Law Jordan Hunt (Toronto Lady Kicker) charged with multiple counts of assault -

Tanner Glass

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I probably shouldn't try to get into the mindspace of someone who would kick a random person in the face, but how did he think that would help his cause? Like committing an assault will totally make all the anti-choicers think "Boy; we were wrong!"
The mind space for people like that is really simple (shocking) - whatever they do is OK because they're on the "right side of history" or the "winning team".
 

Judge Holden

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So..... the story hit reddit and somepony was apparently able to get a phone interview with the guy and put it up on youtube

Voice sounds similar (when considering its deformity through the phone) but I cant verify whether its definitely him....and honestly he sounds so jawdroppingly stereotypically pathetic and repulsive that this may well be faked.
 

CrunkLord420

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So..... the story hit reddit and somepony was apparently able to get a phone interview with the guy and put it up on youtube

Voice sounds similar (when considering its deformity through the phone) but I cant verify whether its definitely him....and honestly he sounds so jawdroppingly stereotypically pathetic and repulsive that this may well be faked.
If this is real, it's incredibly stupid. His defense lawyer must be face-palming.
 

Judge Holden

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If this is real, it's incredibly stupid. His defense lawyer must be face-palming.
You see my dilemma. This would not only be the most pathetic attempt to defend his assault(s) imaginable but it would fuck over his legal defence, and only the most jawdroppingly autistic tard on the planet would even consider it.....but then this is the same bitchboy who decided to roundhouse kick a woman in the face in the name of feminism on camera so......fuck me i dont know if its real or not
 

Coldgrip

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You see my dilemma. This would not only be the most pathetic attempt to defend his assault(s) imaginable but it would fuck over his legal defence, and only the most jawdroppingly autistic tard on the planet would even consider it.....but then this is the same bitchboy who decided to roundhouse kick a woman in the face in the name of feminism on camera so......fuck me i dont know if its real or not
The faggot's in Canuckistan. Shit defense or no that little faggot ain't doing time.
 

NielBreenLover96

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And for any claims of being for women's rights, he shows himself to be an ass when he tried to kick a woman. On that same note, this is the man that kicked a woman.
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Soy boy look aside, the fact he sticks his tongue makes one think there's no other way one can't take him seriously besides being a complete asshole.
This faggot literally looks like a stick. It's not even just the natural contortion of the body when twisting like that. There's no way. Just how emaciated is this freak?
 

ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander

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Even if he doesn't get jail time his life is essentially over. Even in Toronto if you get caught doing this shit and make yourself look like an even bigger asshole after the fact you'd get pretty isolated. Probably the only friends he'll make from then on will be the 5 or 10 anarchists in the whole city (then again, even the anarchists I've met there are orders of magnitude more sensible than this jackass).

Nobody's gonna hire this deadbeat. My guess he dies alone, in a shack in the slums, on welfare, and nothing of value would be lost.
 

Apoth42

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Even if he doesn't get jail time his life is essentially over. Even in Toronto if you get caught doing this shit and make yourself look like an even bigger asshole after the fact you'd get pretty isolated. Probably the only friends he'll make from then on will be the 5 or 10 anarchists in the whole city (then again, even the anarchists I've met there are orders of magnitude more sensible than this jackass).

Nobody's gonna hire this deadbeat. My guess he dies alone, in a shack in the slums, on welfare, and nothing of value would be lost.
All he has to do is find a woman that really hates pro-life people.

Pretty easy. Heck, people will probably seek him out to employ him.
 

Coldgrip

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Even if he doesn't get jail time his life is essentially over. Even in Toronto if you get caught doing this shit and make yourself look like an even bigger asshole after the fact you'd get pretty isolated. Probably the only friends he'll make from then on will be the 5 or 10 anarchists in the whole city (then again, even the anarchists I've met there are orders of magnitude more sensible than this jackass).

Nobody's gonna hire this deadbeat. My guess he dies alone, in a shack in the slums, on welfare, and nothing of value would be lost.
You assume he was working to begin with. He seems like the type to mooch welfare and is either oblivious to how much he's disliked or actively courts disdain. He's probably got a few close "friends", not people who he really likes or like him back, but a few fellow assclowns that would pull shit like what he did or approve of it.

As a side note, I don't now why but that part where he sticks his tongue out before he kicks the bitch makes me want to crack him in the jaw.

Edit: Never mind, turns out the feggit is a hair dresser. Fucking christ, what a stereo-type.
 
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raymond

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You assume he was working to begin with. He seems like the type to mooch welfare and is either oblivious to how much he's disliked or actively courts disdain. He's probably got a few close "friends", not people who he really likes or like him back, but a few fellow assclowns that would pull shit like what he did or approve of it.

As a side note, I don't now why but that part where he sticks his tongue out before he kicks the bitch makes me want to crack him in the jaw.
He got fired from some place so yeah I would assume he was working
 
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