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Law Jordan Hunt (Toronto Lady Kicker) charged with multiple counts of assault

Discussion in 'Articles & Happenings' started by CrunkLord420, Oct 7, 2018.

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  1. He might like that too.
     
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  3. I probably shouldn't try to get into the mindspace of someone who would kick a random person in the face, but how did he think that would help his cause? Like committing an assault will totally make all the anti-choicers think "Boy; we were wrong!"
     
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  4. The hotpocket that moved the original story into the "miscellaneous articles" megathread is probably feeling the bern now. Is the roof of your mouf okay, doing it for free? :unholy:
     
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  5. The mind space for people like that is really simple (shocking) - whatever they do is OK because they're on the "right side of history" or the "winning team".
     
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  6. So..... the story hit reddit and somepony was apparently able to get a phone interview with the guy and put it up on youtube


    Voice sounds similar (when considering its deformity through the phone) but I cant verify whether its definitely him....and honestly he sounds so jawdroppingly stereotypically pathetic and repulsive that this may well be faked.
     
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  7. Soy's a helluva drug
     
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  8. If this is real, it's incredibly stupid. His defense lawyer must be face-palming.
     
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  9. You see my dilemma. This would not only be the most pathetic attempt to defend his assault(s) imaginable but it would fuck over his legal defence, and only the most jawdroppingly autistic tard on the planet would even consider it.....but then this is the same bitchboy who decided to roundhouse kick a woman in the face in the name of feminism on camera so......fuck me i dont know if its real or not
     
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  10. The faggot's in Canuckistan. Shit defense or no that little faggot ain't doing time.
     
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    Coldgrip

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  11. lmao, what
     
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  12. What seems to be your boggle?
     
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  13. This faggot literally looks like a stick. It's not even just the natural contortion of the body when twisting like that. There's no way. Just how emaciated is this freak?
     
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  14. Even if he doesn't get jail time his life is essentially over. Even in Toronto if you get caught doing this shit and make yourself look like an even bigger asshole after the fact you'd get pretty isolated. Probably the only friends he'll make from then on will be the 5 or 10 anarchists in the whole city (then again, even the anarchists I've met there are orders of magnitude more sensible than this jackass).

    Nobody's gonna hire this deadbeat. My guess he dies alone, in a shack in the slums, on welfare, and nothing of value would be lost.
     
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  15. optimistic, from the looks of his, his family is atleast living decently
     
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  16. All he has to do is find a woman that really hates pro-life people.

    Pretty easy. Heck, people will probably seek him out to employ him.
     
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  17. If you didn't know(and how would you if you weren't a parent or a brony?), the characters actually say "somepony" as indefinite pronouns in My Little Pony in dialogue. Why Holden used it when talking about redditors is up to your personal interpretation.
     
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  18. You assume he was working to begin with. He seems like the type to mooch welfare and is either oblivious to how much he's disliked or actively courts disdain. He's probably got a few close "friends", not people who he really likes or like him back, but a few fellow assclowns that would pull shit like what he did or approve of it.

    As a side note, I don't now why but that part where he sticks his tongue out before he kicks the bitch makes me want to crack him in the jaw.

    Edit: Never mind, turns out the feggit is a hair dresser. Fucking christ, what a stereo-type.
     
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    #59 Coldgrip, Oct 10, 2018
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  19. He got fired from some place so yeah I would assume he was working
     
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