Lolcow Joseph Martelli -

[Null]

Hello. Null here doing another thread.

Someone on /cow/ found this guy and I'm really taking a liking to him. He's an ex-gay religious YouTube vlogger. He tends to do videos in front of adult stores, waving his bible around, screaming about sin.

Here's a good one:

He's already prone to taking down videos, and he has had restraining orders placed against him by the various places he does his preaching in front of. As a result, whomever started the /cow/ thread took it upon themselves to start up a YouTube archive a la CWCville Library

The archive can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkE4XlfUnc3MWU6KIK5DP2g
His reaction can be found in this thread:

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His DMCA reaction:

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The archive guy is uploading all of his videos to MedaFire and once they're up I will create my own backup.

I grew up watching these kind of religious guys on YouTube. They've always been a fascination to me. This guy is particularly good because of his ex-gay status. He's married with 3 kids now.

 

[Ze Red Medic]

Oh, good god, that exchange is ridiculous.

What slays me is how he's probably also one of those guys that absolutely hates the NSA (and to be fair, who wouldn't?) but when he starts getting 'bullied', he calls for them IN ALL CAPS to investigate a potential 'threat'.

 

[Null]

Not sure if real. Assuming a troll post, but it's kinda believable.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Just dropping in to say this: It was worth it.

Also, I don't remember saying anything about a mediafire folder but that actually might be a better idea than just individually e-mailing the archive to every person who wants to start their own Joseph Martelli channel.

EDIT: Also, new archive channels.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyqD8swUkwsp8O79czvFV-Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht9pYZTdLkyfSzikq9S-XA
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/jjmartelliarchive/1

Mediafire link coming soon.

 

[Null]

Hook me up as soon as you're done uploading and I'll archive it on the forums itself so he cannot influence its takedown.

 

[silentprincess]

This guy has a guilt complex, he feels guilty for what he did, feels guilty that he probably enjoyed the act too, got caught by his wife and now feels he needs to cure the other men who do.

 

[PopOfColor]

This guy has a guilt complex, he feels guilty for what he did, feels guilty that he probably enjoyed the act too, got caught by his wife and now feels he needs to cure the other men who do.

I am at that first stage with this LOLCOWS at this time I feel sorry for the guy.

 

[José Mourinho]

YouTube account Joseph Martelli Archives has been terminated because we received multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement from claimants including:

• Joseph Martelli
• Katie Smith

Oh boy.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Katie Smith was a moralfag/white knight who kept complaining about people trolling Joseph using the good ol' "Ohhhh come on guys this is so immature!" argument. Her video is included in the "Special guests" folder of the archive.

Okay, archive is up for real now! https://www.mediafire.com/?ek3q1crmaecsv11

 

[Holdek]

I grew up watching these kind of religious guys on YouTube.

This made me think about growing up and watching public access TV late at night. A lot of it was boring but sometimes you would get what today would definitely qualify as lolcows.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Since Joe hasn't released any new content yet (Wonder where that promised gay flag burning video is?) I decided to release some (*gasp!*) HAWRDID ENNER CIRKL KAWNTENT!!!

This is an excerpt from one of our emails from the last wave of trolling, where he tried to rap battle me.

Triple pooooost, but I think Joseph has a new channel up. No videos, but either it's him, or a convincing fake... Which wouldn't be that hard.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3GQtQZf-i7IXswvbF_0RSw/feed

 

[Ze Red Medic]

Since Joe hasn't released any new content yet (Wonder where that promised gay flag burning video is?) I decided to release some (*gasp!*) HAWRDID ENNER CIRKL KAWNTENT!!!

This is an excerpt from one of our emails from the last wave of trolling, where he tried to rap battle me.

I like how he didn't try for any kind of a rebuttal, just "shut your face".

 

[IcyHotWings]

Yeah , and I MIGHT have found his alleged Craigslist ad too! Not 100% but their speech patterns are similar. I'll probably post it up anyways. For now, two YTP videos I found of our old pal Joseph and archived with the creators' permission, and a white knight!

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

I really can't comprehend that white knight. She says she's not really religious, and that above all everyone should love each other, but is trying to protect a man who is literally saying homosexuals should go to hell and that they are an abomination.

At least some of Chris' white knights can convince themselves he needs protecting because he is a high-functioning autistic, but how can you convince yourself you're in the right for sticking up for Joseph Martelli?

 

[IcyHotWings]

Yeah, she says she's not religious but spiritual. I'm thinking she's one of those weird "new age" religions with the "spirit dancing" and stuff like that.

 

[Holdek]

Yeah, she says she's not religious but spiritual. I'm thinking she's one of those weird "new age" religions with the "spirit dancing" and stuff like that.

"Religious but not spiritual" = "religious but I don't feel like going to church or reading the Bible"

 

[Enjoy Yer Food]

That dude REALLY misses sucking adult bookstore cock.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Quick update! The Video Liquidators Facebook page says Joseph Martelli has begun preaching in a dollar tree parking lot since they got a restraining order on him. No new video since the gay flag burning, but we did get this!

 

[Fishkill]

Why are most religious vloggers ex-gay? The Angry Homo Kid was a religious vlogger who was ex-gay too. I can name several who are ex-gay.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Just... Further... Updates...

Apparently Joseph got a bunch of his videos flagged, his original channel is still up but his discussion tab is gone and there's a new Joseph Martelli account with two ALL NEW videos. Let's take a look!

In the first video, Joseph makes his son draw a picture to guilt trip his ex wife. I wonder what she would think of this? Or for that matter, what family court would think? It takes a real scumbag to exploit a child.

In the second, more bitching about the trolls, flaggings, that Joseph Archives guy and a claim that there will be a grand total of FIFTEEN new Joseph Martelli channels. Wow.

----END UPDATE----

Why are most religious vloggers ex-gay? The Angry Homo Kid was a religious vlogger who was ex-gay too. I can name several who are ex-gay.

I'm guessing it's because someone religious usually finds out and then they hear all this "gays hurt jesus!" and shit like that, so they feel guilty about it.