[June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch - From tumblr

[Jaded Optimist]

Spoiler: Gross

"Dilating.

Meanwhile at Kiwi Farms, they be talking about drinks

Yeah, get jelly I have a new vagina

Fuck the Fascists, long live Antifa"

Phil, you dont have a vagina, you have an open wound. You will never have a vagina. We also arent jealous of what you've done to yourself, most of us feel revulsion.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is going to be the only time he's gonna do this, right?

 

[wellthathappened]

I admit that I sure am glad I'm drinking. You win again Phil.

 

[LD 3187]

That dilator looks like a carrot which in turns gives "rabbit hole" a whole new meaning.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Phil just took us saying "go fuck yourself" to the extreme.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Legit thought that was a carrot for a few seconds.

Also trust me Phil, I’m not jealous of your new vagina. I can live without the thought of having to rip open my crotch on the daily to make it function. I don’t think anyone is jealous of that.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Nice diagonal slit, Phil.

How comfy are you on that sofa, when there's a drunk housemate who won't give up hogging your bed even after you've had major surgery? Must chafe, knowing your 'girlfriend' doesn't give a flying fuck about you or your recovery, and the 'fascists' you claim to hate are the only ones who pay attention to you.

Thanks for doing all this for our attention. It's amusing.

 

[AJ 447]

Phil, some of us have real vaginas, why would we ever be jealous of having a permanent flesh wound.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well, take a few days off, moving into my new house.

I am going to do a nice new home modification, of hanging myself in the garage.

Bye KF.

 

[Hell0]

i am not jealous of your stab wound, looks bad for him.
i bet it smells fucking horrible

 

[m0rnutz]

Your coochie is crooked.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Nah, Phil.

As a natal woman, I have a vagina. You, however, are a castrated male with a festering meathole between your legs.

The only ones jealous of it are your fellow troons, who have been repulsed by you, held you in contempt, and ignored you on social media. They're the ones who are mad fucking jelly that an embarrassing rētard like you, who doesn't even try to present as a woman, got Oregon to pay for your GRS surgery.

 

[Deadpool]

You know what's better than having a new vagina? Not having my genitals mangled into a bacteria trap of a wound.

 

[AJ 447]

Should he still be swollen at this point of the recovery? Because that "mons" looks like an anthill and it's freaking me out.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I swear to you I will never get tired of winning.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I thought he would use a butternut squash.

 

[Okkervils]

That odd scab/sore and discoloration on the left of the pubic mound isn't looking so great. I mean, it isn't bright red and inflamed so that's a plus but I'd put some antibacterial ointment on it.

Edit: or... is that the cleft? what is happening

 

[wellthathappened]

If people on this forum who doubted that he would actually dilate hadn't voiced their doubt would Phil even be dilating?

 

[Captain Ahab]

On behalf of the human race, thank you for cleaning the gene pool.

 

[The Great Citracett]

A sideways vagina?

Did he transition from Latinx to Asian too?