Off-Topic July 4th Midterms: Australatina - Former Dictator Spudman on life support after botched genital mutilation

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Which Party Has Australatina's Confidence?

  • Communion Catolicos

    Votes: 8 10.3%
  • Derecha Republicana

    Votes: 18 23.1%
  • Anglican Union

    Votes: 9 11.5%
  • Union Verde

    Votes: 9 11.5%
  • Write-In

    Votes: 34 43.6%

  • Total voters
    78
  • Poll closed .

Adamska

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Over two years ago, the Federal Republic of Australatina was freed from the grip of Maoism and government mismanagement due to Operation Bolivar. The country has had a trying two years, as a broken economy slowly began to heal, primarily thanks to new US businesses that set up facilities there to exploit the cheap labor force. Despite this, there are still problems aplenty.

Caciques have exploited the newly freed market and have gathered a lot of power as oligarchs, abusing their soft and hard power with small private armies. Police corruption due to centralized mismanagement is still rampant, as is the drug running operation that have plagued the country since the 1990s. But despite this, the simmering tension between Ciscadian and Austrolatines have eased at their lowest since the 1960s; the surprise win by the Anglican Union, bilingualism legislation, and the combined suffering both ethnicities faced under the misrule of the POM being the cause of this rapprochement.

Regardless, the time has come to give the government its vote of confidence. Four parties have arranged funds to stand for elections, each with a newly revised plan to take Australatina into a new dawn.

Communion Catolicos: Representing both Centrism and Christian Democracy, the Communion Catolicos became the chief opposition party to the newly incumbent Presidency and Premiership. Still headed by Padre Ricardo Valero, the Communion's main stances are to try to ease back some of the economic reforms, finding the crash capitalist program started by Premier de Mayo partially responsible for the famine of 2017. They seek to create a stable country that all children of God can find pleasant.

Derecha Republicana: Under the leadership of Premier de Mayo, the Right Republican Party went from a wide stable of dissidents into a viable political force. An admirer of President Trump, Guillermo de Mayo is responsible for a new bilateral trade agreement with the United States, opening the country to United States goods and businesses for the first time in over fifteen years. This populist party is polarizing due to industry hiccups, but seen as an active force in politics.

Anglican Union: Originally a party solely for los Ciscadios, the Anglican Union gained wide appreciation from the Indigenos community for representing a voice of a Federal, rather than a Central, authority. President Davis has grown into his own, but the famine last year has damaged the Right Coalition as he and de Mayo's parties have been called. The party still is pushing for Federalism, wanting to rebalance the Provinces' powers with the still strong central Government. Rumors have leaked out that the AU and DR may fuse into one ticket, which has those on the left of the AU agitated.

Union Verde: Originally a party for Indigenos by Indigenos, the left wing Forest's Union as it was called during its first election has grown into the party of the Left. The complete collapse of Partida Liberal ensured that the two would fuse together favoring the newly named Green Union. Their main efforts are again in reconstructing the environment, mainly in ripping apart the "Roads to Nowhere" that routinely damaged the forests and rolling scrublands of the nation. They also seek to modernize factories (retooled from making signs) by giving them carbon scrubbers. Besides this, they seek to open more freedoms for the people.

Lastly, there are the caciques, who often have their own agenda and can easily sway elections. Two of note include Jose D'Acero and Randall Lahey, both former KOFO operatives that grew rich off of the opened economy in the steel and housing industry respectively.

It has brought much joy to the Federal Republic to note that Las Papas, as former strongman Philip Delici is known by in their circles, is on death's door after he mutilated his own genitals in some desperate plea for attention.
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tl;dr continue to vote on who's supposed to fix Phil's shitty country.
 
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Tragi-Chan

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Toren put his name forward, pledging to revive the country’s moribund sugarcane industry in the hope of reducing Autismland’s dependence on foreign vodka, paint thinners and floor polish. Less popular has been the suggestion that the rum be sold at a penny per liter. When asked how this was viable, Ms Valimir replied, “Bleeeereuuuurrrgh!” A break in proceedings was called until the mess could be cleaned up.
 

NIGGO KILLA

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SIEG ZEON

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Broseph Stalin

Smoke a Fed for St. Herkster
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Uber AnCap Fuher Broseph Stalin writes in his Hoppean Ultranationalist CIS Separatist Purity 88th Death Squad Party (Better known as the HUCSP88DSP)

HUCSP88DSP promises better living conditions for the CIS minority and those that reside at the CISacadia White Banks. Broseph Stalin knows what it's like! He lived there too, after having to flee from Skeletonia when his evil shemale sister Brosephina ousted him from power! Such leadership will attempt to bridge the social gap between the troons and the oppressed CISpeoples of Australatina, ushering in a golden age of peace and prosperity.

And by all of that, I mean we're going to collectivize under one banner to throw troons into camps for mass extermination.
 

Adamska

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overnight coup d'etat,:trump::deagle::philthy:
Oh, this is actually a sequel to an old game I ran here. In Kiwi quarters, his third world country has been free of this moron for two years and the only thing he can and will do is bounce and squeak in frustration.
I already bought the election with half a Chipotle coupon to the ballot counter so it doesn't matter whose running.
So fitting given that at the moment the caciques seem to be rallying under one independent banner right now, since that's how I'm treating write-ins. When I inevitably do 2020's elections remind me to treat this option as KOFO itself.
Uber AnCap Fuher Broseph Stalin writes in his Hoppean Ultranationalist CIS Separatist Purity 88th Death Squad Party (Better known as the HUCSP88DSP)

HUCSP88DSP promises better living conditions for the CIS minority and those that reside at the CISacadia White Banks. Broseph Stalin knows what it's like! He lived there too, after having to flee from Skeletonia when his evil shemale sister Brosephina ousted him from power! Such leadership will attempt to bridge the social gap between the troons and the oppressed CISpeoples of Australatina, ushering in a golden age of peace and prosperity.

And by all of that, I mean we're going to collectivize under one banner to throw troons into camps for mass extermination.
Right then, so D'Acero is doing some counter-purging of Maoistas and Las Papas' "elite" operatives. Makes sense given that I'm using Romania and the USSR as examples for how a recently freed Autistan would act.
 

Adamska

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Derecha Republicana. Viva la Revoluci`on!!
:stickup::philthy::trump:
...is there a political flag for it?
I'm not that good at designing logos for parties, but any enterprising Kiwi with time on their hands are perfectly free to do that for any of the parties if they want to.
 

Adamska

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That's not the True and Honest flag tho. This is the flag for Australatina, as according to Spudman himself pre-Antifa autism:

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It's also the one I'm using, just like how I'm only using one of his earlier maps for the electoral map and ignoring his sub-province/prefecture shit that makes things unreadable. Phil regularly edits his shitty imaginationland to be worse with each iteration, and regularly forgets shit he's done with it since it's just there for him to escape to.
 

Deadpool

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Victor Von Doom leader of glorious Latveria has appointed me to announce that he fully supports and endorses Derecha Republicana. Should they win the election he is open to expanded trade, and diplomatic relations. However should the party lose...well let us hope they don't lose.

He's also willing to pay for the head of former leader Phil Delici-Haskins.
 

Deadpool

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Phil was never the leader. At best he is the Joseph Goebbels to Jennifer Lopez's Hitler.
Regardless Lord Doom would like to purchase his head. Something about attaching it to a suckling pig at a banquet and seeing if anyone notices, or bronzeing it to use that god awful nose ring as a door knocker.
 

Adamska

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Seems like the caciques are calling the shots for this election so far, followed by Derecha Republicana.
 

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