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Some days, you gotta work for it. Other days, the cow walks up to the guillotine itself.

The story starts with CinemaSins, a knowingly stupid Youtube channel that autistically nitpicks movies by way of "sins". Anything from a minor continuity error to actual storytelling fuck-ups gets sinned. They willingly call themselves "assholes" in their Everything Wrong With CinemaSins video, though, so it's pretty obvious they're tongue in cheek.

Enter Jordan Vogt-Roberts. You may know him as the Director of such acclaimed titles as Successful Alcoholics, Single Dads, Kings of Summer, and more recently, Kong: Skull Island, a movie where even Samuel L Jackson doesn't seem to give a fuck. So CinemaSins did a video about Kong: Skull Island, as they do, and Jordan lost his goddamn mind.



This is not the first time Jordan loses his mind over getting heckled by the crowd, however. This episode of an old comedy podcast has him allegedly walking out after being heckled by callers.

https://player.fm/series/the-red-bar-radio-show/old-bar-jordan-vogt-roberts-walks-out

But, as the tweets above so helpfully inform you, he did in fact make a video about CinemaSins! And I believe this is the one, courtesy of @The Valeyard


Bonus: Irony.



More tweets:





IMDB Page:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3611349/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I suspect this "man" will continue to generate lulz, but possibly only in sporadic bursts. Only when his movies get made fun of.

Also, with apologies to @Sexy Times Hitler , but I'm not relinking his Twitter rant that goes on for longer then Blob Fucking Chimpman's twitter rants, so I'm just quoting what STH put in the Salt Thread.

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