Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Sometimes a woman, Obese

[Sticky Fingers]

Dropping some Jude tweets from the last few days that I thought were of note. Jambled does this so good that I'm borrowing their format for this dump, cheers!

Jude is not a reader: confirmed.


Insecurity


Commissions out


New grift in


Merch change (can she not commit to anything?)


A rare sighting of Jude outside


Writing exercises


On a side note, it makes me quite MOTI to see someone be this proud of crowdfunding their entire lifestyle. You need someone to tip you for a fucking $15 pin??? Also, in her fanhouse posts you can see that she's subscribed to 12 other fanhouses (while holding 40ish subs herself). Why should I throw money at you if you're just going to throw it at other grifters and then grift more when the rent is due? It's honestly disgusting how these people expect others (who are usually all equally poor and struggling members of the alphabet squad) to just endlessly shill money for them to buy useless shit no actually struggling person would even think of. Grow up and get a job, Judy.

(Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand consumerist pigs like her.)
/edit because I missed one tweet)

 

[bathtub-tigers]

A lot of Judy’s problems would be solved if she just got a fucking job even pt. Yeah it sucks but i have to imagine knowing you have a steady stream of income each month is better. Going outside, meeting actual people, gaining life and social skills can all be achieved even with the most grunt level retail/service job. Since most are hurting for help, she’d have her pick and be able to negotiate like the bossbabe she portrays herself to be.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

A lot of Judy’s problems would be solved if she just got a fucking job even pt. Yeah it sucks but i have to imagine knowing you have a steady stream of income each month is better. Going outside, meeting actual people, gaining life and social skills can all be achieved even with the most grunt level retail/service job. Since most are hurting for help, she’d have her pick and be able to negotiate like the bossbabe she portrays herself to be.

If she was actually passionate about Twitch, playing vidya/DnD etc, she would make time for all these things even if she had a part time job. There are plenty of people who exactly that and they'regreat at what they do, be it cosplay, rpg, you name it. Judy is just an lazy asshole and it warms my cold kiwi heart, that she will never be a real success.

 

[HamFan]

Her ugly full body selfies with the dirty mirror and bed (or sometimes candid of her cats) make it appear she sleeps in a bedroom.

Ohhh, yeah. That's right-

Wait, isn't that the same shade of lilac as her "office"?

That's the same room, no?

She totally just moved back in with her dad, who's "in the process of moving out"/dying.
Correct me if I'm wrong. Sorry if I'm getting too tinfoil-y.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Ohhh, yeah. That's right-
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Wait, isn't that the same shade of lilac as her "office"?
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That's the same room, no?

She totally just moved back in with her dad, who's "in the process of moving out"/dying.
Correct me if I'm wrong. Sorry if I'm getting too tinfoil-y.

The bedroom walls are blue, and the "office' walls are lilac. In her bedroom pic, the wadded-up comforter is the same lilac as the office walls.

Yeah, color can change under different lighting conditions, but those aren't the same colors at all. They're different rooms.

 

[White Noise]

Maybe Jude is doing the whole fanhouse grift (other than to make herself feel like a "successful" streamer) is so she could basically garner herself some free goodwill from her fellow grifter peers with the old: "I'll scratch your back, if you'll scratch mine" scheme in case any of them could do her a favor/be useful somewhere down the line.

But that'll only work if any of the people Jude's subscribed to are capable of being genuinely grateful for anything, and I have the feeling that most of them are just as "grateful" with other people's money as Jude is.

 

[justspectatingigig]

I guess now is as good of a time as any to plop out a new poem:

Preferred Pronouns
By White Noise

When you live a life of endless leisure
You need to find things to complain about
What better way to derive new measure
Than to use more pronouns to obtain clout

Jude is a they, and that's all they will be
Jude is a we, because we're royalty
Jude is a her, for a woman is she
Jude us a xir, xey demand loyalty!

Try to keep up, you don't want to offend
The worst thing one can do is misgender
Spin the wheel! You better not lose, my friend
Get it right the first time or surrender

Jude's in no rush to find validity
It's a ploy to feed her cupidity

Can we please stop with these poems? They clog up the thread (like me replying to this is), add nothing new, and are plain dumb in my opinion.

 

[White Noise]

Can we please stop with these poems? They clog up the thread (like me replying to this is), add nothing new, and are plain dumb in my opinion.

Yeah, I've definitely made more than enough "poems" about how terrible Jude is and to keep going would just be gay and redundant.

 

[Big Ben]

Merch change (can she not commit to anything?)
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Who tf wants their merch on Gildan? Those are straight up shitty dollar store stiff cotton shirts that never soften. If she wants nice merch she should find a supplier that does a cotton blend, it's not as cheap but it's far more comfy. If the shirt is comfy, people will wear it more, ergo spread your brand more.

(Also blends stretch, cotton doesn't, so if you're forever gaining it would make more sense to use a type of shirt that'll give with your ever expanding waistline...)

 

[PurpleEater]

some lulz from Judy's Twitter:

you know, it's funny she keeps saying she wants to leave the fat liberation movement behind and be more than her trauma and identity, and yet this is like ALL she ever talks about. it's still her main focus and pitch point.

shut up, Jude. be grateful people are messaging you or thinking of you at all. you're a fucking NOBODY. you're not this big star boss babe CEO. you're a morbidly obese grifter who sits on their ass all day playing vidya and whining on Twitter. and you know what, sometimes to be successful, you have to put in unpaid hours and work. you have to network, show up to things when you don't feel like it, do favors, etc. that's how you earn respect in any field. it doesn't mean you have to let people take advantage of you, but it also doesn't mean you can be such a twat that you demand $$$ for the slightest hiccup.

those chins just keep on growing. she retweeted immediately this after tweeting it once. so cringe.

god these people are insufferable, entitled little fucks who deserve to work at Panera Bread full-time forever. at least that's an honest living unlike the gibmes they engage in.

 

[TurdFondler]

"If I'm gonna be the token, pay me for it"

What the FUCK? There is so much wrong. It's not only that this idealist has a price it's that the price is so laughably low too! If you cut this guy a large enough cheque he'd put on a minstrel show, jesus christ.

 

[MicrowavedApple]

Have we done a bingo card yet for Jude's streams? Below are my proposed initial entries:

-"That's valid."
-"Love that for you."
-Pronoun Check!
-Dramatic pause of gameplay to deliver two minute lecture (to someone who's already been yeeted from chat)
-Mah fibro/C-PTSD/ADHD
-Half-hearted welcome spiel to new member
-Shameless thirst over conventionally attractive male character
-"Ya'll" (said w/ blaccent)

Feel free to add or delete as you see fit. I can only make it about 20 minutes at most through her streams, but those are the most common offenders I've seen.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Have we done a bingo card yet for Jude's streams? Below are my proposed initial entries:

-"That's valid."
-"Love that for you."
-Pronoun Check!
-Dramatic pause of gameplay to deliver two minute lecture (to someone who's already been yeeted from chat)
-Mah fibro/C-PTSD/ADHD
-Half-hearted welcome spiel to new member
-Shameless thirst over conventionally attractive male character
-"Ya'll" (said w/ blaccent)

Feel free to add or delete as you see fit. I can only make it about 20 minutes at most through her streams, but those are the most common offenders I've seen.

-cats causing "chaos." This happens nearly every stream because she doesn't discipline her cats. Last night, Orion managed to cut off the audio mid stream and it took Jude what felt like 10 minutes of silence to get it back. And that was far from the first time I've seen the cats messing shit up while she streams. So much for being a professional.

-technical difficulties/underprep. She often fiddles with her overlays and camera while streaming (not sure how much other streamers do this but the ones I've watched, Jude stands out with how often something goes wonky on her streams). She also often forgets to prep for things in advance or makes mistakes when she does, just generally? It's a bit of a mess.

-raid vid/channel trailer. These vids are so cringy, just. No.

-eating on stream. If it's not some junk, it's sugary drinks. (Last night she was eating banana bread on stream, then ended the stream to order dinner.)

Those would be my additions to the list, at least the ones that happen often enough for an easy bingo.

I watched parts of her secret stream last night. I know nothing about DBD, so can't really judge her gameplay, but comparing to older streams she seems to at least have gotten better? It wasn't the worst stream, she was talking about DBD gameplay a lot so I tuned out. Near the end of the stream she got visited by Twitch's "Fairy Mod Mother" (I guess a staff played character that randomly gifts subs to streamers?) and was gifted 100 subs. Her reaction felt so forced, something about it was off. Oh, and her dad was there at one point, she was talking with him in Spanish but I don't think we saw him on screen. (Don't remember the time stamp but I think middle stream-ish?)

Here's a complimentary cap from the stream (she's eating banana bread).

While I'm at it, I saw this gem on her twitter. Did you really have to say that? Stay classy, Judy.

 

[Brussels Sprout]

That'd supposed to be an oversized flowing luxurious robe for your slender lady limbs to seductively float through. Of course our big nonbinary beefcake is hulking out the fucking arms lol. Have mercy.

Goes without saying but it's retarded as shit that she or a simp actually purchased it. I know its because tiktok trend; these zoomer consoomers are so fucking brain rottted. Where she gonna wear it? I guess to streams? Nobody is going to be tearing it off of her in a fit of passionate desire or anything, so I can only assume she's going to sit in front of the computer in her sexy femme fatale billowing red robe until it's covered in grease stains, titty sweat, and cat hair.

 

[THOTHunterAlice]

-cats causing "chaos." This happens nearly every stream because she doesn't discipline her cats. Last night, Orion managed to cut off the audio mid stream and it took Jude what felt like 10 minutes of silence to get it back. And that was far from the first time I've seen the cats messing shit up while she streams. So much for being a professional.

-technical difficulties/underprep. She often fiddles with her overlays and camera while streaming (not sure how much other streamers do this but the ones I've watched, Jude stands out with how often something goes wonky on her streams). She also often forgets to prep for things in advance or makes mistakes when she does, just generally? It's a bit of a mess.

-raid vid/channel trailer. These vids are so cringy, just. No.

-eating on stream. If it's not some junk, it's sugary drinks. (Last night she was eating banana bread on stream, then ended the stream to order dinner.)

Those would be my additions to the list, at least the ones that happen often enough for an easy bingo.

I watched parts of her secret stream last night. I know nothing about DBD, so can't really judge her gameplay, but comparing to older streams she seems to at least have gotten better? It wasn't the worst stream, she was talking about DBD gameplay a lot so I tuned out. Near the end of the stream she got visited by Twitch's "Fairy Mod Mother" (I guess a staff played character that randomly gifts subs to streamers?) and was gifted 100 subs. Her reaction felt so forced, something about it was off. Oh, and her dad was there at one point, she was talking with him in Spanish but I don't think we saw him on screen. (Don't remember the time stamp but I think middle stream-ish?)

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While I'm at it, I saw this gem on her twitter. Did you really have to say that? Stay classy, Judy.
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You know jude, most people would take not being able to get into a 3xL as a wake up call to lose weight....

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Spoiler: Reeetard tangent for nerds posted here

You know, possibly knowing people that are in the industry...

Judy's right. Her and her fellow simps /are/ changing the face of D&D.

Gary Gaygax's son has joined with a few other investors to repurchase and resurrect TSR and recreate D&D in 1e/2e styling because all parties involved have expressed exceptional displeasure in the direction the system has gone.

Said insider in the industry has experienced a huge resurgence in demand for said insider's work, as said insider does high fantasy art in the style originally used in 1e and 2e production - there has been a massive boom in people writing modules for 1e and 2e, as people stray away from 5e with its modules featuring more 'inclusive' shit and less 'high fantasy' which is what D&D once was about. And said insider has revealed that the demand for the artwork involved in the modules run by current 5e modules is on the downward trend, as many people are losing interest - artwork isn't being professionally outsourced and is going to fanart tumblrinas for steeply reduced commissions, so people like said insider won't touch it because the commission prices aren't worth their time.

The old modules and high fantasy are coming back because D&D fans are sick as shit of this crap that Judy and her ilk are doing with the system. So good job, Judy and company! You /are/ changing the face of D&D - back into what it used to be.

 

[Not me]

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oh , she is fucking fat! I know I say this every time but look at the arms! They are bigger than her head! How can her pronouns not be "fat/fatter"???? Does she not take this as a wake up call ever??? Jude, look at that profile and tell me that is a normal person not black Michelin man personified??? Of course nothing fits you, you fat fuck! How can you expect that with that body?

 

[merwitchpigRude]

It's peak narcissism.

So all narcissists have a False Self, a made-up special snowflake identity that they badly wish they were but can never be: brilliant, creative, perfect, amazing, desirable. Godlike. They require tons and tons of narcissistic supply (including but not limited to asspats, ego boosts, attention in any form, etc.) in order to prop up this delusional False Self and keep the fantasy going so they don't want to off themselves.

Because often beneath all of this egoism is deep, deep, painful shame and self-loathing, as I've sperged about several times upthread. They HATE themselves, and in Jude's case, she knows, deep down, that she's fat, ugly, boring, and untalented, which is why she fights so hard to convince you otherwise 24/7. Ever heard of "the lady doth protest too much?" That's Jude, and many narcs, in a nutshell. She has to keep screaming about how empathetic, creative, interesting, and cool she is, because otherwise, she knows absolutely NO ONE would pay her any attention, and to a narc, that feels like death.

I've noticed that many genderspecials engage in this kind of narcissistic power play so they can eternally move the goalposts, keeping themselves firmly secured in the role of victim. To be frank, most people would and will call them whatever they like so long as they're polite and contributing members of society; contrary to their eternal victim beliefs, the whole world isn't out to kill them/destroy them/misgender them. People want to go about their day and mind their business, and aside from some truly riled up bigots intent on Minecrafting them all, most normies will shrug and smile and move on if they see a trans person or genderspecial....or maybe even cringe and ignore them. It doesn't matter. If you truly like yourself, you don't need everyone else to constantly validate you.

I doth protest too much? I am your local non-binary hottie, payy mee!!

I am hot and cute and successful. Manifessstttt. If i keep saying it people will believe me.

Her twitter has even MORE new ugly dewlap selfies today (exact same poses, but thicker chinstrap chin). She tweeted that microsoft had invited her to talk about priidde inclusivity.

Wtf? These big companies must think they hit the divershitty jackpot with her and presume she is a troon. Also glad I make my living NOT from big companies that demand inclushivittty training from the likes of fakejudy.

 

[Furiosa]

Seems like I was right on my assumption that her dad still lives there. Too coincidental he always seems to be around while she’s streaming. This big bitch took peoples money to move in with Mel only to go running back to her “toxic” environment as soon as her mother kicked the bucket. If that doesn’t tell you who Jude truly is as a person, you’re fucking retarded. No amount of virtue signaling tweets can hide it.

 

[Cockyxx]

While I'm at it, I saw this gem on her twitter. Did you really have to say that? Stay classy, Judy.
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She tries to mimic that "rich wife kills husband and grieves in an expensive robe" meme.

But she just looks like a fat Mexican maid who took a break from cleaning the house and saw the robe hanging off a chair so she quickly tried it on while the wife was out doing rich woman stuff.