Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Professional complainer, hates thin people, obese

Punkinsplice

An cermet and I talk shit about you
True & Honest Fan
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She might like it until she realizes how much farming she has to do in a day. If we’re being realistic here, Jude couldn’t last a day doing farm labor.
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I vote for purple hair.
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Is this the answer she has for her weight too?
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TIL that if you’re rich, famous, and fat, if you wear a string bikini, it is “revolutionary”
So what about Lizzo's music, Jude? It's pretty insulting to say someone is great or whatever for existing when they have probably worked very hard to get where they are. Also, Lizzo could be Lizzo while staying a healthy weight and not showing the world her misshapen ass. Disclaimer: I assume she makes decent music, but I have never heard any of it. I hope the bitch can sing because nothing else she does is really that interesting and being fat isn't a talent.
 

Homo Demens

White Russians!
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Her neck pillow is built in like a cyberpunk implant. Wtf America!
 

stuffandthings

Inflammatory Metacommentary
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Nope. You're still really insecure about your smile and your face in general. You take selfies with your eyes closed because they obscure that you can't open them wide. You hate your chubby cheeks so you're always putting your hands or something in front of your face. You hate your chins, so you always raise your neck way up and tilt it to the side. Even the bright blue hair is an attempt at distraction.

All of this would be perfectly acceptable levels of insecurity in someone who wasn't trying to sell herself as a worship worthy idol. The HAES Mermaid Queen full of wisdom and confidence.
 
Idk, fams, is it even ok to have a meltdown if clothes doesn’t fit you when you try it in the store? Like, even when you’re normal sized, clothes from different brands won’t suit you perfectly at one size - something will be bigger/smaller/taller/shorter.
Well, maybe teens may be sad because of that, many of them see their bodies as problems. But at Jude’s age?
Just goes to show you, that Jude has no real problems in life. She has to take a small inconvenience and turn it into a huge deal. It also gives Jude, a good opportunity to get ass pats from SJW's. Nothing screams oppression, like not fitting into a 6 XL.
 

HamFan

Hi, guize! OK, so
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Everyone has this problem Jude. Vanity sizing exists because people like you would hate it if your size was always measured by inches/centimeters instead of sizes like 2,4,6,8, etc. It’s much more palatable if a store says “5X”on a dress instead of “56 inch waistline”. If you really want to avoid the problem in the future, here’s some tips:
  1. Look at the size chart of any brand/store you buy from
  2. Always read what materials are used and size accordingly
    1. If something is a knit, it’s more stretchy than something like tweed
    2. If there is a mixed fabric, pay attention to what the blend is. If a garment has spandex, expect the material to be stretchier
    3. If the fabric is a bit sheer, most clothing places will say so in the description. Read the description.
  3. Take into consideration the architecture of the clothing item you choose to buy
    1. This means that if some dress or skirt has a wide, tight waistband, consider going up a size to fit the entire torso
    2. If the fabric is a jersey knit, and you don’t want lumps/underwear lines showing, consider a slip or don’t get the garment
    3. If you don’t want as much of a hassle with washing clothes, don’t buy things that say “dry clean only” or “hand wash”
  4. READ THE REVIEWS
There you go. Now you’ll feel better about buying clothes online or in stores if you use these tips. If you still don’t like the clothing options, then lose weight. Your joints will thank you.
Yeah... I bet she just got too fat for the size she was. I doubt it's that involved. She'll just have to find a vanity size to match her fantasy.
 

HamFan

Hi, guize! OK, so
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Jude references her trauma again in this post.

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This is just pathetic. I’ve seen senior citizens with more energy than this. Also, this is why both of you are fat.
Notice how she says relationships "teach you about yourself, how you are, and what you want." Nothing at all about learning how to give in a relationship.

"Disabled/chronic pain babies" is code for fat fucks that agreed on a name and excuse for their laziness that also demands victim points. So lazy she CBA to do a quick search to remember where she visited. Is she talking about the National Mall? Which is about 2 miles? I bet the pizza was from a national chain.
 

US Marine Hyde

AutistiCATS: the Musical

I just wish there was an eyeroll reaction for her bullshit.

For some reason, the post about hanging out with thin people really hit home to me how re.tarded this whole “movement” is. How many people even take note of their friends’ weight? There are a million other things to consider first. The only time you would notice someone’s weight would be if they are somehow wildly outside of the norm, and even then if they’re a good friend you would never categorize them as one of your “fat” or “skinny” friends. How do people live like this. Does she assume that any thinner friend she (hypothetically) has is just spending time with her for woke points? No wonder she’s depressed, if she limits herself to only spending time with people that are like her in the most basic surface level way.
 

vanilla_pepsi_head

Stone Cold Steve Autism

Lol, they're too emotionally fragile to hang out with a group where they're the only fat person. That's some next level 8-year-old shit right there. Like I know tokenism is a thing but if you're the type of person who can't fucking stop turning everything into identity politics then I wouldn't want to be around you, regardless of if you're fat or not. But if fats want to cluster together in their crab buckets and enable each others' horrible health habits then go right ahead I guess
 

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
True & Honest Fan
Jude can't handle streaming 5 days a week. Much stuff in her life! So busy!

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I swear, would it really hurt if Jude stuck to the same schedule for three months (at the very least)? Also, this schedule is really lax for being a “job”. I get she has other things, but most of that is just making edits, going to therapy, or taking Uber rides to get food. I don’t believe she’s really disabled, she’s just lazy and looking for excuses. Even those with actual physical disabilities will put more hours into their work than what Jude does.
 

Clovis

Kadir-Buxton Method practitioner

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
True & Honest Fan
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Jude, we already have boob pics of you on here. For an curious Kiwis, it’s page 113 of this thread.
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Random stuff.
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Yeah, you’d get better pay of you took a normal job. I’m guessing, at max, it was $50 (and that’s optimistic).
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Hey everyone, if you’re single, Jude is your valentine today. Enjoy!
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Why did she think this was a good idea? On the bright side, at least her hands aren’t covering her face this time.
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Apparently the pants were gifted to her from Unique Vintage.

AstraLuma update:
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Maybe you should have thought about that before you quit your other job because of “transphobia”.
 
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zenith

:optimistic:
True & Honest Fan
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Jude, we already have boob pics of you on here. For an curious Kiwis, it’s page 113 of this thread.
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Random stuff.
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Yeah, you’d get better pay of you took a normal job. I’m guessing, at max, it was $50 (and that’s optimistic).
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Hey everyone, if you’re single, Jude is your valentine today. Enjoy!
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Why did she think this was a good idea? On the bright side, at least her hands aren’t covering her face this time.
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Apparently the pants were gifted to her from Unique Vintage.

AstraLuma update:
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Maybe you should have thought about that before you quit your other job because of “transphobia”.

In order for Twitch to pay you, you must've earned at least 100$ - so since she started streaming back in November / December, she only just passed the 100$ threshold to have gotten this paycheck.
 

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
True & Honest Fan
In order for Twitch to pay you, you must've earned at least 100$ - so since she started streaming back in November / December, she only just passed the 100$ threshold to have gotten this paycheck.
That’s just sad. In NYC, I’m sure there’s some office job she could get full time, and earn around that much per day. Or she could get an internship and have her pay slowly increased over time. For an adult her age and with her ability, earning $100 in three months is pathetic. I guess she has her parents to mooch off of, but that’s not going to last forever.
 

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