Careercow JuggaloSmoker100 -

[Zorceror44]

So this kid, this fucking kid thinks that he is the new Eminem. He has no flow, looks like a caveman and calls himself "Smoker" despite the fact that he probably has never had a single cigarette in his life. And do you want to know what is the best part? He is a juggalo. Thats right

Here is a couple more of his rap videos.

 

[Null]

that voice/face mismatch.

 

[cluelessly]

The internet is the worst thing to happen to socially confused children going through their awkward phase

 

[Seahorses]

His first video made me dizzy.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

His name is really unfortunate. It sounds like an online alternative porn alias.

 

[LordCustos3]

Maybe he "smokes" Juggalos the same way a cocksmoker "smokes" cocks.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm offended, Cavemen don't sound like 9-year olds failing to sound like Jay-Z.

 

[The Joker]

He looks like he suffers from white suburban kid syndrome.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Kill the haters.

 

[Ouija Board]

This was painful. Dude has no rhythm and is all over the place, not to mention that none of his lines don't rhyme. I don't listen to rap but I know there are the same basic rules in that music as with other forms of music.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I thought this was going to be about a guy who "Smokes" juggalos with his nines and AK's, instead its just another kid smokin' the clown pole.

 

[PickledNiggo]

I watch Tosh.0 too

 

[Duke Nukem]

I couldn't make it through a minute of the first one. No rhythm, flow, or structure to these raps whatsoever.

Was this how Tyce was when he was younger?

 

[stampface]

First of all, this kid has a shitty taste in beats. They're too generic sounding, the drums don't pop, and the bass is almost nonexistent, though that may be the fault of the recording. Second of all, I'm tackling his actual rapping. He always starts rapping before the beat drops, so he's bound to sound off, he makes absolutely no attempt at being on-beat, his flow plain doesn't exist, his lyrics are dreadful and make no attempt to rhyme, his delivery is more monotone than William Shatner, and he just sounds like an asshole that just discovered rap from his white trash clown overlords. I think I covered all the bases.

 

[Dilbertmann]

I couldn't make it through a minute of the first one. No rhythm, flow, or structure to these raps whatsoever.

Was this how Tyce was when he was younger?

Now that you mention it, I'd hate to see the guy do a cover of "Marine Trained Teen".

 

[Duke Nukem]

Now that you mention it, I'd hate to see the guy do a cover of "Marine Trained Teen".

I don't really listen to rap, and even I know how rap music is supposed to sound and feel. Personally I think Tyce is better at it, but that isn't saying much.

 

[DN 420]

I've seen this guy here and there for awhile now. Does anybody have anything other than these videos about him?

 

[Dastardlydeviant]

one day this kid is going to look back on his life and llllllaugh. and soon there after break down into a hysterical crying fit. (don't ask me why he's ginger now it's just what had happened)

 

[KFC]

This kid's probably from some hillbilly town.

Anyways, he doesn't seem like much of a lolcow. A bunch of kids have done/said a lot of stupid shit on YouTube and either fade away (Pimpinmasterdx and Sushi654) and or regret what they did in their past (Cybertoad707).

Either way, this kid's pretty funny.