Kiwi Farms

DunrikNurd said:

Why isn't Jordan Peterson in the Farms? He's internet famous.

He is certainly just as odd as Tarl, but in a bad way. Sure he's well spoken, educated and smart, but when his daughter is stripping on the web to show off her eating disorder, you gotta now there is some family dysfunction to uncover.

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You don't even just need to look at his daughter; there's a decent amount of material on himself. It would probably look something like this:

Jordan Peterson
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed Carnivore

Jordan Peterson arose to fame in september 2016 for opposing compelled speech of Bill C-16, because who can deal with calling a trans person by their correct pronoun when they wear different bracelents according to which of the 52 genders they feel like when they wake up in the morning?

Now it's a shame not to monetize this kind of attention, so the best advice Jordan Peterson had for his new followers was to do a personality test (https://www.understandmyself.com/) and to pay him for the privelege of journalling about your deepest experiences on his website (https://www.selfauthoring.com/) where certainly he would never use that as any kind of analysis on how to present himself to his tribe of lost boys.

Since then this permanently depressed professor has gone on to teach the fatherless boys of the internet that you should clean your room. So starved of attention, this caused the boys (aged 24-52) to actually try and make something of themselves for a week or two and maybe apply for that cashier job and leave moms basement once in a while. Clean your room was regarded as the great intellectual discovery of the 21st century and propelled the professor to face the final boss of the internet: feminists.

This was the height of Peterson's fame, where his ideas still seemed somewhat sensible:

What's typical for Jordan Peterson is that any question that is difficult will become a discussion about what the word "is" is, in a way to make Bill Clinton proud. The Staunch Jordan Peterson, enemy of the postmodernists, would certainly never hide behind the postmodern trick of redefining words or meaning things in a "metaphorical" way rather than literal.

Here Peterson refuses to give a straight answer to "are you a Christian?":

And here Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson bicker over Jordan's attempt to redefine the word 'truth' for a whole fucking hour:

Since then Peterson's mask has started to slip further and this internet daddy seems to have a daughter that maybe wouldn't make most father's proud:


To help shill his daughter's persuits Peterson is now a carnivore too and is suggesting it cured his depression (at least until the next one).

And on top of that, Peterson's lectures are full of unsourced deepak chopra claims and you better not ask him about it at any of the events because internet daddy will scold you.


I'm sure there's plenty of stuff I've missed, so maybe a thread to compile stuff would be valuable?