Artcow Jordan "Scotty" Erwin - Chris-Chan fanboy/hater

[OBAMATRON]

I can't get past his grammar fuck ups. Is English his second language?

Yes, autism is his first.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

10 hours later.

Good God he is the emo Chrissy.

 

[atomik fyre]

I can't get past his grammar fuck ups. Is English his second language?

He has a problem w/ tense most of the time. For Scotty "was" and "is" are interchangeable. He also randomly adds an "-ed" or "-ing" to the end of words whether it is needed or not. The other big thing that he does is that seemingly at random is pick either "could" "would" or "should" regardless of which is needed to make sense. Scotty also uses other words oddly, but I'm not sure if that is down to autism or to Southern slang sentence structure.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I am mad about X thing! Why? Because autism!

I hate people who ask themselves rhetorical questions like this. He does it in nearly every single facebook post, too.

I sort of like his artwork though. The style is distinctive, even if all his characters look the same.

Basically, the only reason he hates on them is because he is jealous. He lives in Kentucky and makes up various excuses on why he can't leave (parents won't let him, can't afford to, and also goes as far as to blame his autism). And because California has a ton of voice acting talent he therefore hates specifically on Hollywood. Yet...what I don't get is that he wants to be a cartoonist so why hate on voice talents?

He also wants publishers to come to him on his works. He even went as far as to say that Pixar/Disney should move their studio to Kentucky so that he can go work for them. Shit you not.

Oh man does anybody remember this one guy who wanted to be an anime VA, but he lived in Scotland or something and kept coming up with excuses for why he couldn't move to Texas or LA where all the VA studios were located, and he got supremely butthurt over someone on a hobbyist VA forum announcing that she'd gotten a job doing voice work for a popular studio? He was awkward as all fuck and kept "accidentally" stalking people too, from what I remember.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"accidentally" stalking people too

"Whoops I accidentally took some of your hair clippings. Sorry!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I can't get past his grammar fuck ups. Is English his second language?

Third is more than likely.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Scotty is fun. His USI comes and goes, but his comics are pretty entertaining, and unlike @The_Iconoclast, Scotty knows how to structure a page.
Pages 4, 5 & 6 of "Smoke Dog" made me laugh uncontrollably, but maybe not how Scotty intended.

...the fuck did I just read?

 

[Burned Man]

...the fuck did I just read?

What, you don't jizz in your pants when someone blows smoke rings? Its just me then?

 

[OBAMATRON]

Say what you will about the artist, but his comics are a league apart from the shit that most autists turn out (IMO).

 

[atomik fyre]

I'm starting to like Scotty the more I look into his comics. Sure, his art style is Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets Adventure Time but it works for him. All his stories start out super mundane, then something odd happens, then after that we sometimes still get a magical page that I can't help but enjoy. Enjoy as in, not laugh at (well kinda), but feel something for Scotty.

 

[Invisible Crane]

Oh man does anybody remember this one guy who wanted to be an anime VA, but he lived in Scotland or something and kept coming up with excuses for why he couldn't move to Texas or LA where all the VA studios were located, and he got supremely butthurt over someone on a hobbyist VA forum announcing that she'd gotten a job doing voice work for a popular studio? He was awkward as all fuck and kept "accidentally" stalking people too, from what I remember.

Oh man!, what a loser!

 

[OBAMATRON]

 

[Aiyane]

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Man, that introduction post clearly didn't reek of egotism. :x

Wonder if he'll get mad if you suddenly unfriend him.

 

[Burned Man]

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"You should like my drawings and comic books on Facebook."
hmmmm Why do I feel like this is an order rather than a suggestion based on your preferences?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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"Do you like my drawings and comic books on facebook"

Is that supposed to be a question? 'Cause you kinda failed to get me interested there kiddo.

 

[Aiyane]

What I find funny is that he likes allllllllll of his posts as if to up the count and make himself look like a big deal.

I also noticed with him that he may be honest at times, but he is rather hypocritical. He doesn't like mean people and yet he calls people nasty names.

 

[wheat pasta]

Scotty is fun. His USI comes and goes, but his comics are pretty entertaining, and unlike @The_Iconoclast, Scotty knows how to structure a page.
Pages 4, 5 & 6 of "Smoke Dog" made me laugh uncontrollably, but maybe not how Scotty intended.

Awful lot of nipples on that huffin' puffin' puppydog, there...
Also this is just very unsettling and weird.

 

[pickleniggo]

I'm starting to like Scotty the more I look into his comics. Sure, his art style is Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets Adventure Time but it works for him. All his stories start out super mundane, then something odd happens, then after that we sometimes still get a magical page that I can't help but enjoy. Enjoy as in, not laugh at (well kinda), but feel something for Scotty.

Am I having a stroke or does that kid say "Can I sleep with you in your blood tonight?"
That's fucking awesome. I'm going to print this out and give it to my boyfriend.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

How long until Scotty himself shows up and everyone starts weening at him?

 

[pickleniggo]

How long until Scotty himself shows up and everyone starts weening at him?

As long as we like every single one of his posts, I'm sure everything will be fine.