Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Sometimes a woman, Obese

[merwitchpigRude]

She has the sheer audacity to wish a fraction of her twitter followers sub and give her $5 per month forever & ever, so that her life would be "significantly different".

Anyway, she wants someone to tip her $15 NOW to buy a dumb thembo pin...
And she gets that $15. Wow.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She has the sheer audacity to wish a fraction of her twitter followers sub and give her $5 per month forever & ever, so that her life would be "significantly different".

Anyway, she wants someone to tip her $15 NOW to buy a dumb thembo pin...
And she gets that $15. Wow.

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I know it’s a play on the word “bimbo”, but bimbo at least implies some level of attractiveness. I really do question what Jude sees in the mirror because she seems to have a very warped sense of how attractive she actually is.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I had to set my phone down and take a moment before posting to not go full fucking retard mati at these assholes audacity to present early prostitutes as happy hooker boss babes.

The absolute galaxy brain audacity.

Get fucked Jude and friends.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I believe that Twitter at this point has out-tarded even Tumblr. "If you say my other pronouns more than a set number of times, I will die of dysphoria." Well, I can easily circumvent this by simply refering to them as "This bitch". I wonder if they are this outspoken in real life or are these passive aggressive twats, who furiously spill their rage onto Twatter.

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

It's always baffled me a little that these people are pro-sex work. If you follow their "all capitalism is extortion" logic to its end, wouldn't all sex work under a capitalist system be sexual extortion? As long as they have to work to pay bills they're being forced ("forced") to do sex work, especially now that they've taken themselves out of mainstream work opportunities by plastering their anus on the internet.

 

[JuniperFalls]

"If you say my other pronouns more than a set number of times, I will die of dysphoria."

Deal! What's the set number I have to surpass?

 

[Tumbo]

These people really are dumb enough not to realize that the majority of sex workers were/are trafficked and have no rights whatsoever for every empowerd thot there's 10 of somebodys daughter.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Here it is:
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"At 50 subs I'll be talking about #death2divinity"

Does anybody give a shit? Anybody at all? Does she really think people are so eager to know what she has to say on that topic that they'll sign right up so they'll be there for it?

And am I the only one who finds it annoying when creators, trying to rake in more patrons/subscribers, promise to do something only after they've hit a new subscription goal, putting it out there as a carrot on a stick? Because that's really fucking annoying. It also makes me not want to subscribe at all, because it tells me your focus is really on gaining paid followers instead of creating the kind of excellent and timely content that will naturally attract followers. (Will anybody even care anymore about #death2divinity by the time Jude hits 50 subs?)

So she's still at less than 50 subs on Fanhouse, which, for somebody with as many social media followers as she has (16.7K on Twitter; 14.8K on Insta), is utterly abysmal. And I think that's because the overwhelming majority of her SM followers originally started following her for FA/BoPo stuff, and just haven't bothered to drop her as she's shifted into gaming and screeching about pronouns.

I wonder how many of the accounts that have followed her for three years or more are still even active, given how young people tend to ditch their old SM accounts from high school and college as they mature and develop different priorities.

I know it’s a play on the word “bimbo”, but bimbo at least implies some level of attractiveness. I really do question what Jude sees in the mirror because she seems to have a very warped sense of how attractive she actually is.

Well, "bimbo" also implies vapid brainlessness, so I'll give her this one.

I had to set my phone down and take a moment before posting to not go full fucking retard mati at these assholes audacity to present early prostitutes as happy hooker boss babes.

The absolute galaxy brain audacity.

Get fucked Jude and friends.

Yeah, there were a few madams who made fortunes and became incredibly influential within their communities, but the vast majority did not. And what of the countless women who were reduced to working for those madams? Because back then, doing sex work was absolutely the domain of the desperate, alcoholic, and mentally disturbed, and in no way was it an empowering choice—which hasn't really changed, no matter how these know-nothings pretend it has.

Funny how they're celebrating the very few successful representatives of capital, while utterly ignoring the sufferings of those whose labor was used and expended in building those successes. But hardly surprising.

 

[merwitchpigRude]

mermaidroyal - Twitch

✦ Sponsored by Adidas: Protecting + Uplifting LGBTQ+ Students ✦ !cw !donate !info ✦

m.twitch.tv

Pigjudy live now, she's is overwhelmed that Orion shut off her pc. Taking a break soon. This is also the stream where she will talk aboit her big DEY DHEM pronouns announcement at the start of stream. You can watch the full VOD when she is done streaming.

She must love streaming bc she can announce her dumb life UpDaTeS daily to her neet audience.

Edit: big 'n bitchy lookin. She flops so heavily into her $1500 chair and muttered 'jesus'. A $50 ikea chair would last longer with a normal weight person.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She must love streaming bc she can announce her dumb life UpDaTeS daily to her neet audience.

She probably loves giving her life updates and lecturing people over dumb things over the actual gameplay. Very rarely does it look like she’s actually enjoying the game she’s playing. Her face lights up whenever she’s talking about herself though.

 

[PurpleEater]

I attempted to archive this massive (lolfat) video of autism sponsored by adidas for you all because it was honestly too funny not to, but it didn't upload correctly because 'tism so here are some highlights. I can't bring myself to watch the whole thing because I value my sanity too much, but some highlights from her scold lecture include:

(sperging starts at around 10:33) https://m.twitch.tv/videos/1063244533

- She has a little cow figurine hanging from her microphone. lolfat

- She takes FUCKING FOREVER to get started on the topic of "protecting LGBTQ youth" and keeps deflecting, stalling, changing the music, etc.

- Jude keeps gloating that she's sponsored by adidas and won't stop mentioning it (since unlike good creators, she can't just be humble about it and mention it once, she has to brag like a little kid given a participation trophy)

- “As a marginalized person, a lot of us are so tired of creating content that deals with exposing our trauma.” Lol bitch didn’t you start your interwebs career based on bitching about being fat and disabled? Don’t you constantly beg for and demand things BASED on your supposed trauma and autistic identity?

- She takes like five fucking minutes to try and explain the fact that historically, only boys can play on boys’ teams and girls on girls’ teams and why this is supposedly a bad thing. It’s very embarrassing to watch. She’s a horrible orator and an event worse actress with zero poker face, so whenever she fucks up, you know she knows it.

- She claims that being "disabled" as a child made it harder for her to come into her queerness young, whatever that means

- When reading from an article from her “research,” instead of explaining the content in her own words or breaking it down to make it digestible, she cites a quote from it verbatim while stuttering, pausing for LONG intervals, laughing and smirking because she clearly doesn’t know what the fuck any of it means. She’s so dumb it hurts. I’ve seen better presentations from middle schoolers. She also keeps staring upwards which indicates she’s thinking hard, too.

- She keeps pausing her “talk” to say hi to people in chat which is really annoying and distracting. Clearly, she wishes she were doing anything but this presentation.

- She actually says “state laws and federal laws are different,” then stutters a lot trying to back this up, somehow.

- Every time a chat member adds an interesting or coherent point, she struggles enormously to integrate this into her chat, and is clearly relieved someone is giving her more bullet points.


some fun screenshots:

Conclusion: Jude is functionally retarded and now so am I after watching snippets of this.

EDIT: autism

 

[GrouchiCorn]

The pronouns thing is so fucking stupid. I have one of these tatertards in my social group (not my choice). They have a mental meltdown if even some rando she doesn't know calls her "her/she" because "omg I am a THEY HE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Sure. ask your friends to do your stupid ass pronouns, but don't have a coronary if they mess up. I TRY, but she's obviously a chick that wants to be special and I fuck up sometimes,

Seriously, if you're not cursing at me/being rude, idgaf if you call me she/he/they, whatever. What someone else calls me doesn't make it true. I think that's source of a lot of these stupid angry reactions to pronouns mistake. They KNOW they're not a dude/magical fairy/whatever, so they NEED others to validate that they are indeed a dude/they/whatever. I guess if they hear it enough, it will be true? Sure, Jan

 

[discount valium]

This is too easy.

 

[PurpleEater]

The pronouns thing is so fucking stupid. I have one of these tatertards in my social group (not my choice). They have a mental meltdown if even some rando she doesn't know calls her "her/she" because "omg I am a THEY HE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Sure. ask your friends to do your stupid ass pronouns, but don't have a coronary if they mess up. I TRY, but she's obviously a chick that wants to be special and I fuck up sometimes,

Seriously, if you're not cursing at me/being rude, idgaf if you call me she/he/they, whatever. What someone else calls me doesn't make it true. I think that's source of a lot of these stupid angry reactions to pronouns mistake. They KNOW they're not a dude/magical fairy/whatever, so they NEED others to validate that they are indeed a dude/they/whatever. I guess if they hear it enough, it will be true? Sure, Jan

It's peak narcissism.

So all narcissists have a False Self, a made-up special snowflake identity that they badly wish they were but can never be: brilliant, creative, perfect, amazing, desirable. Godlike. They require tons and tons of narcissistic supply (including but not limited to asspats, ego boosts, attention in any form, etc.) in order to prop up this delusional False Self and keep the fantasy going so they don't want to off themselves.

Because often beneath all of this egoism is deep, deep, painful shame and self-loathing, as I've sperged about several times upthread. They HATE themselves, and in Jude's case, she knows, deep down, that she's fat, ugly, boring, and untalented, which is why she fights so hard to convince you otherwise 24/7. Ever heard of "the lady doth protest too much?" That's Jude, and many narcs, in a nutshell. She has to keep screaming about how empathetic, creative, interesting, and cool she is, because otherwise, she knows absolutely NO ONE would pay her any attention, and to a narc, that feels like death.

I've noticed that many genderspecials engage in this kind of narcissistic power play so they can eternally move the goalposts, keeping themselves firmly secured in the role of victim. To be frank, most people would and will call them whatever they like so long as they're polite and contributing members of society; contrary to their eternal victim beliefs, the whole world isn't out to kill them/destroy them/misgender them. People want to go about their day and mind their business, and aside from some truly riled up bigots intent on Minecrafting them all, most normies will shrug and smile and move on if they see a trans person or genderspecial....or maybe even cringe and ignore them. It doesn't matter. If you truly like yourself, you don't need everyone else to constantly validate you.

 

[Angry New Ager]

mermaidroyal - Twitch

✦ Sponsored by Adidas: Protecting + Uplifting LGBTQ+ Students ✦ !cw !donate !info ✦

m.twitch.tv

Pigjudy live now, she's is overwhelmed that Orion shut off her pc.

Orion is wise beyond his years, and obviously knows what's best.

I attempted to archive this massive (lolfat) video of autism sponsored by adidas for you all because it was honestly too funny not to, but it didn't upload correctly because 'tism so here are some highlights. I can't bring myself to watch the whole thing because I value my sanity too much, but some highlights from her scold lecture include:

(sperging starts at around 10:33) https://m.twitch.tv/videos/1063244533

- She takes FUCKING FOREVER to get started on the topic of "protecting LGBTQ youth" and keeps deflecting, stalling, changing the music, etc.

Yeah, that's typical of people who know they're about to get in over their heads and make themselves look stupid(er).

- Jude keeps gloating that she's sponsored by adidas and won't stop mentioning it (since unlike good creators, she can't just be humble about it and mention it once, she has to brag like a little kid given a participation trophy)

If we needed any evidence that Adidas doesn't give a shit about its brand anymore, this should suffice. Fatty "athleisure" brands selling Spandex sausage casings to the couchbison set is a given, but damn, Adidas can—and should—be a lot more selective.

- “As a marginalized person, a lot of us are so tired of creating content that deals with exposing our trauma.” Lol bitch didn’t you start your interwebs career based on bitching about being fat and disabled? Don’t you constantly beg for and demand things BASED on your supposed trauma and autistic identity?

Yeah, Judy—if you're so tired of creating that kind of content, then stop creating that kind of content. There are other types of content you could create that—oh, no, wait. You can't create them because you're too dumb, incurious, uneducated, and lacking in any creativity whatsoever. So nattering on about your nonsensical pretend gender, your dubious C-PTSD, your self-influcted aches and pains, crap you want to buy, and various wokeshit du jour is the best you can manage.

- She takes like five fucking minutes to try and explain the fact that historically, only boys can play on boys’ teams and girls on girls’ teams and why this is supposedly a bad thing. It’s very embarrassing to watch. She’s a horrible orator and an event worse actress with zero poker face, so whenever she fucks up, you know she knows it.

This, coming from a woman who has refused to engage in any more physical activity than absolutely necessary since early childhood, and who you know was dead last to be picked for teams in school. Her Patronus would be a slug. She's never participated voluntarily in any sports—much less put in the effort to get good at it and be a viable competitor. And she's never faced the chance of losing an athletic scholarship she worked hard for to a boy who decides he's actually a girl.

So shut the fuck up about anything to do with athletics, Judy, because you don't know what you're talking about.

- She claims that being "disabled" as a child made it harder for her to come into her queerness young, whatever that means

This is the first time I've known her to claim she was disabled from childhood. She's laughed about how she was such a babydiva that she'd refuse to walk anywhere, and as a small child would demand her family get a cab instead of taking the bus, but it was framed as "LOL, I was such a monster double-Leo child," not in terms of disability.

- When reading from an article from her “research,” instead of explaining the content in her own words or breaking it down to make it digestible, she cites a quote from it verbatim while stuttering, pausing for LONG intervals, laughing and smirking because she clearly doesn’t know what the fuck any of it means. She’s so dumb it hurts. I’ve seen better presentations from middle schoolers. She also keeps staring upwards which indicates she’s thinking hard, too.

- She keeps pausing her “talk” to say hi to people in chat which is really annoying and distracting. Clearly, she wishes she were doing anything but this presentation.

- She actually says “state laws and federal laws are different,” then stutters a lot trying to back this up, somehow.

- Every time a chat member adds an interesting or coherent point, she struggles enormously to integrate this into her chat, and is clearly relieved someone is giving her more bullet points.


some fun screenshots:

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Conclusion: Jude is functionally retarded and now so am I after watching snippets of this.

EDIT: autism

It's weird how someone that blatantly stupid and charm-free can still manage to keep grifting money and shit from other people, as well as companies. But she's not even doing too well at that—not if her Fanhouse subs are a good indicator.

 

[White Noise]

I guess now is as good of a time as any to plop out a new poem:

Preferred Pronouns
By White Noise

When you live a life of endless leisure
You need to find things to complain about
What better way to derive new measure
Than to use more pronouns to obtain clout

Jude is a they, and that's all they will be
Jude is a we, because we're royalty
Jude is a her, for a woman is she
Jude us a xir, xey demand loyalty!

Try to keep up, you don't want to offend
The worst thing one can do is misgender
Spin the wheel! You better not lose, my friend
Get it right the first time or surrender

Jude's in no rush to find validity
It's a ploy to feed her cupidity

 

[Flapjack]

Can’t even stand to read through her queer/gender sperging tweets anymore. It’s too much political autism. Just show me the fat.

 

[HamFan]

, her dad just brought her mail and she made the most sour ass face. he is def still living there.

Pretty sure she just got up to tell her dad to STFU as you could hear him in the stream.

I'm really curious about the real story with Judy's apartment. It's almost certain that her father still lives there. If he does, what do you think that situation is like? Where does he sleep?

Does anyone else think it's possible that Jude's dad still has his own room, and Judy sleeps in the living room?

You might think, Queen Jude would never! But if she is living with her dad, wouldn't that be the most ideal? He's in his own room, and is probably expected to stay in there most the day. She has her "office," and the living room, with some expectation of privacy since it's also her bedroom.

Has she ever given that "house" tour she keeps promising, or is she still putting it off because she's "not done decorating"? Perhaps there is a bed in the living room? Maybe nothing much has really changed, because it's still very much her dad's place?

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'm really curious about the real story with Judy's apartment. It's almost certain that her father still lives there. If he does, what do you think that situation is like? Where does he sleep?

Does anyone else think it's possible that Jude's dad still has his own room, and Judy sleeps in the living room?

You might think, Queen Jude would never! But if she is living with her dad, wouldn't that be the most ideal? He's in his own room, and is probably expected to stay in there most the day. She has her "office," and the living room, with some expectation of privacy since it's also her bedroom.

Has she ever given that "house" tour she keeps promising, or is she still putting it off because she's "not done decorating"? Perhaps there is a bed in the living room? Maybe nothing much has really changed, because it's still very much her dad's place?

Last year, before she originally moved back into her old bedroom, she was sleeping in what normally would be the dining room, and another family member had the bedroom. When that relative moved out, Jude perstered her parents to get her bedroom back, and they let her have it.

For all we know, she now has both of the bedrooms, and her dad has moved into the dining room. Or maybe she's in the dining room again, but it's not so bad with tho fewer people around. Who knows.

I don't think she'll do a tour, because she hasn't been able to grift enough money (or get a sponsorship deal) for the furniture she wants. Other than paint on the walls and some cheap decor items, she hasn't been able to make it impressive. And then there's the matter of her dad, who seems to still be living there, despite her initial claims that he was moving in with other family.

 

[merwitchpigRude]

Her ugly full body selfies with the dirty mirror and bed (or sometimes candid of her cats) make it appear she sleeps in a bedroom.