LGBT June-26-2015 - Chris Thinks He's Compatible with Any Woman -

[chimpburgers]

Nope, nope, nope, nope and nope.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Compatibility rate: 0%

 

[Lipitor]

He can literally do none of the things he claims in this update.

Also, you're not a fucking lesbian if you're straight.

 

[lynx]

mmyeah, the supreme court said we pretty much have to get married now ladies.

 

[VenomPlug]

Spamming that Attraction Sign like there's no tomorrow. "I do feel I Am compatible with Any woman" so what? I doesn't mean you are.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Straight women don't want lesbians, Chris. You've eliminated over 90% of potential sweethearts.

 

[CatParty]

only compatible woman would have a bent vagina to go with the bent duck

 

[qld]

"Resolve problems reasonably" = vehicular assault or pepper spray.

"Great deal of self control" = invite me to your lesbian pillow fight, I won't rub my bent duck on you.

 

[Clown Doll]

As far as needlessly inserting yourself into a piece of news that doesn't relate to you goes, Chris at least picked one that'll be bound to have great visibility.
That still doesn't mean it's not going to have a 0% success rate just like his previous attempts.

 

[Gaol]

"And looking to resolve problems reasonably."
To

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Reasonably

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[Captain Cid]

Self control? Like he showed at Game Stop and Wal Mart? What the fuck does gay marriage have to do with Chris wanting to rub his duck on a woman's vag anyway?

 

[BlueWalls]

"I am a man, Sir"- Chris to Mathew Devoria. Remember?

Also, "I require"? Like, he's *entitled* to a woman to get married to right now? Oh, Chris... as a queer transgender woman I'm just going to say it: You fail so, so hard.

 

[YI 457]

Plus, I have a great deal of self control, and I can bring good and pleasant tidings to an all woman party.

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[ToroidalBoat]

I'm not surprised that Chris posted something about the recent Supreme Court ruling. (That post would've been so much better if it were just the first sentence of it.)

Also, Chris still "requires" a sweetheart. That hasn't changed since that "epiphany" Chris had after getting thrown out of English class over a decade ago for making a derogatory comment about homosexual people.

However, I do think Chris has changed enough that I doubt he'd make the same sort of commentary that got him thrown out of that class nowadays. But he's still very much a misandrist.

 

[butt in trouble]

"I feel compatible with any woman as long as she's 18-28, boyfriend-free, does not smoke, well-informed to expert in sex, average to high income, slim or slender body and white."

 

[The Knife]

>fashion
>make-up
>shopping
>empathy
>identifying emotions
>resolving problems reasonably

 

[Cotton Puddings]

so this is why he's keeping his penis

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

>fashion
>make-up
>shopping
>empathy
>identifying emotions
>resolving problems reasonably

>autism

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

You're a woman Chris? That's a shame, because 98% of the female population want a man.

 

[Acidiic]

" I could never appreciate the male's neanderthal interests"

"Boobies...vaginas.. mmm..gorgeous"