Juneteenth to be declared national holiday - We wuz slaves n sheet

[gata]

American blacks are always talking about slavery even though none of the current blacks been through it. It's like they love being victims. Yes I get the significance of this day but man, every time with american blacks it about fucking slavery and racism with them and it's getting tiring to see on social media ngl.
I expect there will be buck breaking shitposts on this holiday.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

It doesn't help that they pronounce it like "Juneteef" either

That's just nigger dialect. "TH" = "F". It's like how the Japanese can't pronounce words that have the letter "L" in them (eg. Jelly = Jerry)

 

[DragoonSierra]

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you aint black enough etc etc

God I love the purity tests going on in the black community. Who knew they would adopt the 1 drop rule.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If Current Year doesn't end, can you imagine how many new identity politics holidays there could be 10 years from now - that white people would likely be "forbidden" by the Cult of Woke from celebrating?

It's like how the Japanese can't pronounce words that have the letter "L" in them

The Japanese "r" is a sound between R and L that can kind of be both. It's like a Spanish rolled R.

 

[sasazuka]

June 19th will continue to be Garfield's birthday as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Screamer]

Wasn't everyone last year saying, "I can't believe I had never heard of Juneteenth before?"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wasn't everyone last year saying, "I can't believe I had never heard of Juneteenth before?"

I didn't know "Juneteenth" was even a thing until hours ago.

 

[verygayFrogs]

June 19th will continue to be Garfield's birthday as far as I'm concerned.

Wait it is?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I didn't know "Juneteenth" was even a thing until hours ago.

You'd never heard of Nigger Fool's Day before today?

 

[DiddyKongMain1989]

I am going to smoke so many blunts, bump so much trap, and eat so much chicken.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wait it is?

yep

6/19 in 1978 was the first comic

 

[Least Concern]

The black nationalists can have Juneteenth and the white nationalists can have Apriltieth.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Despite being 13% of the population, blacks make up 100% of this lawyers clients. This is America.

 

[american_amadan]

In all honesty, whatever. I work with an old, no nonsense black dude in government right now (modern term would be Uncle Tom). The dude asked what the holiday was for tomorrow and had no clue what Juneteenth even meant.

This is an Elizabeth Warren style liberal holiday. The blacks will still be working at their shitty low pay fast food jobs tomorrow and every major city will see another round of gang violence that makes Brazil jealous. Great job by Liz and Chuck Schumer, you really helped these people and calmed race relations with yet another symbolic move with no actual help. Don't worry though, the rich coastal liberals will let all the whites know how bad we are.

Maybe we should have St. Patricks Day off too considering the Irish being lied too during immigration was the only reason the union won the Civil War.

 

[albert chan]

>calls your federal holiday Juneteenth



First thing that comes to mind after reading this

 

[Prester John]

Unless I get another day off from it I give precisely 0 shits about National Nigger Day.

What does that make Martin Luther King Day?

 

[Garm]

Can we just make it like "The Purge" allow blacks to get the rioting out their system and go about our lives afterwards? "Whatever gang beefs you have can be settled on Juneteenth."

Fucking Christ. Juneteenth is already in my phone's dictionary.

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Despite being 13% of the population, blacks make up 100% of this lawyers clients. This is America.

Hmm... I wonder if this would be a new way to screw blacks over in the system. Have a federal holiday celebrating black people every two weeks.

Since the courts can't operate, you don't need to actually prosecute a case, just keep people in limbo... Oh this became a bad idea very very quickly.

 

[Vulva Gape]

Lmfao being triggered ITT when we're just getting another day to get paid to sit on our ass. They can keep them coming as far as I'm concerned, do trannies next!

 

[Jack Awful]

Am I insane or did Juneteenth not exist until 2020? I legit never heard of it and now it's being pushed as this important thing that's always existed, and it's now a federal holiday.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

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Despite being 13% of the population, blacks make up 100% of this lawyers clients. This is America.

Guarantee you this soyfilled subhuman hasn't managed to figure out that his clients being all black men is not a good endorsement of black men.

I'm gonna do you a favor lawyer boy, I'm gonna give your clients better legal advice in 5 seconds than you could in your entire life.