Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Sometimes a woman, Obese

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her solution is always always always "beg for money to buy things" instead of doing ANYTHING for herself. imagine how much your quality of life would improve if you ever fucking WALKED or WENT OUTSIDE or something jude. imagine

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i think jude is just feeling extra broke this month. she cant afford to cover her giant body in either nice clothes OR tattoos
 

MicrowavedApple

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She literally has a preteen girl fantasy of what she wants out of life. "I wanna be hot." That's it, that's all. The sum total of her life's aspiration in a nutshell.

Also, I truly do hope we get tattoo phase Jude, maybe she'll start with a fat sea creature sleeve of whales and manatees. Kind of like how Tess has Miss Piggy and Corissa has a pinup hippo.
 

Angry New Ager

Farting for God soon
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her solution is always always always "beg for money to buy things" instead of doing ANYTHING for herself. imagine how much your quality of life would improve if you ever fucking WALKED or WENT OUTSIDE or something jude. imagine

What does Jude even think physical therapy is? Because I doubt very much her ideas about what it is matches with reality.

She expects others to fix her body, without her having to exert any effort, or experience any discomfort. Being expected to do exercises to strengthen her underutilized core, or stretches to improve her flexibility, is going to be met with the same indignation and level of non compliance as telling her to lose weight. It's wasted on her.

If she started doing the most basic yoga moves, even the ones adapted for the elderly and actual disabled people, she could experience significant benefits in a short period of time—if she kept at it, and didn't abandon it because it was uncomfortable. Ditto, walking to pick up anything she normally has delivered. Ditto, taking the stairs when she gets home, instead of the elevator. You know—the most basic forms of movement most humans engage in every single day.

But not only would that be uncomfortable, especially at first; it would go against Jude's desire to be the center of attention, somebody who others have to take care of (on her terms) because she's disabled, and can't be expected to meet all the responsibilities of a normal adult human.

Jude doesn't want to get better, lest others start holding her to higher standards, and stop cutting her a million miles of slack. But she'll gladly complain about not having access to all kinds of medical care she doesn't need, or wouldn't comply with if she did.

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i think jude is just feeling extra broke this month. she cant afford to cover her giant body in either nice clothes OR tattoos

I can't see Jude getting tattoos, given that she has none so far, be it some shitty flash mermaid or pentacle or zodiac symbol, or memorial scratches to her dead siblings. I am certain she is such a wuss, she wouldn't be able to handle the pain—and can you imagine the screeching? My god; no tattoo artist, no matter how much of a scratcher, deserves that.
 

Jazz never died!

Truly epic lulz
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i think jude is just feeling extra broke this month. she cant afford to cover her giant body in either nice clothes OR tattoos
The best way to be "hot" is to not be fat. Having good clothes requires money and a good sence of fashion. Tattoos sag over time unless you know what tat styles sag less in time like Yakuza style. There is no point new "tat" styles suck. This women seems like i want i want. But doesn't think to work to get it. She will never be hot because even if you lose that weight you'll still have that fat person look.
 

JuniperFalls

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What does Jude even think physical therapy is? Because I doubt very much her ideas about what it is matches with reality.
Guarantee her idea about it has nothing to do with reality. In that same tweet she mentioned wanting "massage therapy," and she probably pictures physical therapy as being something like a day spa: lay there and relax while physical therapists give you a deep-tissue massage and maybe apply some warm rocks and an invigorating mud scrub to your skin, and all your pain will go away with no work from you. Even if she found an insurance company to pay for her to "start" physical therapy, she would never finish it. I'd only give 50 percent odds she'd even return for a second session.
 

FuckDuckSeagull

Fucking hell, Bekah.
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her solution is always always always "beg for money to buy things" instead of doing ANYTHING for herself. imagine how much your quality of life would improve if you ever fucking WALKED or WENT OUTSIDE or something jude. imagine
How ableist (or something) of you to assume Judy has the spoons to go outside in Brooklyn, where hot fat femmes are being hunted down daily.
 

Thomas Eugene Paris

Sexy, in a Howdy Doody sort of way.
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her solution is always always always "beg for money to buy things" instead of doing ANYTHING for herself. imagine how much your quality of life would improve if you ever fucking WALKED or WENT OUTSIDE or something jude. imagine

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i think jude is just feeling extra broke this month. she cant afford to cover her giant body in either nice clothes OR tattoos
Pain at "a 6/7 on the pain scale every day". Sure Jan. Take an ibuprofen and don't call me in the morning.

Jude has graced us with some of her spicy fanhouse content. View attachment 2538019
What the fuck is it about fat fucks and needing to show off their 18" long "cleavage"? It mystifies me. If anyone here who is attracted to women in general could enlighten me as to whether this is even approximating hot, please do.
 

Smiling Honeybadger

Still not giving a fuck.
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I don't expect all women to have perky full tits, but these sad sacks before the age of 30 without having children is just tragic.

No idea if these cows harbour the misconception that big tits equal desirable. Maybe it's the same delusion that a lot of fat cows have as well, that men secretly all desire them, because all men are secretly fatfetishists.

I believe there is a small kernel of truth to it. A lot of men like their ladies thicker with a particular hip waist ratio. But that means that you need to have a waist and not be shaped like a ball.
 

hateful entity

Screechy little weasel
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What the fuck is it about fat fucks and needing to show off their 18" long "cleavage"? It mystifies me. If anyone here who is attracted to women in general could enlighten me as to whether this is even approximating hot, please do.
As a wahman with interest in wahmen, I can't get my head around the fact that somebody can find those sad fat flaps appealing. I guess there are feeders and fat fetishist and those body posi people who deluded themselves into finding those sad booba attractive. Personally, I wouldn't touch them with a 10ft pole, not just because they lack every quality that make tits fun to play with, but the thought of all the sweat, body gunk and overall filth that must sit under those bellybutton-reaching flat pancakes makes me fucking shudder with disgust. 🤢
No idea if these cows harbour the misconception that big tits equal desirable. Maybe it's the same delusion that a lot of fat cows have as well, that men secretly all desire them, because all men are secretly fatfetishists.

I believe there is a small kernel of truth to it. A lot of men like their ladies thicker with a particular hip waist ratio. But that means that you need to have a waist and not be shaped like a ball.
I wouldn't even call them big tits, they just loooooooong.
And yes plenty of men find thicker gals desirable, even those without a proper body ratio, but man look at Jude - those sad boobs, the pig trotters that struggle to hold a phone, that disgusting hog face with eyes unable to fully open and enormous chins attached to it and that God-awful hair. She would be seen as plain disgusting even by those men. Hell, fetishists would have second thoughts after looking at her face and that smug expression.
 

TurdFondler

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She looks like a Hispanic mother of 5 getting ready for her annual valentine's day dick-down while her husband amps himself up with viagra and porn in the next room.

Jude would honestly have a better experience with a chiropractor. Physical therapy is a lifetime thing in lots of cases, they just teach you the exercises. There's the understanding that you'll keep doing them. There's tons of really, really good sports medicine/physio resources online because practitioners understand physio is expensive.

A chiropractor would just do some mumbo jumbo and blow smoke up her fat ass, so she'd love it.
 

Not me

It's a me, Meeoow!
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Holy fucking shit! She is way younger and has already grandma tits. Jezuz! I can't believe this. Wear a fucking bra for every day in the week (maybe except for one) and fix your fucking posture. Whoever finds this hot would also fuck a tree hole. She is what? 24?
 

Mealy Mouth Spittle

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As a wahman with interest in wahmen, I can't get my head around the fact that somebody can find those sad fat flaps appealing. I guess there are feeders and fat fetishist and those body posi people who deluded themselves into finding those sad booba attractive. Personally, I wouldn't touch them with a 10ft pole, not just because they lack every quality that make tits fun to play with, but the thought of all the sweat, body gunk and overall filth that must sit under those bellybutton-reaching flat pancakes makes me fucking shudder with disgust. 🤢

I wouldn't even call them big tits, they just loooooooong.
And yes plenty of men find thicker gals desirable, even those without a proper body ratio, but man look at Jude - those sad boobs, the pig trotters that struggle to hold a phone, that disgusting hog face with eyes unable to fully open and enormous chins attached to it and that God-awful hair. She would be seen as plain disgusting even by those men. Hell, fetishists would have second thoughts after looking at her face and that smug expression.
Most fat fetishists still like their big girls to have a pretty face. Those, like Jude, who carry a lot of fat in the face wouldn't be seen as attractive by them. She's not Virgie Tovar levels of ugly, but she's definitely an uggo.
 

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