Dear Kiwifarms, 
On October the third 2017, a Tuesday, a single mother decided to give in to her child's request to purchase some MEME print clothes at Hot Topic and 7 days later this young anon wore them to school. Thus, the MEME child was born. And forever blessed be him and the MEMEs he wears on his young supple body. MEMEs invented by Christopher Poole.
However, that day one of our very own decided to kick this young David square in the face from his mountain bike, yelling out the words "CANCER KID!". Up till today the culprit still hasn't be found, despite numerous requests of the mother here (an avid FOX viewer) She even asked the school principal who told her he was anonymous. 
Together we can help catch this domestic terrorist. Help us found whoever was responsible for this bothersome misdeed towards our beloved MEME child.
Thank you.
Here is the original request of the MEME Childs mother on 4chins:
Dear 4chan,
My son has joined your website and has been with you since summer. He tried his hardest to fit in here, he has troubles doing that in school.
Last tuesday i took him to buy new clothes and so we went to hot topic. He saw all these MEME clothes and asked me "mommy, can we get the MEME clothes?" and I said fine. If thats what you want, I will buy them for you.
Today he wore his MEME clothes for the very first time and went to school, until some jerk on a mountain bike bicycled up to him and yelled "CANCER KID" and kicked him square in the face. Why would anyone do that to him? When he got home I immediately called the school to find out who this older boy on the bike was, but they told me he was anonymous. How could you?
I told my son I would be posting my questions here, but it seems you had a bad influence on him, he told me to "butt out, you fucking nigger". He never used to use language like these.
What sort of greasy horrorshow is Christopher Poole running here? Isn't he supposed to be the friendly guy that invented all these so-called MEME's?
I demand answers, right now, before I call the cyber police.
A concerned mother and avid Fox viewer.
