Kiwi Farms
rob here really quick commanders AWOL but just a quick bulletin
if you live anywhere within this area and you are willing to let the WDG team crash at your house for a day during mid to late July while we do a road trip please send an email to deaglenationofficial@gmail.com with the word "safehouse" in the subject line along with your address and phone # (so we can keep in touch and let you know when we'll be swingin by, we WILL give you several days notice!!!!!!!!!!!) we obviously won't disclose either and will in fact keep said information in a 256-bit SHA encrypted fingerprint-locked burn safe in the trunk of our vehicle and swear a vow of silence because we aren't 4chan script kiddies looking for epic wins and doxxing the people who support us and allow us to do our work. our # of people coming with us is still up in the air but it will be between 2-5 of THE WRITERS. please dont fuck with us and give us the address of a bed bath and beyond instead of your house or else we'll have to break into the bed bath and beyond and sleep in one of the bathtubs and probably get arrested and jan will have to go back to jail. if you let us stay at your house we'll give you free merch or something as a souvenir or an autograph or something like that maybe a prop from one of our videos like one of tyce's baseball cards with oregano in it and his name written on it in crayon and mispelled which if you think about it is a pretty fair trade for letting a bunch of mentally ill internet strangers stay in your house for free and having to explain to your family why there's a guy sleeping on the floor constantly murmuring racial slurs in between snoring
we are also very willing to arrange fan meets and stuff if anyones interested or if we have time. the only condition is we have to meet at a mcdonalds. this is non negotiable and is for religious reasons. we dont know if jan is coming with us yet or not for a variety of reasons but we're still in the early planning phases right now. thats it
if you live anywhere within this area and you are willing to let the WDG team crash at your house for a day during mid to late July while we do a road trip please send an email to deaglenationofficial@gmail.com with the word "safehouse" in the subject line along with your address and phone # (so we can keep in touch and let you know when we'll be swingin by, we WILL give you several days notice!!!!!!!!!!!) we obviously won't disclose either and will in fact keep said information in a 256-bit SHA encrypted fingerprint-locked burn safe in the trunk of our vehicle and swear a vow of silence because we aren't 4chan script kiddies looking for epic wins and doxxing the people who support us and allow us to do our work. our # of people coming with us is still up in the air but it will be between 2-5 of THE WRITERS. please dont fuck with us and give us the address of a bed bath and beyond instead of your house or else we'll have to break into the bed bath and beyond and sleep in one of the bathtubs and probably get arrested and jan will have to go back to jail. if you let us stay at your house we'll give you free merch or something as a souvenir or an autograph or something like that maybe a prop from one of our videos like one of tyce's baseball cards with oregano in it and his name written on it in crayon and mispelled which if you think about it is a pretty fair trade for letting a bunch of mentally ill internet strangers stay in your house for free and having to explain to your family why there's a guy sleeping on the floor constantly murmuring racial slurs in between snoring
we are also very willing to arrange fan meets and stuff if anyones interested or if we have time. the only condition is we have to meet at a mcdonalds. this is non negotiable and is for religious reasons. we dont know if jan is coming with us yet or not for a variety of reasons but we're still in the early planning phases right now. thats it