Juneteenth to be declared national holiday - We wuz slaves n sheet

Kosher Dill

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Am I insane or did Juneteenth not exist until 2020? I legit never heard of it and now it's being pushed as this important thing that's always existed, and it's now a federal holiday.
It's been around on a small scale for a very long time, and every few years one hu-white liberal or another tries to make it break out. I've seen it flogged in the media for at least 10 years, this is just the year it hit critical mass.

I don't consider this a powerlevel: I'm getting the rug pulled out from under me because of this surprise holiday with no notice. Tomorrow's going to be a royal pain. I hope Biden desperately needs a court order, a letter mailed, his driver's license renewed, or something every June 19 for the rest of his life.
 

The Lawgiver

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I though this weird shit was already a federal holiday with how it's been marked on all calenders on my computer since the last like 5 years or so and I was like "yo what the fuck is juneteenth" only to find out it was this thing thats like "ah yes the last day ending with teen in june and black pride because something something confederacy"
If it was already a holiday people barely talked about, why is it now being treated like it's the hot new shit this year? I don't fucking get it!
 

Marissa Moira

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I though this weird shit was already a federal holiday with how it's been marked on all calenders on my computer since the last like 5 years or so and I was like "yo what the fuck is juneteenth" only to find out it was this thing thats like "ah yes the last day ending with teen in june and black pride because something something confederacy"
If it was already a holiday people barely talked about, why is it now being treated like it's the hot new shit this year? I don't fucking get it!
If it follows the same irrelevant path of Kwanzaa, we will have much laughs to look forward to.



Besides they don't want to deal with actual slavery. We have more sex slaves now in America due to the open border than we've had at any time in history.
 

Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth

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If it follows the same irrelevant path of Kwanzaa, we will have much laughs to look forward to.



Besides they don't want to deal with actual slavery. We have more sex slaves now in America due to the open border than we've had at any time in history.
If I may repost my work from the A&N thread:
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Am I insane or did Juneteenth not exist until 2020? I legit never heard of it and now it's being pushed as this important thing that's always existed, and it's now a federal holiday.
I did a Google nGram. It only goes up to 2019, but it's something. They really started drumming up interest in the 90s, but stopped suddenly after 2005.

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Here it is compared to another beloved American holiday, Boxing Day:

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It was neck-and-neck for a while, but Boxing Day is clearly more popular than Juneteenth. If you're an American and you don't know what the hell Boxing Day is, don't worry, it's not a thing in America. And Juneteenth is even less of a thing.
 

sasazuka

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It was neck-and-neck for a while, but Boxing Day is clearly more popular than Juneteenth. If you're an American and you don't know what the hell Boxing Day is, don't worry, it's not a thing in America. And Juneteenth is even less of a thing.

Americans don't like going bargain hunting the day after Christmas Day?

(I haven't gone out shopping on Boxing Day for a few years either, it's more of a hassle than it's worth.)
 
Can we rename it? I'll take an extra day off but I don't wanna sound like a nig.

I'm going to call it June Nineteenth just to annoy people. Let them try to correct me.

Americans don't like going bargain hunting the day after Christmas Day?

Apparently we have "(day) after Christmas sales," but we never thought to call it Boxing Day. And poor St. Stephen, I think only deacons remember him.
 

FatalTater

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Joe Biden's racist ass said this about June 19 -

Juneteenth marks both the long, hard night of slavery and subjugation, and a promise of a brighter morning to come. This is a day of profound — in my view — profound weight and profound power.

A day in which we remember the moral stain, the terrible toll that slavery took on the country and continues to take — what I’ve long called “America’s original sin.”


Why is America doing this to itself? I feel sick.



America has never* been as racist as the past year or so has told us we are. What. The. Fuck.

*maybe not never, but like between 1970 and 2015 we were pretty cool
 
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