Judgement day is upon us kiwis - The day of reckoning is here. Move to Canada ASAP

[Deadwaste]

It's Tuesday November 8th, 2016. The sky grows dark as the race to the White House gets closer and closer to a long, stabby ending I guess. We either have an old cheese puff that was stuck in the couch for a few weeks and grew sentient or the first reptilian president that looks like a hideous woman. Get out while you still can.

 

[millais]

Anyone who runs away to Canadia is a pussywhipped draft dodger. If you're not gearing up for the long awaited Race War, regardless of affiliation (white, colored, or skeeltn, as it may be), you're doing it wrong.

 

[ICametoLurk]

THEY"RE NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

REMEMBER KIWIS, TAKE TEN!

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I AM A SON OF THE WEST, AND I SHALL STAY AND FIGHT THE BARBARIAN HORDES TILL MY LAST BREATH, TO AVENGE DEAR MOTHER EUROPA!!!​

 

[Curt Sibling]

As a snotty Brit, I will drink tea, and cringe as America, our dearest offspring goes mental and tears itself apart.

 

[StarvingAutist]

whoever wins, expect tons of milk from the people who voted for the loser.

 

[King_Scrotus]

I am at least swaddled beneath the maddened hoards of angry militiamen of the south, should Hilary ever come for our guns, I know that the great endless war that it starts will be the true end that fate had planned for me.

 

[Pikimon]

Break out your buckets and hold them to the sky, for a bountiful harvest of salt shall bless us for generations to come.

 

[Joan Nyan]

I don't think either candidate will be that bad

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

No matter which candidate is elected, I have come to accept the hand that fate has dealt us as a nation and a people, for, to quote Young Frankenstein, if politics teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.

This is fine.

Everything will be fine.

Spoiler

 

[Randy Lahey]

if any of you fags run away to canada i will track you down and make you move back to the states

 

[DumbDosh]

I can't wait for the explosion of pissed off rage from whoever loses, Wednesday will be like a political outrage christmas.

 

[HG 400]

If Clinton wins all the Trump voters will move to Canada.
If Trump wins all the Clinton voters will be moved back to Mexico.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

This is like early Christmas. The tears and milk shall flow!

 

[PT 404]

We all win today, friends. Welcome to rock bottom. Now, time to chug gin.

 

[Deadwaste]

It's still dark outside. It's fucking raining. That's a bad omen. Wiccan magic or some fucking Voodoo, protect me from this election!

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

It's still dark outside. It's fucking raining. That's a bad omen. Wiccan magic or some fucking Voodoo, protect me from this election!

Too late, the witches are all voting Shrillary!

 

[Deadwaste]

Too late, the witches are all voting Shrillary!

Fuck!

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Fuck!

Sorry, man!

 

[Bugaboo]

All you fuckers stay out of my country and deal with your own mess