Artcow Jordan "Scotty" Erwin - Chris-Chan fanboy/hater

[Fallensaint]

Kiwi farms was obviously a key point in young Jordan's life:

He now has migrated to Weasyl in his quest to find an accommodating hugbox.

http://archive.md/X1u2Y

 

[Aiyane]

He mentions Kiwi Farms and being done with trolls at least once a month, for the past two years. He also bounces between being a Chris-chan fan and then saying he hates him because reasons. The young man can't seem to make up his mind.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

this thread deserves a lot more attention than it's gotten thus far. from what i see, this exasperating little shit has been primed to explode for years, and with all these lolcow checkmarks - doxes self routinely, blames da autism to avoid self-improvement, chronic outbursts of impotent rage over the most inane and trivial bullshit - there's no telling what kind of crater he'll make when he goes off.

i think the best way to pry a reaction out of scotty without risking him clamming up like a timid little pussy is to bug him about one of his Mary Lee Walsh boogeymen. his irrational one-way feuds with voice actors is definitely the key to turning this depressing moron into a STUPENDOUS fucking vlog where his redneck fundie mama bitches us out or something. bothering him about adulthood and girlfriends, those anxieties which aren't brought about by his juvenile passions, will just make him crash into slumber; we learned that over and over again with every phone call featuring chris and some imaginary boyfriend-free girl's parents.

it is a terrible shame that he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING because it got rid of virtually all of this cow's best content, and i'd hate to see that be enough to stop the show.

 

[CatParty]

http://jseland1993.deviantart.com/journal/DeviantART-Journal-Entry-September-29-2016-637245387



http://www.jseland1993.tumblr.com/

 

[Aiyane]

"Resame".

He also loves to talk about us.

 

[The Decimator]

This guy actually used to be friends with me on Facebook. To be fair, I friended him before I knew who he was. He seemed like a nice guy at first. But, as time went on, I started to see more and more angry posts from his page. I smelled the scent of a potential lolcow and I unfriended him.

 

[Aiyane]

This guy actually used to be friends with me on Facebook. To be fair, I friended him before I knew who he was. He seemed like a nice guy at first. But, as time went on, I started to see more and more angry posts from his page. I smelled the scent of a potential lolcow and I unfriended him.

Got any highlights to share from his rage posts?

Here is a shining example of his anger issues where he can't handle criticism and of course blames his autism.

 

[Aiyane]

Jordan posted his phone number on Deviant Art and regrets it. He deleted his Twitter and DA because of the mean trolls who don't like his art.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Aiyane]

Guess who keeps talking about us and who he is now friends with now. Yup, the Rat King himself Kenneth.

 

[QE 757]

Guess who keeps talking about us and who he is now friends with now. Yup, the Rat King himself Kenneth.

Kengle used to post his comics on the Onionfarms Independent Comics page. It points to error 404 now
but the doesn't forgive or forget : http://archive.fo/vlrZR

 

[The Dude]

"I'm not like Chris-Chan"...except he totally is like Chris and most likely wants to have gross, Autistic sex with him. Who do you think would be the Top and who would be the Bottom in that mongoloid mating?

 

[CatParty]

 

[The Dude]

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"Autism Speaks"...it says really stupid things and is obsessed with childrens cartoons.

 

[Cuck Norris]

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"Not Less" is right with this fat fuck. As in, "not less than morbidly obese."

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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The only "less" that I see is that he dropped the neckbeard in some of these pics.

 

[Lorento]

It's actually disturbing how he looks like a younger Kengle.

 

[Aiyane]

Jordan is sick of Kiwi Farms talking about him and is going to ignore the trolls for now on. Hasn't he been saying that for the past three years? Also according to Kenneth Jordan is better than Null.

Here is something else I found where Jordan blows up at a deviant art user. http://doodletoonsfan.deviantart.com/art/That-s-It-EVERYONE-STAY-AWAY-From-Jordan-Erwin-650904476

 

[BrettyBoy]

I know that dude from Facebook and he is doing no harm. I know this post was awhile ago but still.

 

[pickleheathen]

He actually thinks this is a good look......sad retarded redneck.