Juggalos - ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN?!

[PvtRichardCranium]

DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TIL I'M DEAD IN THA GROUND!
Spoilered because some people have kids around.

Spoiler

Okay, now that we've gotten that over with. Juggalos are people who think they're thug because they listen to white clowns rapping. Even though the band themselves has pointed out that the whole thing is just a joke, they take it way too seriously. They have been known to defend people who kill others, just because those people are Juggalos.

The Dark Carnival has amassed a large amount of followers. Unfortunately all of those followers are fucking retarded.

TERRIBLE THINGS JUGGALOS HAVE DONE

Ruined the sequel to Heavy Metal by having an ICP song in Heavy Metal 2000
A Juggalo went into a bar and killed a bunch of people with a butcher knife while dressed up in clown makeup. Other Juggalos then defended him.
There is a splinter faction of Nazi Juggalos.
Had kids, let their kids die.
Misunderstood how magnets operate.I'm sorry.

A Juggalo couple gave birth to a child and she died shortly after taking it's first breaths. This was most likely caused due to the mothers drinking and drug use during the pregnancy. At the funeral, they dressed Annabelle up in ICP paraphernalia. she is buried that way to this day.
The following picture is very disturbing. It is a photo of Annabelle shortly before burial.

Spoiler

Shitty parents that are fans of shitty rappers. Also, Chris is down with the clown.

Discuss.

 

[c-no]

Seeing these guys compared to bronies all I can say is: WTF am I reading? Juggalo's defend a juggalo who massacred people in a bar with a butcher knife. A nazi splinter group of Juggalo's. Had kids and let them die, with one being buried in ICP stuff. All I knew was that it was a two man band that rapped in clown make up and I've heard of the fans but never knew of their antics. Also the pictures OP posted. Why did I even look at both of them?

*Edit: That baby deserves a better funeral and parents. She shouldn't be buried in ICP merchandise.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Seeing these guys compared to bronies all I can say is: WTF am I reading? Juggalo's defend a juggalo who massacred people in a bar with a butcher knife. A nazi splinter group of Juggalo's. Had kids and let them die, with one being buried in ICP stuff. All I knew was that it was a two man band that rapped in clown make up and I've heard of the fans but never knew of their antics. Also the pictures OP posted. Why did I even look at both of them?

*Edit: That baby deserves a better funeral and parents. She shouldn't be buried in ICP merchandise.

They're as easy to troll as Bronies. Just say "ICP Sucks" and they'll flip the fuck out.

 

[c-no]

Seeing these guys compared to bronies all I can say is: WTF am I reading? Juggalo's defend a juggalo who massacred people in a bar with a butcher knife. A nazi splinter group of Juggalo's. Had kids and let them die, with one being buried in ICP stuff. All I knew was that it was a two man band that rapped in clown make up and I've heard of the fans but never knew of their antics. Also the pictures OP posted. Why did I even look at both of them?

*Edit: That baby deserves a better funeral and parents. She shouldn't be buried in ICP merchandise.

They're as easy to troll as Bronies. Just say "ICP Sucks" and they'll flip the fuck out.

Would they respond similarly to bronies (i.e. love and tolerate for bronies, I'll kill you *or whatever they say* for juggalos.) I don't have an interest in trolling but I wonder if juggalo's try to make youtube videos threatening critics and acting tough to those who don't like ICP.

 

[Null]

sorry, but

People and groups you don't like aren't automatically lolcows. The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny. Anything else gets locked.

We're getting another influx of threads that have nothing to do with lolcows and it's just threads like "hey fuck these people in particular."

update: unlocking but supply some substance or something jesus

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

unlocking but supply some substance or something jesus

I'm still looking for this video where this guy tries to call all of the juggalos to arms or something like that. It was actually what introduced me to them.

Well... there's this.

I'm still looking for this video where this guy tries to call all of the juggalos to arms or something like that. It was actually what introduced me to them.

FOUND IT!

He called metalheads Juggalos. What a fucking queefburger.

 

[Bob's Fries]

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DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TIL I'M DEAD IN THA GROUND!

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Good fucking lord, I had a heartattack when I saw this dude sucking off the fatass. My little sister was right behind me doing her own thing. When she noticed I spazzed like a retard trying to close it, she asked what I saw. Goddammit, dude. Thanks for reminding me to go on this site in a private place.

But on a serious note, how does something like the ICP shit attract such trash?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm still looking for this video where this guy tries to call all of the juggalos to arms or something like that. It was actually what introduced me to them.

FOUND IT!
[youtube]hltbQph-_zQ[/youtube]

He called metalheads Juggalos. What a fucking queefburger.

I can think of so much else that's wrong in this video (i.e. he says that Juggalos aren't a cult. Well if that's the case, then why do they act like it is?!)

Also, I think this is appropriate to the topic at hand:
[youtube]A83TC27Lrqg[/youtube]

Not even the Juggalos are safe from OPL's dirty crapped graps.

 

[c-no]

I can think of so much else that's wrong in this video (i.e. he says that Juggalos aren't a cult. Well if that's the case, then why do they act like it is?!)

Also, I think this is appropriate to the topic at hand:
[youtube]A83TC27Lrqg[/youtube]

Not even the Juggalos are safe from OPL's dirty crapped graps.

One thing I'll say: imagine if Chris found a juggalo sweet-heart or tried to find one amongst the juggalos.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

But on a serious note, how does something like the ICP shit attract such trash?

It gives them a group to be apart of. They can be themselves around their brethren because they're all just a bunch of clowns.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

One thing I'll say: imagine if Chris found a juggalo sweet-heart or tried to find one amongst the juggalos.

That should be a "What If" topic someday.

 

[Mr. 0]

One thing I'll say: imagine if Chris found a juggalo sweet-heart or tried to find one amongst the juggalos.

That should be a "What If" topic someday.

For all we know, it probably already was.

 

[cypocraphy]

In the future when NASA stars colonizing space, they need to find juggalos their own planet.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Some people sure make some all-time lows during their stay in the planet.

 

[Night Terror]

In the future when NASA stars colonizing space, they need to find juggalos their own planet.

They'll call it the Dark Carnival.

 

[The Dude]

When you're Down Wit da Clown you bury your baby in a Coleman cooler.

 

[bradsternum]

In the future when NASA stars colonizing space, they need to find juggalos their own planet.

Or we could just send them off in a rocket, telling them they'll end up on their own planet, but in reality, it'll blow up when it gets far enough away from Earth.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

The worst part about the parents of that kid who died is that the mom ended up on the radio shortly thereafter complaining about he she didn't get some sort of ICP merchandise or something. She shrugged off the mention of her dead kid to complain that the radio station hadn't given her a prize she'd won or something like that.

Also there's this:

 

[Zim]

Good lord. ICP is still a thing?

 

[Thetan]

I can think of so much else that's wrong in this video (i.e. he says that Juggalos aren't a cult. Well if that's the case, then why do they act like it is?!)

Also, I think this is appropriate to the topic at hand:
[youtube]A83TC27Lrqg[/youtube]

Not even the Juggalos are safe from OPL's dirty crapped graps.

One thing I'll say: imagine if Chris found a juggalo sweet-heart or tried to find one amongst the juggalos.

Like everything else Fatty does, it's obvious that he put the minimal effort into this. He made this for a gal pal, but he didn't even bother to redo it when he mush-mouthed the lyrics in several places.

Also, is it just me, or is he obviously starting to get out of breath about mid way through the video?