted to damage Jon's reputation by spreading this bullshit, he missed his chance by almost a whole month. Most sane people have stopped caring so I don't think this will do much outside of the group that already hates Jon.
I have something very worrying to share with you all. It's not my story to tell and I can't disclose my sources, but I have it on good authority that Hbomberguy is addicted to cocaine. His friends are very worried about him so they thought that it would be a great idea to share this information with me, someone who clearly doesn't have his best interests in mind.
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Some people will accuse me of making all this up, but what would be my incentive to do so? Anyway, remember to comment, like, subscribe and support me on Patreon.
Of course hbomberguy would say that. JonTron has actual comedic talent, and he is jealous.
Not like they'll notice, or care.
To them, Jon's not a PoC, and with "PoC=Black" to them, that means Jon's in league with whitey and must be stopped.
It's funny cos hbomberguy actually admitted to "borrowing" aspects of Jon's comedic style for use in his videos. If all he thinks Jon's good at is making incoherent noises, I guess we all know which part he borrowed.
Who cares about comedic timing, set ups, punch lines, or the different kinds of irony? As long as you can make funny noises, you're set for life.
Or screaming and making "original" insults like "you assfuck bitchtit i'd sooner eat a lion's shit over this!"
Hbomber's fanboys:
I rate smug 8/10
I rate smug 8/10
Sounds like he's trying to rip off both the Angry German Kid and the AVGN at the same time.
"this is the only leftist place I have on YouTube"
lol wat
YouTube comments are usually cancer anyway, so it should come as no surprise the people who watch this shit are smug, dumb shits.
You'd be surprised the number of "non-white" people who support white nationalist or white supremacist ideas.
Also if JonTron has a cocaine problem, thats something he should be given sympathy for, not shamed over.
Given the shit people are spewing about him it doesn't look like he is going to get much or any sympathy.
Thats what he gets for being fat tbh.
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