Lolcow Jordan Jereb / Wriggle / ROF militia - Florida seccesionist and complete fuckup

Anonymus Fluhre

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.........You are actually proud you have a thread on a website for mocking imbeciles.

@Jaimas, hand me the good stuff, there no way I can deal with this level of stupid sober.
This is one of the few times I'm glad that there are so many liquor stores near by.
 

Karl der Grosse

Found Ashley not adequately rape-able
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"Some of you may ask, how does the Zybourne Republic of Florida work? Imagine five pudding fuhrers standing at the edge of a cliff. When the first pudding fuhrer goes off the cliff...well, that's where we are right now."

ETA: we really need Zybourne Clock smilies.
 

DrJonesHat

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@RepublicOfFlorida, just to repeat here what I told you in that PM where you spammed more of your edgelord bullshit:

You're all a bunch of pathetic wannabe terrorists and I hope the government you rage against punishes you to the fullest extent of the law if you ever try to make The Turner Diaries (which I noticed is part of your reading list) real.
I'm from Oklahoma, and I remember the terrible day of April 19th, 1995 when Timothy McVeigh bombed the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City because of Waco conspiracy anti-government bullshit. I really, really hope that law enforcement is ready to move if these shitheads look like they're going to do something violent. 168 people died, including young children (there was a daycare on site) because of dumbasses like these mouth breathers.
 

Tempest

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https://www.wtxl.com/news/state-rep...cle_78e098cc-4314-11e8-be8e-5f8f702fe813.html
http://archive.md/jWAxx
The investigator also said the Republic of Florida is a fictional organization, with Jordan Jereb is its only member.
 

DrJonesHat

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His own lawyer tried the "he's a harmless idiot" defense. I wouldn't be surprised if an actual right-wing terrorist group that has more than one member and is organized enough to plan an attack uses him as a fall guy.
 

Francis E. Dec Esc.

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His own lawyer tried the "he's a harmless idiot" defense. I wouldn't be surprised if an actual right-wing terrorist group that has more than one member and is organized enough to plan an attack uses him as a fall guy.

Robert Jay Matthews and the Order robbed banks and armored cars and murdered a Jewish talk show host who criticized them in his driveway, the ROF couldn't hold up a Zaxby's.
 

Mr Snek

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Does anyone else read his name in a cockney accent, like "Juhdan Jerb"?

And :story:. It's just too bad Juhdan got himself arrested, I wanted to see more autism from him.
 

Save the Loli

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I'm from Oklahoma, and I remember the terrible day of April 19th, 1995 when Timothy McVeigh bombed the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City because of Waco conspiracy anti-government bullshit. I really, really hope that law enforcement is ready to move if these shitheads look like they're going to do something violent. 168 people died, including young children (there was a daycare on site) because of dumbasses like these mouth breathers.
If they wanted to go OKC they'd be the easiest job any undercover cop ever had.
 

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