Nice try, make-a-wish merkubah manchild. My deepok chopras are fine-tuned to the primeline.
Horrorcow Jordan Duchnycz / Spirit Science / Jordan David River / Jordan Pearce - New Age pseudoscience powers ACTIVATE - now with rape!
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Ignoring whatever nonsense you're on about, this rap/poetry(?) is godawful.
The hard stop on "deep state" ruins the tone you set by starting with "typical" which has a lot of syllables leading in, typical is a garbo word to throw in at all since it's clunky, so unless you're trying to make it sound academic or leading into rapid-fire assonance (typical deep state, cynical fear and hate, too critical- your mistake, predictable- past your due date, etc.) you shouldn't be using it at all.
"antics" and "itics" (it's not even etics) are completely different sounds, yet you drop the "sem" theme immediately. Why? You have words like seminal (-> subliminal), seminar (-> commissar) that would make way better transitions out. You also swap from 2nd person to 1st person with the "now fuck off or be kinetic" line which confuses the target. "You" is an excellent word for rhyming abuse, so if it's directed at "he" specifically and not making fun of him to "the crowd," there's no reason to stick to "he" when you're not formulating it the same way each time you use it. It just slows down the reading and makes it seem less punchy.
If you want a transition you could start with set-up like "let me tell you a story" or "look at this fagget" (pronounced to rhyme with "dip-shit") and break off to a more direct spiel targeted at the recipient after you've explained all the reasons he's shit. It could even be sympathetic, to "open his eyes."
If you're going to do a hard rhyme swap after multiple slants then you should lead into it with an ABA instead of cutting over straight to B, something like saying you're "spiritually slick," that he's "godless sick," or "thought he had the biggest dick." Hopping straight into "hat tricks" just makes you sound "kind of thick."
I fully expect and hope to get an army of puzzle pieces for this post, but butchering the English language like this when people who speak in ebonics regularly do better is a cardinal sin.
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Dare I say? based.
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A lot of this feels like listening to guys from religious youth programs I used to be a part of as a kid, but with. you know, more New Age jargon and word salads.
There's one point, around the 34 minute mark, where Jordan discusses the fact that technology and real life will be "intertwined" ever more increasingly in the next century, how it is an inevitability, and how humanity will need to find the balance between the two. Which should be a no brainer to anyone under the age of 65 in any modern country.
He also expresses a desire for a gaming equivalent to ayahuasca, because we still gotta beat that dead horse.
I find that a lot of what he says, again, is just common sense, wrapped up in some mystical or clinical mumbo-jumbo. It's kind of the same problem I have with Jordan Peterson, in fact, it's kind of interesting in how those two parallel, though Peterson sticks closer to traditional Abrahamic values, and Spirit Science with mysticism.
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A lot of this feels like listening to guys from religious youth programs I used to be a part of as a kid, but with. you know, more New Age jargon and word salads.
There's one point, around the 34 minute mark, where Jordan discusses the fact that technology and real life will be "intertwined" ever more increasingly in the next century, how it is an inevitability, and how humanity will need to find the balance between the two. Which should be a no brainer to anyone under the age of 65 in any modern country.
He also expresses a desire for a gaming equivalent to ayahuasca, because we still gotta beat that dead horse.
I find that a lot of what he says, again, is just common sense, wrapped up in some mystical or clinical mumbo-jumbo. It's kind of the same problem I have with Jordan Peterson, in fact, it's kind of interesting in how those two parallel, though Peterson sticks closer to traditional Abrahamic values, and Spirit Science with mysticism.
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All this stuff is really cool and interesting from a fiction perspective, it really is some comic book anime material except people do unironically believe it. Like if i read The Incal comic and think is a documentary and try to fight space battles in my super saiyan merkaba form, not gonna happen but is fun though, it makes people want to believe is true.
Picture , what spirit science people think they are doing
So, for people who follow him... does he actually believe the stuff he teaches? Or is he like L Ron Hubbard, and he knows it’s all bullshit, but he keeps doing it because it’s profitable?
I just look at some of the stuff he says and it’s so, just... STUPID that I have trouble believing anyone can unironically believe it.
I just look at some of the stuff he says and it’s so, just... STUPID that I have trouble believing anyone can unironically believe it.
Oh yeah he's deeply influenced by that guy or "Thoth" as he likes to refer to himself.
Ah yes the Mandela Effect. The one go to thing that people with faulty memories immediately refer to whenever confronted by their memories not matching reality.
But it's such a weak explanation. It's always limited to things like the names of breakfast cereals, lines spoken in movies, or logos being different. It's never anything big. So we're to believe that in every reality JFK was killed on Nov 22nd 1963 but that cereal was named "Fruit Loops" and that's the issue?
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Both. He's a druggie, so he cycles through periods of self-awareness and grifting to fund more drugs, and true belief as a function of "spiritual awakening."
One example of this is John Lilly, who chugged LSD & Ketamine for SCIENCE; when interviewed amidst his "studies" he was very aware of the damage it did to his brain but still viewed the experiences as real, when he was off the drugs and looking for more funding he denied any sign of negative effects and emphasized further the experiences as real and pivotal to mankind.
If you want to try to decipher which is which, look for how declarative Jordan gets. When he's on these highs he makes claims and pretends he has substantiated them, like when he introduced space Jews and the chakras to his weird pseudoscience philosophy. When he's trying to net more cash, he starts pretending he's merely "opening minds" and sharing things "which might be true" and not necessarily his own beliefs.
"""Spiritual""" grifting grinds my gears, but pretending to be an actual financial wizard is in a league of its own for awfulness. Money is not "inherently good", and it's really horrible that this rart is trying to convince people that it is.
When the glorious disciples were enlightened at the washing of their feet before the supper,
Then the impious Judas was darkened, ailing with avarice,
and to the lawless judges he betrays Thee, the righteous Judge.
Behold, O lover of money, this man who because of money hanged himself. Flee from the greedy soul which dared such things against the Master.
O Lord who art good towards all men, glory to Thee!
Then the impious Judas was darkened, ailing with avarice,
and to the lawless judges he betrays Thee, the righteous Judge.
Behold, O lover of money, this man who because of money hanged himself. Flee from the greedy soul which dared such things against the Master.
O Lord who art good towards all men, glory to Thee!
Certain drugs can, with proper use, open up avenues that before weren't there or weren't obvious. Carl Sagan, famous astrophysicist, said that he regularly smoked weed at night to help him unlock his mind and come at his understanding of the cosmos from a different direction and he claims to have discovered things this way. Or George Carlin had famously said that when he writes he'll write several pages of material completely straight. Then when he's done he'll take a hit of weed and, as he puts it, it's "punch up time!". And if the things he writes are still funny the next day when he's off it then he keeps it.
The difference there is they already had a basis to work with. Carl was a scientist and George was a comedian. Smoking weed or taking drugs will not turn a dummy into a genius. Nor will it reveal the secrets of the universe to you.
Jordan is just some New Age wootard who thinks he's being deep and philosophical while sounding like a complete and utter retard.
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I met a black couple once who were into this channel. They were teaching spirit science history to their kids.
Down with the white man's fake history!
Down with the white man's fake history!
Were they Black Hebrew Israelites? Imagine being raised with Spirit Science as your religious background holy shit
Yes. Is this a common thing among the Black Jewish culture?
Just found out that the final boss of Cruelty squad is an obscure Gnosticism reference and that there's a sect on 4chan that gives reddit a run for it's money when it comes to novel length memes.
Thank you Extra Credits.
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Down with the white man's fake history!
Taught by the whitest man I have ever seen!
Wow, it's hard to know where to begin with these people. Black Hebrew Israelites aren't really Jewish. They're, generally speaking, a cult split between a few sects. They have unorthodox teachers and are more Pan-African Christian than religiously Jewish. It's almost exclusively an African American phenomenon and their beliefs are weird. There should be a community thread on these people now that I think about it. The more extreme members believe white Jews are devils that are trying the replace black people as real Jews. Their mystical beliefs would be compatible with the woowoo thinking of Spirit Science I'd betYes. Is this a common thing among the Black Jewish culture?
They sound like they overlap with the Hoteps and the KANGZ.
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I know someone off a conspiracy loony toons forum that used to believe in this stuff and how we needed to astral project and shit. Having watched the "movie" and remembering the shit he said, you're only left with the feeling that even if this shite was real, those ascended Nacaals are probably the biggest idiots and you should be doing the exact opposite of what they say, considering they let a comet hit Earth, almost got it destroyed, according to THEIR OWN STORY.
Obviously, it's all bullshit though, but can't believe how many idiots believe this shit
Obviously, it's all bullshit though, but can't believe how many idiots believe this shit
Reynlodo
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I see he's supply side Spirit Scientist now. You'd think rich people were the most oppressed people in society
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When will Conan liberate us from the cult of Set and the demigod Thulsa Doom?
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