Snowflake Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Professional complainer, hates thin people, obese

ADHD

True & Honest Fan
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So, I have a chat client that I keep open to make sure I get the chat logs from Jude's streams logged to a text file. Just minding my own business, not paying attention to it, when a notification pops up that I've suddenly got a sub to Jude's channel, along with multiple other people. This is how Jude's getting her sub count up, apparently: getting her followers to gift subs to people in chat. :story:

[14:24:44] [Usernotice] reinregnante is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to mermaidqueenjude's community! They've gifted a total of 1 in the channel!
[14:24:44] [Usernotice] reinregnante is paying forward the Gift they got from mermaidqueenjude to the community!
[14:24:45] [Notification] reinregnante gifted a Tier 1 sub to Starrfold!
[14:24:45] [Usernotice] reinregnante's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
[14:24:45] <@%^StreamElements> Starrfold just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:24:57] <bigchimichungus> OW
[14:25:01] <%+Qbanboi069> yayyy
[14:25:02] <bigchimichungus> Thanks for the LuvUok @reinregnante
[14:25:04] <@%reinregnante> r u gonna cry
[14:25:05] <%Starrfold> I do too! Who’s your go to waifu/husbando?
[14:25:11] <@%reinregnante> OF COURSE
[14:25:16] <@tink_dink> JOYCE mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love
[14:25:30] <@tink_dink> !love
[14:25:30] <@%^StreamElements> mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love
[14:25:39] <%SapphicSnake> mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love
[14:25:52] <%Starrfold> Omg thank you thank you thank you! To @reinregnante
[14:25:56] <%+Qbanboi069> i know what kind of person you are now
[14:26:00] <@%$quietelephant> mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love
[14:26:01] <%+Qbanboi069> lol
[14:26:09] <@tink_dink> !SCENE
[14:26:09] <@%^StreamElements> Jude has switched scenes by accident 11 times
[14:26:21] <%Starrfold> Awww I could say the same lol
[14:26:26] <@%reinregnante> what if i gifted another sub
[14:26:44] <%+Qbanboi069> womanizer?! girls use him!
[14:26:51] <%+tinybrat10> mood, i die for my husbandos
[14:26:51] <%Starrfold> I have to cut this short sadly but I’m loooooooving this convo so much
[14:27:10] <bigchimichungus> Why are you cutting down all of the trees lmao?
[14:27:11] [Usernotice] reinregnante is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to mermaidqueenjude's community! They've gifted a total of 2 in the channel!
[14:27:12] [Usernotice] reinregnante's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
[14:27:12] [Notification] reinregnante gifted a Tier 1 sub to bigchimichungus!
[14:27:13] <@%^StreamElements> bigchimichungus just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:27:17] <%bigchimichungus> Thanks for the LuvOops @reinregnante
[14:27:18] <@%reinregnante> nice
[14:27:33] <%Starrfold> Yeah but sylvains story is actually quite deep
[14:27:34] <@%reinregnante> HBJWKNELMASLJKNRWESDML
[14:27:37] <%bigchimichungus> : D
[14:27:37] <@%reinregnante> MY TAX REFUND HIT.
[14:27:47] <@%$quietelephant> JOYCE LMAO
[14:27:48] <%Starrfold> Lol ma’am
[14:27:51] <%bigchimichungus> Thank you so much
[14:27:59] <@%reinregnante> groceries,,,,what are those
[14:28:00] <@%$quietelephant> spread posi chaos with that govt money
[14:28:03] <%Starrfold> ThNk you all for making this great
[14:28:20] <%+tinybrat10> WELCOME TO CHAOS
[14:28:22] <%SapphicSnake> ahhh yay!!! emotes and octodad!
[14:28:33] [Usernotice] tink_dink is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to mermaidqueenjude's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
[14:28:34] [Usernotice] tink_dink's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
[14:28:34] [Notification] tink_dink gifted a Tier 1 sub to jokeofthenight!
[14:28:34] <@%^StreamElements> jokeofthenight just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:28:38] <%bigchimichungus> Thanks for the LuvPeekR @tink_dink
[14:28:42] <%Starrfold> Have a great stream mermaid queen mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love
[14:28:44] <%bigchimichungus> WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
[14:28:47] <@%reinregnante> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:28:51] <%+Qbanboi069> yayyyy
[14:28:54] <%jokeofthenight> omg thanks!
[14:28:55] <@%reinregnante> ME AND TINK HOLD HANDS IN MAKING JUDE YELL
[14:28:57] <@tink_dink> now ur 6 away
[14:28:58] <%SapphicSnake> mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love
[14:29:12] [Usernotice] quietelephant is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to mermaidqueenjude's community! They've gifted a total of 7 in the channel!
[14:29:13] [Notification] quietelephant gifted a Tier 1 sub to alyriya!
[14:29:13] [Notification] quietelephant gifted a Tier 1 sub to zombieliz!
[14:29:13] [Notification] quietelephant gifted a Tier 1 sub to katekalpre!
[14:29:14] [Usernotice] quietelephant's Gift shared rewards to 25 others in Chat!
[14:29:14] [Notification] quietelephant gifted a Tier 1 sub to sergeantamberr!
[14:29:14] <@%^StreamElements> alyriya just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:14] <@%^StreamElements> zombieliz just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:14] <@%^StreamElements> katekalpre just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:14] <@%^StreamElements> sergeantamberr just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:14] [Notification] quietelephant gifted a Tier 1 sub to aiyokuchan!
[14:29:15] <@%^StreamElements> aiyokuchan just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:15] <%+tsooks> I just found diamonds in Minecraft as tink gifts a sub lol
[14:29:19] <%bigchimichungus> Thanks for the LuvBlondeR @quietelephant
[14:29:22] <%bigchimichungus> AHHHH
[14:29:23] <%+tinybrat10> OH SHOOT
[14:29:23] <@%reinregnante> LMFAO CHEL
[14:29:25] <@tink_dink> CHEL
[14:29:26] <%+Qbanboi069> ooooo wow
[14:29:26] <@%reinregnante> AJAAJAJAJAJAJAJHHAHABAHJKNJEWLMSA
[14:29:27] <%+Qbanboi069> nice
[14:29:27] <applespice> Thanks for the LuvPeekR @quietelephant
[14:29:27] <@tink_dink> NFGV;IBDFIBAD;IFVNANDFU
[14:29:36] <@%quietelephant> ALL THREE MODS
[14:29:41] [Usernotice] tink_dink is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to mermaidqueenjude's community! They've gifted a total of 7 in the channel!
[14:29:42] <@%quietelephant> LOVE YOU
[14:29:42] [Usernotice] tink_dink's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
[14:29:42] [Notification] tink_dink gifted a Tier 1 sub to Lady_Goggles!
[14:29:43] <@%^StreamElements> Lady_Goggles just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:43] <%SapphicSnake> Thanks for the LuvHearts @quietelephant
[14:29:44] [Usernotice] reinregnante is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to mermaidqueenjude's community! They've gifted a total of 3 in the channel!
[14:29:45] [Notification] reinregnante gifted a Tier 1 sub to rainydayjules!
[14:29:45] [Usernotice] reinregnante's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
[14:29:45] <@%^StreamElements> rainydayjules just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:46] <%+tsooks> Hype trainnnn
[14:29:48] <%bigchimichungus> Thanks for the LuvSign @reinregnante
[14:29:49] <%+tinybrat10> GUYS
[14:29:50] <%bigchimichungus> AHHHH
[14:29:51] [Usernotice] Qbanboi069 is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to mermaidqueenjude's community! They've gifted a total of 1 in the channel!
[14:29:52] <%SapphicSnake> Thanks for the LuvBrownR @reinregnante
[14:29:52] <@%reinregnante> NOW YOURE 4 AWAY (:
[14:29:52] [Notification] Qbanboi069 gifted a Tier 1 sub to applespice!
[14:29:53] [Usernotice] Qbanboi069's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
[14:29:53] <@%^StreamElements> applespice just became part of the mermaid kingdom mermai30Love
[14:29:55] <%Qbanboi069> yay
[14:30:01] <%applespice> @Qbanboi069 Thanks for the gift sub! AHHH
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[14:30:05] <%+tsooks> Oh shit
[14:30:07] <%Qbanboi069> yeee
[14:30:07] <@%quietelephant> WE CANT BE STOPPED
[14:30:13] <%+tsooks> Lmaooo
[14:30:13] <@%reinregnante> IM LAUGHING SO HARD EHJSDKNLMKJNESMDL
[14:30:15] <%SapphicSnake> mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love mermai30Love
[14:30:18] <%Qbanboi069> she's gonna drop
[14:30:23] <@tink_dink> you love to see it
[14:30:24] <@%quietelephant> QBAN WELCOME TO THE CHAOS
[14:30:25] <%+tsooks> Oh no XD
[14:30:28] <%bigchimichungus> YEAHHH
[14:30:31] <%Qbanboi069> get that cat tree!
[14:30:33] <@%reinregnante> LMFAAAAAOOOOOTREIOMDFL
[14:30:33] <@%quietelephant> LOVE YOU JUDE
[14:30:39] <%+tsooks> ALL THE CLAMS
[14:30:43] <%+tinybrat10> SUBSSS
[14:30:47] <%Qbanboi069> niceeeee
[14:30:50] <%applespice> this is crazy
[14:30:55] <@tink_dink> remember to update your sub goal
[14:30:58] <%Qbanboi069> Octodad? is that a hentai?
[14:31:01] <%bigchimichungus> This is amazing
[14:31:07] <%bigchimichungus> My ears are bleeding
[14:31:12] <@tink_dink> MRG;JKENRG;JNERG
[14:31:15] <%Qbanboi069> vtsLUL
[14:31:19] <@tink_dink> OCTODAD A HENTAI
[14:31:28] <%+tinybrat10> I love octodad
[14:31:34] <@%reinregnante> jude was it this goal or the 100 one that u said u would change ur discord name to MerBrat
[14:31:36] <%SapphicSnake> im sure there's octodad porn bc yknow, the internet XD
[14:31:43] <%bigchimichungus> CHAOS ISLAND
[14:31:54] <%Qbanboi069> seems pretty cool
[14:31:55] <@%reinregnante> alright everyone get your wallets out
[14:32:00] <%Qbanboi069> i like the mods :3
[14:32:13] <@%reinregnante> LMFAAAAAOOOOOOO
[14:32:15] <@%reinregnante> I DONT HAVE 50 SUB MONEY
[14:32:26] <@tink_dink> if only i di
[14:32:27] <%Qbanboi069> that's weird.. getting those subs and then walking out..
[14:32:49] <@%quietelephant> if that student loan payment wasn't hitting tomorrow....
[14:32:49] <@%reinregnante> I deserve the money of the 1% because i wanna gift subs
[14:32:54] <@%reinregnante> ME CHEL
[14:32:54] <@%reinregnante> MEEEEEE
[14:33:13] <@tink_dink> same joyce same
Joyce has her priorities straight:
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EDIT: Jude pings everyone to make sure they know she is now part of a stream team.
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zenith

official incel of the internet
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Jude and Joyce make a pointed announcement about not flirting - something basically only Astra has consistently done. (While other fags on the server have made vague statements about 'omg so gay,' Astra is the only one who has really been flirting directly to other discord members.

Jude shows a photo of herself from when she first got her hair dyed, confirms her status as a perpetual blimp:
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Dean Pentel

Late, gay, autistic, and definitely NOT black.
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Jude should never have let the troon in. In the diversity hierarchy, troons rank above any woman -- even a queer latinx FA woman like Jude. If there is trouble, the woke crowd is going to go off on her, not him. It will be funny if it isn't the haters, but another member of the rainbow coalition that brings her down.
I for one am very much looking forward to this happening. We've all see the alphabet squad eat their own countless times; it's only a matter of when.
 

JambledUpWords

Y’all are attracted to me, lez be real here
True & Honest Fan
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No. AstraLuma might take up that offer though.
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More entitlement.
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Jude, if this is your “job”, you should at least be working six to eight hours a day. You barely do three hours these days. You are not cut out to be a full time Twitch streamer.
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More intersectionality crap.
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That neck looks like it has signs of beetus.
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A picture of a much thinner Jude.
 

Chamaelirium

~* I don't actually like pizza *~
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Typically I think of Jude as one of the least interesting lolcows whose threads I deign keep up with on this site but I find this subplot with Astraluma totally riveting. Thanks to all who've been keeping us updated.

An autogynephile with a raging bulge and a full on narc bluehair destined for a head on collision- two unstoppable forces among the woke and who will yield?!

Jude kicks Astraluma to the curb for being a pervert and a creep. She does this openly. AstraLuma makes a giant callout on twitter and accuses Jude of being a transphobe. Jude fires back with an accusation of racism and "harassing WOC." Rock beats scissors, trans beats puerto rican, and AstraLuma prevails with the woke twitter crowd. Kiwis rejoice as the tard cum flows from all sides. Shunned by her fellow SJW's, Jude retreats from woke twitter crowd while blasphemous thoughts of "male socialization" and r/gendercritical arguments dance around in her head following the kerfuffle with AstraLuma. Sick of it all, she retreats off the internet, eventually getting a job at a cafe and the pounds start to drop off. This thread dies and gets buried. Jude meets a reasonably cute guy, goes to therapy, marries and has a couple babies and becomes a functioning member of society. Eventually, she still has a heart for the underdog and sane social justice causes but laughs about her silly woke post college phase and is a normal person.

AstraLuma ends up dead or in a male supermax prison and never creeps on another woman again.

Jude will eventually banish Astraluma from the mermaid kingdom for being a creep, but she will be very careful to NOT to admit she threw him out for being a pervert. Instead there will be some nonsense excuses and a story about mermaid kingdom protocols or an accusation of racism since Astraluma can't really claim to be nonwhite. Astraluma will find another corner of the internet to look for women interested in his bulge and Jude will continue to be Jude.
 

JambledUpWords

Y’all are attracted to me, lez be real here
True & Honest Fan
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Methinks that Jude’s true form is a Snorlax.
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More ramblings of Jude talking about her favorite subject... Herself.
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Jude is already acting like she’s geriatric at 23.
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Is this a possible inkling of self-awareness I see?
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This is implying that she produces work people want to tip for. If she wants tips, she should work as a waitress.
 
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Punkinsplice

My human and I talk shit about you
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Typically I think of Jude as one of the least interesting lolcows whose threads I deign keep up with on this site but I find this subplot with Astraluma totally riveting. Thanks to all who've been keeping us updated.

An autogynephile with a raging bulge and a full on narc bluehair destined for a head on collision- two unstoppable forces among the woke and who will yield?!

Jude kicks Astraluma to the curb for being a pervert and a creep. She does this openly. AstraLuma makes a giant callout on twitter and accuses Jude of being a transphobe. Jude fires back with an accusation of racism and "harassing WOC." Rock beats scissors, trans beats puerto rican, and AstraLuma prevails with the woke twitter crowd. Kiwis rejoice as the tard cum flows from all sides. Shunned by her fellow SJW's, Jude retreats from woke twitter crowd while blasphemous thoughts of "male socialization" and r/gendercritical arguments dance around in her head following the kerfuffle with AstraLuma. Sick of it all, she retreats off the internet, eventually getting a job at a cafe and the pounds start to drop off. This thread dies and gets buried. Jude meets a reasonably cute guy, goes to therapy, marries and has a couple babies and becomes a functioning member of society. Eventually, she still has a heart for the underdog and sane social justice causes but laughs about her silly woke post college phase and is a normal person.

AstraLuma ends up dead or in a male supermax prison and never creeps on another woman again.

Jude will eventually banish Astraluma from the mermaid kingdom for being a creep, but she will be very careful to NOT to admit she threw him out for being a pervert. Instead there will be some nonsense excuses and a story about mermaid kingdom protocols or an accusation of racism since Astraluma can't really claim to be nonwhite. Astraluma will find another corner of the internet to look for women interested in his bulge and Jude will continue to be Jude.
These are entertaining and great theories, but why can't Jude just kick Astra for being a perv without the whole oppression Olympics table-top rpg? Nobody likes skeevy pervs who push that shit in every discussion.
 

JambledUpWords

Y’all are attracted to me, lez be real here
True & Honest Fan
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Do Zoomers as ugly and shut-in as Jude think they are entitled to hot people dating them? Usually by 23 if you're as fat and ugly as Jude you're dating in your pool. Maybe the constant 24/7 affirmation BS from the SJW crowd she runs in has broken her brain. She thinks she's a catch I guess.
The more I learn about Jude, the more similarities I see between her and Amberlynn. Amberlynn has this pie in the sky fantasy that if she were a normal weight, she’d be absolutely gorgeous and people would be falling over themselves to date her. Jude believes that if she didn’t have her C-PTSD and various other mental illnesses she likes to claim, that she’d meet more people and get dates. She also believes that dating is harder for her because she’s “latinx” too. In other words, Amberlynn and Jude think that any issues they have are never self inflicted, rather they are thrust upon them and they are the victims.

This mindset reminds me of the Calvinist belief of predestination. In Calvinism, you have no real choice in whether you go to heaven or hell, it is instead chosen by God. This belief in turn, means that there is no true free will, since God is the one with the will to choose for you. A benefit of this belief is that your choices aren’t ultimately yours, so anything bad that happens is a result of someone or something else.
 

YourMommasBackstory

Gosh, I hope I’m safe it this suit!
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These are entertaining and great theories, but why can't Jude just kick Astra for being a perv without the whole oppression Olympics table-top rpg? Nobody likes skeevy pervs who push that shit in every discussion.
Because of sex liberation, which is beloved by troons. They think that being horny and talking about sex online is a human right and if you shame them, it means you’re transphobe.
 

JambledUpWords

Y’all are attracted to me, lez be real here
True & Honest Fan
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She might like it until she realizes how much farming she has to do in a day. If we’re being realistic here, Jude couldn’t last a day doing farm labor.
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I vote for purple hair.
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Is this the answer she has for her weight too?
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TIL that if you’re rich, famous, and fat, if you wear a string bikini, it is “revolutionary”
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JuniperFalls

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Setting aside the question of whether someone that dangerously fat (and with likely diabetic darkening on her neck) "ought" to be drinking hot cocoa at all, or "ought" to be drinking such a freaking enormous cup of cocoa -- that cup looks to hold at least twice as much liquid as a standard-sized coffee/cocoa mug -- notice that once again, Jude is consuming a beverage from a disposable cup with lid, which suggests that once again, Jude is drinking something from a restaurant or carryout place, rather than something she made at home.

If you live anywhere in the USA, instant hot cocoa mix -- combine powder with hot water, then stir -- is one of THE cheapest "luxury" beverages you can buy in a typical food store. Even on Amazon, which generally charges much higher food prices than most American brick and mortar grocery stores, you can get a box of six Nestle instant cocoa packets for only one dollar -- for a cup the size Jude is holding you'd probably need two packets, for a total cost of 33 cents. (It would be cheaper still if you buy a big can of cocoa mix, rather than a box of individually wrapped packets.) Or, if you want something fancier than Nestle or Swiss Miss, you can buy cocoa mix from more expensive brands like Godiva or Ghirardelli, or even more upscale options from small independent companies. Even with the most expensive instant cocoa options I see on Amazon, a giant-size cup of hot cocoa like Jude is holding would cost you less than two dollars to make at home.

But Jude, who constantly whines about living in poverty and constantly begs for money, never seems to eat or drink ANYTHING she prepared at home, not even the minimal preparation of "combine hot water and powder in a mug, then stir" or "take a can of soda out of your refrigerator, and open it -- whether you drink straight from the can or pour it into a glass first is your choice." It's always something in a disposable cup from a restaurant or takeout place, which means it's always something at LEAST ten or fifteen times more expensive than the at-home option would be.
 

Not me

It's a me, Meeoow!
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No, Lizzo doesn't. She is just fat and ugly. That's all. Nothing more to it. She is just praised for it because she does it openly and not hide in secrecy. That's all to it. The media has just scewed your perception. You're just a basic bitch to believe everything the media tells you, Jude. And also harming the enviroment.
 

JambledUpWords

Y’all are attracted to me, lez be real here
True & Honest Fan
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Everyone has this problem Jude. Vanity sizing exists because people like you would hate it if your size was always measured by inches/centimeters instead of sizes like 2,4,6,8, etc. It’s much more palatable if a store says “5X”on a dress instead of “56 inch waistline”. If you really want to avoid the problem in the future, here’s some tips:
  1. Look at the size chart of any brand/store you buy from
  2. Always read what materials are used and size accordingly
    1. If something is a knit, it’s more stretchy than something like tweed
    2. If there is a mixed fabric, pay attention to what the blend is. If a garment has spandex, expect the material to be stretchier
    3. If the fabric is a bit sheer, most clothing places will say so in the description. Read the description.
  3. Take into consideration the architecture of the clothing item you choose to buy
    1. This means that if some dress or skirt has a wide, tight waistband, consider going up a size to fit the entire torso
    2. If the fabric is a jersey knit, and you don’t want lumps/underwear lines showing, consider a slip or don’t get the garment
    3. If you don’t want as much of a hassle with washing clothes, don’t buy things that say “dry clean only” or “hand wash”
  4. READ THE REVIEWS
There you go. Now you’ll feel better about buying clothes online or in stores if you use these tips. If you still don’t like the clothing options, then lose weight. Your joints will thank you.
 

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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A picture of a much thinner Jude.
Well, least we now know that her finger-sniffing selfie is literally her signature trait.

Man, she was a cute baby. What possesses a person to make themselvees blow their body out of proportion when puberty hits? She could've been a pretty Latina had she had more respect for herself. Her views on the world could still remain the same, but at least she'd look presentable and could've gotten herself all sorts of dates even if just for cuddles.
 

YourMommasBackstory

Gosh, I hope I’m safe it this suit!
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Idk, fams, is it even ok to have a meltdown if clothes doesn’t fit you when you try it in the store? Like, even when you’re normal sized, clothes from different brands won’t suit you perfectly at one size - something will be bigger/smaller/taller/shorter.
Well, maybe teens may be sad because of that, many of them see their bodies as problems. But at Jude’s age?
 
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