Horrorcow Jordan Duchnycz / Spirit Science / Jordan David River / Jordan Pearce - New Age pseudoscience powers ACTIVATE - now with rape!

[Gaussiana]

I remember this because it caused some drama within the Spirit Science cult community. Looked through the thread but I don't think anyone has posted the phone call where he admits to the rape and says some crazy shit about how he was possessed when he did it. I couldn't immediately find it but I'm sure it's still around - I'll look for it in the morning.

It was pulled off YT and her blog but I found this in a Facebook page called "Impeach Judge Persky". Archive.

evonews they say the call was recorded by the police and this is what they transcribed from it:

The excerpt I found doesn't contain the part evonews transcribed. But it's obvious it's not the full call.

Spoiler: MATI

I hate that he doesn't have the balls to either say "I made a mistake" or "she's a psycho crazy ex gf falsely accusing me" and instead tried and succeeded with pushing it under the rug and hoping everyone will forget while implying he just confessed to make her happy. No one is surprised that he's a sex pest and couldn't even align his penis chakra.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It was pulled off YT and her blog but I found this in a Facebook page called "Impeach Judge Persky". Archive.

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The excerpt I found doesn't contain the part evonews transcribed. But it's obvious it's not the full call.

Spoiler: MATI

I hate that he doesn't have the balls to either say "I made a mistake" or "she's a psycho crazy ex gf falsely accusing me" and instead tried and succeeded with pushing it under the rug and hoping everyone will forget while implying he just confessed to make her happy. No one is surprised that he's a sex pest and couldn't even align his penis chakra.

The rape was bad enough. But the fact that this fucker tries to downplay it and blame his 20 year old hormones and being overcome by lust is no excuse. I remember being his age and I can recall exactly how many times I raped a woman which is zero.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Oh man this dude. I used to be rather amused by his nonsense, and the various chanels making response videos either debunking, making fun of him, or both. The Space Jews are never not going to be funny. The whole Human History movie is never not going to be funny to be honest. It actually might make a half decent wacky science-fantasy setting if you sat down and ironed out the major plot holes. And maybe... you know, didn't imply that Jews were literally aliens. Hey at least they aren't the evil aliens responsible for all our pain and suffering because for some reason he picked 70 year old rapist martians for that role.

Then you get to his real world behavior and the rape and the disturbing aspect of it all sets in. And the thing with the hospital. That disturbs me to no end that he was able to just... walk in like that. I'm kind of impressed, I guess the adage that you can go anywhere with a yellow vest and a hard hat also applies to hospitals and surgical scrubs. You would think there would be more security. And the Quanon thing... what is he in on Qanon or not? It's cut from the Youtube version but not on the site? Is he just trying to avoid Google cracking down on his ass or what?

 

[Butwhythough]

According to Chris O'Neil (Oney) he didn't even create his famous patchman avatar. Some kid at his school drew it, and Jordan paid the kid to get it, so he could use it in his Newgrounds stuff.

 

[HiramTheGrift]

Oh man this dude. I used to be rather amused by his nonsense, and the various chanels making response videos either debunking, making fun of him, or both. The Space Jews are never not going to be funny. The whole Human History movie is never not going to be funny to be honest. It actually might make a half decent wacky science-fantasy setting if you sat down and ironed out the major plot holes. And maybe... you know, didn't imply that Jews were literally aliens. Hey at least they aren't the evil aliens responsible for all our pain and suffering because for some reason he picked 70 year old rapist martians for that role.

Then you get to his real world behavior and the rape and the disturbing aspect of it all sets in. And the thing with the hospital. That disturbs me to no end that he was able to just... walk in like that. I'm kind of impressed, I guess the adage that you can go anywhere with a yellow vest and a hard hat also applies to hospitals and surgical scrubs. You would think there would be more security. And the Quanon thing... what is he in on Qanon or not? It's cut from the Youtube version but not on the site? Is he just trying to avoid Google cracking down on his ass or what?

With regards to QAnon, Spirit Science believes global elites use Adrenochrome harvested from children to stay youthful and "increase their power." He mentions that in the second part of their "Conspiracy of Everything" documentary on Youtube. He initially uploaded the section with QAnon included but was removed by Youtube, hence the edited video. It's unfortunate it was removed by Youtube in my opinion, because he markets his stuff as the "hidden knowledge big tech doesn't want you to know" and their removal of one particular section like Q will play into the narrative.

He handles QAnon similar to how he handles all of his claims. "This is just a theory." and "Have your own experience while listening to this." He'll never explicitly endorse anything. He doesn't really weigh in on the political nature of QAnon and instead focuses on the reptilian pedophile martian elites raping children - a theory he implicitly endorses throughout the entire four hour documentary

 

[Autopsy]

With regards to QAnon, Spirit Science believes global elites use Adrenochrome harvested from children to stay youthful and "increase their power."

The fascination these people have with adrenochrome will always be hilarious to me. You couldn't have picked a dumber compound to fixate on if you tried.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

The fascination these people have with adrenochrome will always be hilarious to me. You couldn't have picked a dumber compound to fixate on if you tried.

I think it's just the name. They think it sounds all sci-fi and impressive. Adreno-Chrome? It's like Adrenaline, but the Chrome version! Must be some sort of super-adrenaline with super properties!

Some people really are just that dumb.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Spirit Science is one of the most out there galaxy brained YouTube channels that I have ever watched. The guy literally just mish mashed what ever new age idea, or conspiracy theory that is popular at the time. I can see sort of how he became popular and that is mainly due to the way he structures his lore, the ignorant can almost conflate it with real events.

Though most of the time it is because of people's confirmation bias and looking for a larger meaning that tend to orbit around this type of stuff. This guy is literally a David Wilcox derivative just with a level of production value. If this guy was in possession of secret knowledge, outside of rough transcripts that he doesn't have the background to interpret correctly, there is absolutely no evidence.

Along side that the space Jews thing is quite hilarious and just sounds like Zionist spider webbing to entrap the gullible. This guy is the definition of a super predator and uses his knowledge of the occult to lure in unsuspecting victims. This is half the reason why early day Christians would liquidate entire villages, just to prevent people like this from subverting the unsuspecting.

Not to say that those in Vatican are any better, but this is typically the result that ideological religious fanatics utilize their theories to lure in stupid monkey people to be stupid monkey people.

Most of spirit sciences content is just based on wild conjecture without any real evidence to support it. He then interjects occult symbology such as sacred geometry into his teachings. Though the problem when tapping into the occult from what people don't tend to realize is that if you don't believe in the woo woo aspects of it, it is essentially pre-internet Jedi mind-fuckery. Hence how come it is dangerous, especially for the unsuspecting to get entrapped by. Also the name in it of itself is contradictory, since science is not abstract, but a process of verifying quantitative evidence through experimentation. Not getting high on acid and making a shitty Newgrounds flash mumbling about the space Jews getting raped by the martians on Mount Zion.

Rapist supreme deserves to be thrown in the gullag for his crime of exceptionalism.

 

[gangweedfan]

It actually might make a half decent wacky science-fantasy setting

Well all the shit about multiple dimensions made me think of the submachine game series especially 9 and 8. It has a bunch of the same schizo shit like time travel, ancient civilizations being connected and a crazy guy who makes portals with his karma arm. Probably the most insane story of any flash game I can think of.

 

[Broble64]

Sometimes I'm a little jealous of these types of nutjobs. I mean, they live in a world that's so much cooler than real life-imagine waking up every day to charge up your chakra in order to fight the mystical Martians from Dimension X, or being unafraid of any affliction because you can cure it with crystal energy.

 

[R00T]

How deranged and how little of a man do you have to be to not only rape a woman but then do this beating around the bush bullshit.

"I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I've learned the error of my ways. You know I think I was possessed!"

Cool, you still raped a chick.

It was pulled off YT and her blog but I found this in a Facebook page called "Impeach Judge Persky". Archive.

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The excerpt I found doesn't contain the part evonews transcribed. But it's obvious it's not the full call.

Spoiler: MATI

I hate that he doesn't have the balls to either say "I made a mistake" or "she's a psycho crazy ex gf falsely accusing me" and instead tried and succeeded with pushing it under the rug and hoping everyone will forget while implying he just confessed to make her happy. No one is surprised that he's a sex pest and couldn't even align his penis chakra.

The odd and infuriating thing to me is that he was public about this. He admitted it on his own blog posts and those were linked in his about me page for the spirit science site for THREE YEARS. I don't understand the thinking behind it. If he truly felt he did nothing wrong wouldn't he outright deny it? Why would he be such a monster to say he did it then turn around and put it off as just trying to "validate her feelings." If he really felt this way wouldn't he also keep it linked? Why would he decide three years later to start disconnecting it from his links/stop using it out right?

It just makes me feel absolutely disgusting.

 

[Puff]

I want to hang with this guy. Is that wrong?
He's saying crazy shit but he orders it in a way that sounds pretty good. Crazy lets you know how normal people think sometimes

 

[Cat Stew]

so egyptian mythology is actually part of the pantheon of gods in lovecraft-fanfic?

 

[Cash Pope]

Wow I had no idea there was a Spirit Science thread before seeing it on the front page today, I've always wanted to take a deep dive into it.

 

[Butwhythough]

I want to hang with this guy. Is that wrong?
He's saying crazy shit but he orders it in a way that sounds pretty good. Crazy lets you know how normal people think sometimes

He's been known to get a bit aggressive when questioned about inconsistencies. He expects anyone who would follow him to not ask questions and blindly take him at his Thoth's word.

 

[Glowie]

Is this guy still around? Only people I know who buy his bullshit are libtard trannies. In other words intellectually lazy cunts.

Only crystal that heal is meth it harmonizes your spirit and shit. You lose everything material that bothers you. Not to forget that you lose weight and you see spiritual entities.
Jordan eat your heart out.

Since jews are from space Null must be our reptile overlord or some shit, Jordan totally proved it. It's official guys our admin is a AYYYYLIEN.

 

[not william stenchever]

I used to listen to this guy while I was breaking the shit out of Tribes: Ascend with the Juggernaut class. Good thing I was focused on firing the fusion mortar sideways while going 120 kp/h instead of the stupid shit he was saying or I could have become a cultist.

I think I may be primarily responsible for some balance changes in that game.

 

[Haramburger]

Can you be a little more specific about what makes this guy lulzier than all the other New Agers out there? I mean, there's no shortage of woo floating around. James Randi will be in business until he dies, debunking all this shit. Is it just that he makes response videos?

If self-animating your own 20+ hours of headcanon about how the universe works isn't lulzy, then I don't know what is. That this headcanon includes jewish tetrahedron force fields everyone could be using but aren't & that we avoided an extinction event in the 90's because some girl mind-controlled a special flying saucer buried under the sphinx in a powerplay that saved us all is pretty original writing, you have to admit. Spirit Science puts Scientology to shame in lore and quality.

 

[Chamulum]

I don't know if it was mentioned before, but im almost positive the reason why Jordan is so cuckoo is that he takes Ayuhuasca every single night.

It's mentioned im this video around 6:00 (which i linked before hahaha), but there's another video where he talks about it more in depth Indont think is around anymore.

The Spirit Science guy Should Be IN JAIL

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[HiramTheGrift]

It's that time of day again, let's review a Spirit Science movie! I was thinking about watching Plandemic but I wanted to watch something animated. I have never watched his videos on money, so I suspect there's some good value in this. It's 1 1/2 hours long, so feel free to pop some popcorn.

The Spiritual Money Movie ~ Master your Financial Reality!​

(Youtube link)

Spoiler: Hiram's Review for Money Myths

Have you ever wanted to have money? Money's pretty cool. Jordie D. here polled his followers and it turns out the most stressful thing for his followers. It turns out people who send this guy $67-$100 every month to watch his cartoons and join his Discord are generally bad with money. Weird, I know. This is you, the virgin

But we're going to make you a Chad. You see, money is pretty cool if you've got it. Spirit Science wants to make you a spiritually attuned millionaire so you can make the world a better place by giving it all away

Jordan was concerned for a long time about making money. People told him that spirituality doesn't generate money and, if it does, he'd be a sellout. Him being a sellout is not really the point, though. To understand how to make money what must first ask ourselves..."What am money?"

And I'm glad that you asked that question. Because to answer that question we must first turn to God The Demiurge The Oneness The Deity/Energy Force that you believe in. Remember that when looking for the truth of money, we must look into the Oneness of Creation...including the devil. Why? Because he's part of the oneness and it would be rude to keep him out.

God's everywhere, man. And money is part of God. Money brings abundance, food, health hookers, etc. Therefore, poverty doesn't exist, but the consciousness of poverty exists. Yes, he really says this. By believing in poverty you are allowing poverty to exist. Why are impoverished areas poor when they're next to rich areas? To him, money is so tightly connected to the "universal energy of being" that poverty stems from simply refusing to allow yourself to receive the money energies

Money energy is as natural to us as a fish in water. It's at this moment Spirit Science goes full Lib-Right and says money is a limitless energy than can be used to quantify value and affect change in the universe. Also holy shit based third pic

So let's get into our first lesson: Money is not the root of all evil. Where did you ever hear something so ridiculous? Family? Friends? It was church, wasn't it?

Silly little initiate. The Bible doesn't say money is the root of evil. Okay, like, sure. It does. But does it really? You see, people thought Paul was writing the book of Timothy, when really it might not have been. Also, Paul's writings may have been altered to make him seem less mystical and gnostic than he was. Besides, Timothy hated the gays, so it couldn't be that spiritual anyway.

Lesson 2: Rich people (don't) suck. You've heard the global pedophile elite is bad? Forget allllll of that for a minute. Rich people are actually kind of cool. It just depends on how you use your money.

Lesson 3: Don't focus on deals. AKA Spirit Science is not offering promos on their expensive ass membership so stop asking

Lesson 4: SPEND YOUR MONEY GOD DAMMIT - this lesson is about 2 minutes long and, ironically, the cheapest section of the video for them to make.

Lesson 5:There is no use in being financially free, because you never know what will happen tomorrow. That's dumb and you are dumb for believing it. You should aim for financial confidence - which I assume is just believing what you're wasting your money on is for a good reason. Now that you're red pilled and based, we can move on to the real meat.

I'll probably finish the rest of the video a bit later but now I have to do work in the physical plane of existence
Also he tries to sing at 26:10 and it's just...interesting