Lolcow Judah Natzarah and the Torah Samurai -

Negi Springfield

Magister Magi
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I've been sitting on this one for a while, but I thought I'd finally share this with Kiwi Farms. It's a bit of a doozy and I anticipate it will grow into a HUGE thread.

Judah Natzarah is what you would get if you took the crazy militant black street preachers and added crazy. He doesn't do street preaching like the ISUPK, GMS, THUG, and other camp "Israelites" do, even though he does have similar base beliefs. He mostly makes videos in his house and with the camera pointed at the computer screen, ranting about whatever is on the screen. Some of his videos are about the "camp Israelites" and some are about individuals. Then there's the ones where he "brings out wisdom from the Torah" and goes into crazy territory. The real kicker is how long he's been at this - 5 years. The guy is also in his early 40s, but his sense of humor and looks say 20s for some reason I can't seem to figure out.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLSt-ra5EFCCGDggc3L3ZZA

He's married to a Japanese woman and has two kids. Pretty much thinks the Japanese are part of the larger Israel nation. Fully accepts some aspects of the camp doctrine, such as whites being Edomites and blacks being Judah. Thinks his group of followers is the revival of the "priestly class of Israel" and some other garbage.

I wouldn't recommend trolling, since it would be rather difficult to do so. If you want to get closer to this cow, contact him on Facebook under Greg Larry Anderson. He claims it's not his real name, but i have no idea at this point. I'll update this thread if I remember anything else.
 

Dalish

jewess bitch
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idk where's the hilarity, tho?

they're not the only people who have that weird nippon land = ISRAEL FORREAL theory, which is mostly based on the fact japan has always had a group of jews from the levant (due to migration patterns).

does he freak out if contacted? does he chimp about his beliefs? not seeing much other than garden variety historical/religious revisionists.
 

Negi Springfield

Magister Magi
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idk where's the hilarity, tho?

they're not the only people who have that weird nippon land = ISRAEL FORREAL theory, which is mostly based on the fact japan has always had a group of jews from the levant (due to migration patterns).

does he freak out if contacted? does he chimp about his beliefs? not seeing much other than garden variety historical/religious revisionists.
The best part is the guy's weird love of pics of "Jesus penis" - some crucifix where Jesus' abs look like a penis. He thinks this is what people are worshiping. He also makes strange accusations of being into buttsex or ass play. I think someone trolled him before because they made an account on a hip hop site he used to frequent and posted gay comments. Just weird stuff like "I like my booty hole played with" and that made JN go crazy. People latched onto that and have made videos accusing him of that and being a weird witch type thing.

He's got really weird worldviews beyond just believing that he is a Heeb. His followers are cringe incarnate. There was a black weeaboo that made me think of what i would be like if I was a black guy. Surprisingly, there are some people in his circle who aren't virgin losers.
 

Vah

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How can you be a Torah Samurai? i thought...

TheJewsFearTheSamurai.png
 

Feline Darkmage

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Looks like he hosts some kind of "Torah Knights Radio" program. All of his videos are like around an hour long, so this'll take a while for me to go through for the most interesting bits.
 

Sailor_Jupiter

"There is no answer to the Jupi question!"
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Clarence 13X, a former student of Malcolm X, left the Nation of Islam after a dispute with Elijah Muhammed over the fact that Elijah taught that the White man was the devil, yet did not teach that the black man was God.[1]

Specifically, Clarence 13X denied that the Nation's biracial founder Wallace Fard Muhammad was Allah and instead taught that the black man was himself God personified.[1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God has said, ‘You shall not eat it, nor shall you touch it, lest you die.’”

4 Then the serpent said to the woman, “You will not surely die. 5 For God knows that in the day you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.” - Genesis 3:3-5
:( Well, some strategies don't change, it seems...

Who on earth would want God's job and have to manage the whole universe and see all the suffering and read every Internet trashpost? :'( I actually feel kind of sad for Him... It must be tough, especially if you're like Goodness Itself. I don't get the appeal in God's-job-hijacking, tbh...

Edit: to clarify, it would be equally retarded if literally any two races whatsoever were involved in this. I'm not loling at blacks, but at the ridiculous concept of some ethnic groups being deities and others devils.
 

Kazami Yuuka

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL


:( Well, some strategies don't change, it seems...

Who on earth would want God's job and have to manage the whole universe and see all the suffering and read every Internet trashpost? :'( I actually feel kind of sad for Him... It must be tough, especially if you're like Goodness Itself. I don't get the appeal in God's-job-hijacking, tbh...

Edit: to clarify, it would be equally exceptional if literally any two races whatsoever were involved in this. I'm not loling at blacks, but at the ridiculous concept of some ethnic groups being deities and others devils.
Don't forget these types, including the ones of interest in this thread believe whites were created in a science lab by Jacob. A science lab!
 

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