July 7th 2013 Facebook Update - One-horse town -

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spaps

I'LL FUCK YOU OFF AT NO COST
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Sorry if this has been posted on that big 150+ page Facebook thread already. I haven't been on the Chris forum in ages.
 

Himawari

Nigga that's kawaii
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Re: July 7th 2013 Facebook Update

Lipstick on a skeleton???

Isn't the idiom lipstick on a pig? :? Oh Chris.
 

potrzebie

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I wonder where he got the skeleton. Maybe he had some old Halloween decorations, and he'd already popped Officer Nasty and Kimmi.
 

asperhes

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It's interesting how his admiration for Charlottesville has eroded over time. He used to love parroting the Chamber of Commerce party line about the positives of his city, playing up Thomas Jefferson and all that. He bolstered his ego by conflating his identity with that of his city--"If you diss me, you diss Cville." All that is gone now. It's just a town full of corrupted and snooty individuals.
 

DrChristianTroy

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The thing is it isn't lacking young people. Has he forgotten the colleges he used to putz around? Not for nothing but it's not like the area surrounding colleges immediately becomes a sea of retirement communities.

Of course considering his current lifestyle Ruckersville and Charlottesville consists of his house, McDonald's and Sheetz.
 

potrzebie

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I wonder how his disillusionment with Charlottesville has affected his opinion of Cwcville?

And just like 22 year old Chris still acted like he was 13, 30 year old Chris still thinks he's a young person.
 

NiggoFiggo

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Young adults are there chris you are just socially inept to fit in. Also you are 31 years old its time to start moving away from young adults.
 

BillRiley

Good GOD, my emotions!
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So I guess it's okay to dis C-ville now that Chris isn't a "c-villian" anymore.
 

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And Barb's whispers of "It's us against the world" sink their tendrils into Chris's brain just a bit more.
 

potrzebie

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When has Chris ever showed compassion for another person, without bitching and expecting something in return?

It amuses me that he classes the entirety of those cities as being socially inept. All those people with friends, jobs and families.

It's just like when he used to call trolls "naive" and that they should "grow up". He uses any term directed at himself, and directs it at other people.

They're not socially inept, Chris. They just don't want to waste their time socialising with a selfish spiteful 30 year old crossdresser.
 

HandBanana

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potrzebie said:
They're not socially inept, Chris. They just don't want to waste their time socialising with a selfish spiteful 30 year old crossdresser.

Especially when his idea of socializing is sitting in a McDonalds playing his Vita all day.
 

potrzebie

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One-horse town isn't a CWCism. It's widely used, or at least was amongst the older folk.

It really surprises me that people haven't heard the saying before.
 

Ron_Swanson

"Please and Thank you."
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^^^^^^^Maybe he means the bit about putting lipstick on a skeleton?


does this mean he's going out now? or is he speaking from memory, here.
 

Pikimon

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What strikes me is that as if Chris would ever dare to move away from the safe and familiar bubble that is Ruckersville, he's complaining for the sake of complaining.
 

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If I wasn't so lazy and my computer worked I'd make a news article about how C-ville was voted the most autistic-friendly city in the nation then claim it and the areas around it are home to some of the most prolific autists in a list of names that Chris would be mysteriously missing from.

Then nothing would happen because Chris hates reading.
 

Mr. 0

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I'm surprised he didn't mention anything about Midlothian, considering he has bitched about how "if he hadn't left, life would be bettar".
 
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