Jürgen Conings International Manhunt (Update: Body found in woods) - Belgian Boogaloo

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there is nothing that can kill a man in the belgian forests in late spring. Its a lush land full of clean springs and berries. the only risk is building a fire over ww2 ammo dumps.(thats a real danger).
Never underestimate someones ability to die in the most retarded way possible , he could trip on a branch and hit his neck just right on a rock/the ground and die
 

DumbDude42

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there is nothing that can kill a man in the belgian forests in late spring. Its a lush land full of clean springs and berries. the only risk is building a fire over ww2 ammo dumps.(thats a real danger).
>get stuck or lost in the woods, run out of supplies, die of thirst
>eat funny looking berries, get dysentery, shit your brains out and die to dehydration
>get mauled by wild boar (unlikely and rare, but people can actually get killed by these)

it's possible
 

Stoneheart

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>get stuck or lost in the woods, run out of supplies, die of thirst
that cant happen in european woods. there is always some cleanish water close by, there is also enough rain to stay hydrated.

>eat funny looking berries, get dysentery, shit your brains out and die to dehydration
thats not likely, everyone knows what kind of berries are eatable in the wild. mushrooms are a bigger problem, but there are just some problematic ones.

>get mauled by wild boar (unlikely and rare, but people can actually get killed by these)
that can happen and its the right time of year, but he has a gun.
 

Snekposter

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>get stuck or lost in the woods, run out of supplies, die of thirst
>eat funny looking berries, get dysentery, shit your brains out and die to dehydration
>get mauled by wild boar (unlikely and rare, but people can actually get killed by these)

it's possible
Please. There's no boar in European forests. They all got hunted down for sport and food during the Middle Ages.

(Only half-joking, but European forests are indeed bare compared to US ones. Even down in urbanized-as-hell Orange County news articles would crop up every year or so about a hiker in the local natural park getting mauled by a mountain lion.)
 

DumbDude42

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Please. There's no boar in European forests. They all got hunted down for sport and food during the Middle Ages.

(Only half-joking, but European forests are indeed bare compared to US ones. Even down in urbanized-as-hell Orange County news articles would crop up every year or so about a hiker in the local natural park getting mauled by a mountain lion.)
no. wild boars are quite abundant in europe, so much that they're considered an annoying pest in many places. they regularly venture out of the woods and ruin peoples gardens and farmland with their digging.

wild animals getting hunted to extinction in europe was mostly a thing for predators that people wanted to get rid of because they were a threat to farmers livestock, and because they sometimes competed with human hunters for prey. wolves and bears got exterminated for this reason, lynx too, but not boars. they're prime hunting targets today, because now that there's no natural predators around, their population will grow explosively unless hunters keep it in check.
 

Male Idiot

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Wild boar is confirmed in Hungary and still tasty.

That said, what if thia guy is already in Russia with some intel he has to sell?

If I wanted to get rich on military secrets, this would be one hell of a distraction.
 

Badungus Kabungus

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Wild boar is confirmed in Hungary and still tasty.

That said, what if thia guy is already in Russia with some intel he has to sell?

If I wanted to get rich on military secrets, this would be one hell of a distraction.
Belgians have military secrets? Or rather, Belgians have military secrets that the Russians don't know?

I can see that debriefing right now. "Tell us where are the strategic waffle stockpiles are and we will give you a dacha like Putin's." Also, yes, wild boar is delicious.
 

tulskij_tochnyj

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If this was some random joe blow soldier , id say that he's dead in the woods and won't be found for a few years , but if this guy is spec ops then hell theres no telling where hes at , hes probably got stashes of gear around the forest/country. Dude was in the middle east so hes probably well versed in guerrilla warfare. My bet is that hes long gone and has probably stashed the weapons far away from himself and the forest where the cops are looking.
I doubt that he has stashed more weapons. Its easy to notice that some guns are missing in the armory, but good luck with an officer pilfering small quantities of ammo, blasting caps or secondary explosives over time (especially if those are being used in field exercises).
 

Male Idiot

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Belgians have military secrets? Or rather, Belgians have military secrets that the Russians don't know?

I can see that debriefing right now. "Tell us where are the strategic waffle stockpiles are and we will give you a dacha like Putin's." Also, yes, wild boar is delicious.

They are in NATO so I assume at least he can confirm some things for the Russians/Chinese-s.
 

Badungus Kabungus

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They are in NATO so I assume at least he can confirm some things for the Russians/Chinese-s.
He'd be able to confirm some past operations and such, yeah. Overall I doubt he'll have much knowledge of current internal logistics though, it's out of his scope. Logistics information is usually more valuable than information about their equipment, most of which is available online or in Jane's.
 

Serbian Peacekeepers

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I doubt that he has stashed more weapons. Its easy to notice that some guns are missing in the armory, but good luck with an officer pilfering small quantities of ammo, blasting caps or secondary explosives over time (especially if those are being used in field exercises).
its Europe so illegal guns aren't hard to get , plus if he had any co-conspirators if they had been getting guns too it wouldnt take long to get a decent stash
 

Real Gay Autist

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Some updates from the Flemish media [source], though nothing exciting:
  • 29-30 May 2021: A search was carried out in Stalken, Zutendaal.
  • 30 May 2021: Police officers from the Federal Police and the Special Forces again searched Dilser Forest in the Hoge Kempen National Park near Lanklaar (the forest near where his vehicle was found) with the assistance of helicopters and drones.
  • 1 June 2021: Belgian media report that, before he went AWOL, JC withdrew the maximum daily cash allowance from his account, 3,000 Euros.
  • 3 June 2021: Another search in Lanklaar, this time on an industrial estate and some residential areas. The Belgian Ministry of Defence starts proceedings to formally remove JC from his rank and position. By far the most exciting thing that happens is that a guy shows his asscrack during a live report the story.
So, yeah. Pretty much nothing has happened.

What I hadn't thought of before is how the area where he abandoned his vehicle is so close to the Dutch and then German borders. He could have got into Germany pretty quickly, meanwhile the Belgians are still searching in the forest. I guess his note indicates that he will come back to Belgium at some point to carry out the attack.
 

JohnDoe

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What I hadn't thought of before is how the area where he abandoned his vehicle is so close to the Dutch and then German borders. He could have got into Germany pretty quickly, meanwhile the Belgians are still searching in the forest. I guess his note indicates that he will come back to Belgium at some point to carry out the attack.
It's possible that the note, the abandoned car, the weapons, all of it was part of some kind of psyop to misdirect the search efforts. I don't think it would be too far fetched, it's a pretty basic tactic, not 4-dimension chess or anything. I'm sure that such methods were at least discussed in his training.
 

Lemmingwise

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I’m shocked they still haven’t found this guy yet. I wonder what happens if he never actually conducts any attacks. Will he become the Sam Hyde of Europe every time something bad happens?
Did the guy ever exist at all?

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attractive_pneumonia

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It's possible that the note, the abandoned car, the weapons, all of it was part of some kind of psyop to misdirect the search efforts. I don't think it would be too far fetched, it's a pretty basic tactic, not 4-dimension chess or anything. I'm sure that such methods were at least discussed in his training.
I think people overestimate how effective police and military are during manhunts. Its actually quite easy to disappear into the milleu of a city, this guy can just do the car stuff and head to a major metro area and set up shop in a vacant house or whatever and ride out a few months until that "medical professional" he hates so much returns to a normal routine and then just blow him up then. The European governments can't get the fucking migrants under control, why people think they would be able to easily find a guy who actually blends in with the population in a time period of masking and shit is beyond me.
 

DJ Grelle

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Just aday or so ago they found his bag (with piles of munition), near the car where they found the rocketlaunchers. How tf did they miss that in the first sweep?
Because the belgian government is an incomptent joke.
Reminder that we have four (4) (vier, quatre) ministers of environmental affairs for a country about the size of Maryland.
The NYPD has more men than the entire Belgian army.
 

Lemmingwise

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, this guy can just do the car stuff and head to a major metro area and set up shop in a vacant house or whatever and ride out a few months until that "medical professional" he hates so much returns to a normal routine and then just blow him up then

Or he killed himself in the ocean or he is living abroad. How long will hr cause the guy to live in fear and for people to reconsider being globalist puppets?

Because the belgian government is an incomptent joke.
Reminder that we have four (4) (vier, quatre) ministers of environmental affairs for a country about the size of Maryland.
The NYPD has more men than the entire Belgian army.
Greater netherlands when? Nvm we are a joke too.
 

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