Lovequest Just HOW many times has Chris had the bedroom rodeo? -

[ON 190]

And I'm not just talking about tugging it, I mean bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states. You know, cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket. Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town, yeah? He's been taking grandma to Applebee's more than once. Taking the Magic Bus to Manchester...

I mean, it's not all Lego, Sonichu, and Barb, right?

(@Hellblazer, I'll buy you a round of drinks for this.)

 

[Pikonic]

3

 

[RV 229]

I could have sworn he only bought the hooker that one time. Unless that gift basket got him a second round of disappointing the prostitute?

 

[SlenderManBearPig]

I could have sworn he only bought the hooker that one time. Unless that gift basket got him a second round of disappointing the prostitute?

Marvin's said he went back to her again at some point, but I have no idea about any third time.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I think it was twice. With the same hooker both times.

After crossing that off is "to-do" list, he went back to playing with Lego.

 

[ON 190]

Marvin's said he went back to her again at some point, but I have no idea about any third time.

Hey, he's had to have pressure-washed the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle another time...

 

[The Joker]

Marvin's said he went back to her again at some point, but I have no idea about any third time.

His court date is tomorrow. For all we know he could be having a wild lesbian hooker party.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I'd imagine he'd probably have had sex more if it were with someone who could stroke his ego more. The prostitute is one thing, but she's probably not being paid all that much in the first place, so it's unlikely she'll have anything particularly creative in way of dirty talk, and Chris let us on in the fact that she at least called his duck "big". The two major things he wants from sex aside from the actual act are procreation and ego-boosting, something that a prostitute will not be a part of.

 

[ON 190]

ego-boosting

To be fair, when a prostitute wants repeat business with someone shooting his meat rocket into her sausage wallet, that's what she'll say.

 

[SolidusChris]

When was it confirmed he saw a prostitute? Last I heard he just lied about that on Facebook so people would stop calling him a virgin, he's been known to lie before and he previously said he wouldn't see a prostitute because of the fear of getting an STD.

EDIT:
turns out there's some events I hadn't heard of, oops;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mia_Hamm

yeah It sounds like its twice.

 

[Lalala]

To be fair, when a prostitute wants repeat business with someone shooting his meat rocket into her sausage wallet, that's what she'll say.

I actually feel desperately sorry for a chick getting paid to ride that Brony who then thinks "Yeah, I want him to come back"

 

[Captain Homicide]

A grand number of times.

 

[ON 190]

When was it confirmed he saw a prostitute? Last I heard he just lied about that on Facebook so people would stop calling him a virgin, he's been known to lie before and he previously said he wouldn't see a prostitute because of the fear of getting an STD.

No, he definitely smacked the salmon at least once.

 

[KFC]

Three times. With the same hooker too, IIRC. The lady must have been desperate.

 

[Lalala]

Three times. With the same hooker too, IIRC. The lady must have been desperate.

Eh I dunno, I'd imagine she's had worse poking her Baby Gap than Chris, he's gross but not THAT gross.

 

[KFC]

Eh I dunno, I'd imagine she's had worse poking her Baby Gap than Chris, he's gross but not THAT gross.

Fair enough. She is a prostitute, anyways.

 

[DoctorButler]

Chris might have gotten into her Special Stage, but I doubt he tickled her Chaos Emerald.

 

[OBAMATRON]

none

 

[Lalala]

Chris might have gotten into her Special Stage, but I doubt he tickled her Chaos Emerald.

Gotta go fast...

 

[ON 190]

Gotta go fast...

Didn't even hit her Casino Zone.