Joss Whedon Salt - Ex-wife outs director as adulterer, shitstorm ensues

[BlueSpark]

What single source would have all this detailed information?

Former Personal Assistant

"Greg, I'm planning on exploring my sexuality with Wentworth Miller at 9:00PM next Tuesday, does that clash with any drunken handjob appointments? And whilst you're checking, could you shuffle my days with my mistresses? I feel like a changing things up, this week."

 

[Vorhtbame]

As a personal assistant, when you have to run interference for your boss because he's in a "private meeting" with one of his employees, or when you yourself walk in on him "negotiating" with a new hire, you end up with a lot of information you wish you could drink away.

Trust me.

 

[vertexwindi]

As a personal assistant, when you have to run interference for your boss because he's in a "private meeting" with one of his employees, or when you yourself walk in on him "negotiating" with a new hire, you end up with a lot of information you wish you could drink away.

Trust me.

Especially when they've got the face of Joss Whedon I reckon.

 

[Water-T]

Especially when they've got the face of Joss Whedon I reckon.

The sight of Joss's freaky babyteeth and billboard forehead getting anywhere near a vagina would drive anyone to insanity.

 

[NumberingYourState]

The name 'Joss Whedon' alone reeks of self righteous genetics.

 

[Sammy]

So uh
What about the women (and supposed man or men or whatever) who were also involved in this?
Like, they knew he was married, right? So why is Whedon the only one receiving shit, just because he's the only one outed?

 

[Tennis Monkey]

So uh
What about the women (and supposed man or men or whatever) who were also involved in this?
Like, they knew he was married, right? So why is Whedon the only one receiving shit, just because he's the only one outed?

And the most famous, and the richest, and the most ostentatiously feminist, and the one with the most people who don't like him anyway for unrelated reasons. Although morally speaking, yeah, they're all about as bad as each other.

 

[Vorhtbame]

So uh
What about the women (and supposed man or men or whatever) who were also involved in this?
Like, they knew he was married, right? So why is Whedon the only one receiving shit, just because he's the only one outed?

Well, he had an affirmative duty to his wife to be faithful, that's one thing. It's assumed that he could have brought pressure to softly force his "partners" into it, which may not be far from the truth in some cases (though surely not all).

There's also the smarmy "But my dear, the Patriarchy conditioned me to do it" attitude. Nothing says "insert chainsaw here" like blaming society for one's voluntary assholery.

Truth be told, I'm glad Ms. Cole is mad at him instead of blaming his mistresses for stealin' her ma-yan. Too many women go the latter route and let the ma-yan off scot-free. I'd like to see the mistresses get what's coming to them as well, but I'll cheerfully wait on that just to see something that doesn't happen nearly as often as it should.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Well, he had an affirmative duty to his wife to be faithful, that's one thing. It's assumed that he could have brought pressure to softly force his "partners" into it, which may not be far from the truth in some cases (though surely not all).

There's also the smarmy "But my dear, the Patriarchy conditioned me to do it" attitude. Nothing says "insert chainsaw here" like blaming society for one's voluntary assholery.

Truth be told, I'm glad Ms. Cole is mad at him instead of blaming his mistresses for stealin' her ma-yan. Too many women go the latter route and let the ma-yan off scot-free. I'd like to see the mistresses get what's coming to them as well, but I'll cheerfully wait on that just to see something that doesn't happen nearly as often as it should.

If the Felicia Day thing is true, that bitch has had it coming for over a decade.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

So uh
What about the women (and supposed man or men or whatever) who were also involved in this?
Like, they knew he was married, right? So why is Whedon the only one receiving shit, just because he's the only one outed?

Didn't you get the memo? Women can do no wrong!

 

[NumberingYourState]

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