Artcow Jordan "Scotty" Erwin - Chris-Chan fanboy/hater

[Aiyane]

http://jordanerwin579.deviantart.com/gallery/

Has anyone ever heard of this guy? He calls himself "Scotty" for unknown reasons yet his real name is Jordon. He sometimes reminds me of Chris since they have alot of similarities (being autistic, thinking they are a talented comic artist, living with parents despite being an adult, laziness, etc).

He claims that he is a talented comic artist and falsely states on his Facebook that he works for Deviant Art plus comic publishers that he made up. He at one point was "dating" one of his own creations and even made up a fake Facebook for her. Unfortunately it looks like he took it down, but it was some pretty creepy stuff.

He cannot take critic and refuses to try to improve his artwork. He also hates on Hollywood voice actors for some reason (he once said he wanted Regular Show to end because he highly dislikes the voice actors).

I want "Regular Show" to be cancelled until 2016 or 2017. Why? Is because look at these voice actors that are guest stars. I don’t like Grey DeLisle, Phil LaMarr, Steven Blum, Jeff Bennett, Jennifer Hale, and Roger Craig Smith. What happens next for the voice actor are guest stars on the new Regular Show episodes like Tom Kenny, Dee Bradley Baker, Carlos Alazraqui, John DiMaggio, Lauren Thom, Cree Summer, Jim Cummings, Doug Lawrence (aka. Mr. Lawrence), Charles Adler, Tara Strong, Kath Soucie, Candi Milo, Frank Welker, E.G. Daily, Kevin Michael Richardson, Maurice LaMarche, Rip Taylor, and other Hollywood voice actors that which I hate!! I HATE THESE VOICE ACTORS/ACTRESS FROM FEAKIN’ HOLLYWOOD!! I don’t even like Hollywood!! I like actors and actress to be in the eastern United States such as Kentucky, Ohio, Illinois, West Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Georgia, etc.

I like voice actors/actress from FUNimation such as Colleen Clinkenbeard, Chris Cason, Carrie Savage, Tiffany Grant, Brina Palencia, Robert Bruce Elliott (aka. R. Bruce), Taliesin Jaffe, Christopher Sabat, Vic Mignogna, Jamie Marchi, Spike Spencer, Monica Rial, J. Michael Tatum, Trina Nishimura, Jason Liebrecht, Caitlin Glass, Cherami Leigh, Alexis Tipton, Patrick Seitz, Todd Haberkorn, Aaron Dismuke, Maxey Whitehead, Laura Bailey, Justin Cook, Greg Ayres, and more of these voice actors/actress that which I like. They're not from Hollywood. They should be on "Regular Show" except Troy Baker, he's already on "Regular Show" on that episode "666 Park Avenue". But I don't like Hollywood voice actors/actress such as Grey DeLisle, Dee Bradley Baker, etc. I hope you like my comment this morning. If you don't like my status that's fine. But I wish "Regular Show" will come into an end. I don't want "Regular Show" to be a long-running series such as "The Simpsons", "SpongeBob SquarePants", and "Family Guy". It just that I want "Regular Show" will have a final episode and J.G. Quintel (creator of this series) will start a new project afterwards when "Regular Show" will come to an end. I've been suffering on that show for 4 years now (4 years since "Regular Show" was first aired). I always have dreams on that show. That's why I'm deeply inspired on that show and "Adventure Time" and "Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?"

Edit: He has a love hate boner for Christian where he would promote him or make ranting posts about Chris being a terrible person.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I never understood the obsession with voice actors. I mean I get it in that you think some are good or bad but to get so worked up is so weird to me. Then again I'm sure the same thing can be said about me with tons of stuff.

Also I wonder if he knows a lot of people move to Hollywood as opposed to being born there.

 

[Aiyane]

Basically, the only reason he hates on them is because he is jealous. He lives in Kentucky and makes up various excuses on why he can't leave (parents won't let him, can't afford to, and also goes as far as to blame his autism). And because California has a ton of voice acting talent he therefore hates specifically on Hollywood. Yet...what I don't get is that he wants to be a cartoonist so why hate on voice talents?

He also wants publishers to come to him on his works. He even went as far as to say that Pixar/Disney should move their studio to Kentucky so that he can go work for them. Shit you not.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

He also wants publishers to come to him on his works. He even went as far as to say that Pixar/Disney should move their studio to Kentucky so that he can go work for them. Shit you not.

And now I must tell my boyfriend about this guy.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

So basicly he wants the Funimation VA roster to work on Regular Show? Yeah, fuck One Piece, we gotta have Colleen Clinkenbeard's voice comming out of Mordecai!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Basically, the only reason he hates on them is because he is jealous. He lives in Kentucky and makes up various excuses on why he can't leave (parents won't let him, can't afford to, and also goes as far as to blame his autism). And because California has a ton of voice acting talent he therefore hates specifically on Hollywood. Yet...what I don't get is that he wants to be a cartoonist so why hate on voice talents?

He also wants publishers to come to him on his works. He even went as far as to say that Pixar/Disney should move their studio to Kentucky so that he can go work for them. Shit you not.

I'm more worried about how obsessed he is towards the Texas pool . I mean personal opinion and all, but at the same time, is it really that healthy to have an over-obsessive hatred over other voice acting pools? I mean he'd probably flip his shit if he found out there's more out there.

Also, I really hate how he's going so far as to use the autism excuse explain his laziness. By that logic, I assume, he's been kicked out of many a fast-food gig for not doing his job... Unless he's that lazy to find a real job. In which case he's just an idiotic mooch with a delusion, and I'm surprised his parents just dodn't kick his ass onto the street, even just for a couple of days.

 

[bradsternum]

He sounds like an asshole, but I do like his drawings. They've got an odd charm about them.

 

[Aiyane]

To give you a better idea on him. Please pardon the small print.

 

[Protoman]

This guy hates steve blum? Well then, I hate this guy.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Dude has some swag with the dope letterman jacket.

He also wants publishers to come to him on his works. He even went as far as to say that Pixar/Disney should move their studio to Kentucky so that he can go work for them. Shit you not.

I have friends who work for Pixar and Cartoon Network. I'll hit them up ASAP

 

[atomik fyre]

Scotty seems like he'll be very fun to watch. Very polite too, always signs facebook updates w/ a variation of:

I hope you like my status this morning/afternoon/evening.

The comments on facebook after that Regular Show post cracked me up too. The argument w/ Kitty Sparkles was a highlight.

I know you will. I'm high functioning autistic. I'm don't have Asperger's syndrome or autism spectrum disorder. Just high functioning autistic.

Wait... I've heard something like this before...

 

[Aiyane]

Ah wait, now I see why he hates on Hollywood voice actors:

I'm going to be a comic book artist, animator, writer, illustrator, and voice actor.

 

[c-no]

The comments on facebook after that Regular Show post cracked me up too. The argument w/ Kitty Sparkles was a highlight.



Wait... I've heard something like this before...

It's like he channels Chris with that, saying he is a high functioning autistic but without Aspergers.

 

[Aiyane]

I'm still upset. Why? Because I don't have a job. I posted that "About page" and they think I'm lying. One person posted on there and said "I'm not a cartoonist and neither are you. You say you work for Deviant Art, Appalshop Comics, and Dark Legends Comics. You shouldn't lie." I wish she could burn. How dare she's being rude to me that I posted "About page" like I work for Writer/Illustrator at Dark Legends Comics. I'm still unemployed. I don't have a real job because of my autism. I wish I should get a job like other people. Now I get pissed. I'm jealous of everyone has jobs. I don't care that I'm autistic because I got a job. I just don't like that. I HATE MYSELF once again!!! I wish I should be perfect. I shouldn't have autism. Autism is nothing but trouble. Autism is kind of the psychological disorder more like bipolar and paranoid schizophrenia. I wish I should be normal. I hope you like my status this evening. Please comment with me, I'm very upset. Have a good evening.

So if you are honest then you deserve to burn.​

 

[Wakaranai]

Chris needs reality to finally push him into a "sink or swim" situation.

This guy needs pills.

 

[Picklechu]

And because California has a ton of voice acting talent he therefore hates specifically on Hollywood. Yet...what I don't get is that he wants to be a cartoonist so why hate on voice talents?

Eh, a lot of spergs waffle on what it is they want to do. I had a weeaboo sort-of stalker in high school, and she went back and forth on wanting to be a voice actress, manga artist, animator, J-pop idol, writer, etc, etc. Of course, each of these things are incredibly unrealistic for her and for other weirdos, because they usually have no talent whatsoever.

 

[Wakaranai]

Eh, a lot of spergs waffle on what it is they want to do. I had a weeaboo sort-of stalker in high school, and she went back and forth on wanting to be a voice actress, manga artist, animator, J-pop idol, writer, etc, etc. Of course, each of these things are incredibly unrealistic for her and for other weirdos, because they usually have no talent whatsoever.

I dunno, anime subculture English localization really scrapes the bottom of the barrel at times. Go watch any show or play any game that the localizers didn't have high hopes for.

One of my early breaking points away from dubs (probably not an argument for this topic, or website for that matter) was the Mai HiME dub. Shizuru's, Takumi's, and I think Nao's VAs had no ability to express emotion at all. This was fine at the beginning where everything is laughs, but once things got serious in the second half, it was murder on the ears. Not what I'd call "talents".

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm still upset. Why? Because I don't have a job. I posted that "About page" and they think I'm lying. One person posted on there and said "I'm not a cartoonist and neither are you. You say you work for Deviant Art, Appalshop Comics, and Dark Legends Comics. You shouldn't lie." I wish she could burn. How dare she's being rude to me that I posted "About page" like I work for Writer/Illustrator at Dark Legends Comics. I'm still unemployed. I don't have a real job because of my autism. I wish I should get a job like other people. Now I get pissed. I'm jealous of everyone has jobs. I don't care that I'm autistic because I got a job. I just don't like that. I HATE MYSELF once again!!! I wish I should be perfect. I shouldn't have autism. Autism is nothing but trouble. Autism is kind of the psychological disorder more like bipolar and paranoid schizophrenia. I wish I should be normal. I hope you like my status this evening. Please comment with me, I'm very upset. Have a good evening.

I want to slap him and explain how "could" and "should" aren't interchangeable.

 

[Aiyane]

I found a post where he admits to making a fake girlfriend.

I'm single! Why? Because some girls don't date with me. I used to have a pretend a girlfriend (like I told you before) and I made her a Facebook page and then I delete her account. If you don't believe me, I made her and I created her as a puppet/dummy like on Sesame Street without strings. I wish I wanted real girlfriends but I'm not ready for a date. I live with my mom and dad in a small town in Ashland, Kentucky. I still spend time at Cave Run Lake for vacations. My family owns the workshop at Southside Upholstery & Auto Trim, and I'm still unemployed (that means I don't have a job). I don't understand money and taxes, and I still don't follow directions. I have no girlfriend and no wife, and no child. I'm still young. I will be turn 21 on July 30th (which is 2 months away). I hope you like my status this evening. Please comment with me and I will be comment with you as possible. Good evening and God bless!

I find it ironic that he claims he can't get a job and yet his parents own a shop where they could give him one, or at least provide him some working experience. He also lists on his Facebook page that he works there, but as the occupation he put down "nothing". Literally.


I also found some "Cool World" artwork where Holli Would has black hair instead of blonde.

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[Android raptor]

This guy hates steve blum? Well then, I hate this guy.

And he likes Dick Mangina. Of course.

(On a mostly unrelated note, anyone else think Vic deserves a thread here of his own? He's certainly done enough to warrant it IMHO).