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Let's say, hypothetically, that you were a fat man in his mid 40's with a mountain of crippling debt who lived in his mothers house. What might you do? Might you find yourself a job to help your mother out? Maybe try your hand at working retail to get a little spending money for your nerdy hobbies? Maybe even go to some shows and make friends who you can network with and possibly find yourself a significant other and some scant meaning from a meaningless life?

Nah, how about you take up crossdressing while alternatively ebegging and cosying up to other fat losers like Timothy Whitbeck and Jonathon Holiday.

Meet Bill Knispel, a fat failure of a man who decided to try lifes' #easymode by confusing his fetish with his identity. Bill is your typical troon: He identifies as Goth, plays Pathfinder and video games, loves little girl shit, and has a singular autistic obsession in "prog rock". He also takes all kinds of gross pictures on Twitter from his mothers home for sad fags like Timothy to spank it over. But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Bill used to be a normal man. He worked at a RadioShack-esque store in New Jersey and played at being a photographer for random bands. He ran a blog doing reviews on prog rock bands when he wasn't writing essays on livejournal. He actually had friends according to some of his older posts!


At some point though, things changed in him. I am not judging him for being gay. But by his own admission he used to steal womens panties and lipstick just like some other important figures in history. But according to Bill's own testimony, some specific things made him turn into a tranny:

• having sex with men
• getting married and then divorced
• saying he hated the penis he regularly masturbated
• seeing Rocky Horror Picture Show (of course!)
• getting cancer

Oh yeah. Try that one on for size. One of the big catalysts was getting up on stage during a midnight showing of Rocky. Another was having cancer and giving him an excuse to prance around in dresses because his regular clothes didn't fit anymore. But of course, it wasn't enough to be gay. He had an unnatural obsession with women, and to make himself feel better for being gay started claiming he was a lesbian. But what lesbian would want him? Why... only other lesbians like him, who were also closeted men with sissy fetishes who liked to talk about the "kinky" sex they never had. But here, let's let Bill spell out his transness for you all


There's a lot of information to sift through. Bill has a ton of sites that I haven't even begun to dig in to yet, but rest assured it will be full of the same breathless, poorly written nonsense you've seen already. That he thinks this is an identity and not the closeted obsession it is is absurd. The fact that he's on track to be yet another of Toren's victims is probably the fate that he deserves. Because if all the twitter talk about being Toren's new "wife" is to be believed, that fat drunk is going to make another cross country trip as soon as Phil gets booted from his apartment to mooch off yet one more sad man living at his mothers.




tl;dr - Bill's a self hating closeted queer who is using the new popular trend to justify to himself that he's not actually gay.

links:
https://twitter.com/XYcyberjulie/
http://juliesdenofantiquity.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/Julie-Knispel-357536694691597/
https://www.facebook.com/juliette.knispel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXVmte2PPpk5r0UOmTKLx0A/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
https://medium.com/@juliettealexandriaknispel
https://www.instagram.com/julieknispel/
https://medium.com/@julieknispel
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/56926770-julie-knispel
https://www.blogger.com/profile/15307060382874039990
http://www.geocities.ws/prjt2501/imnota.htm
http://prjt2501.livejournal.com/
https://www.last.fm/user/prjt2501
http://paizo.com/people/prjt2501

Email:
bill.knispel@gmail.com

Don't open this

Glad to see after the big cancer scare he put most of that weight back on. I'm going to go throw up now.

Update 3/7:
Knispel is dead: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/juliu...peaktranarchy-xycyberjulie.36689/post-8487637