JY Stars in a Documentary -

[Munchma Quchi]

I hope the documentarian is Mark SJW Hughes. Ze has the sensitivity to do justice to Yaniv's story.

 

[Sevenatenine]

I got feeling this is some ego polishing way to indeed (like pal said earlier) cover it up that his lawyer told him to stfu or instead of simply shutting up and trying to fade into the past position where no one knew him, he is trying to do so trying to look as important as possible. "I'm in documentary done by someone important and can't do interviews, also I have agent" sound better than "I ruined the little reputation I had and can't handle the pressure of everyone recognizing my ugly mug and most of people hating my pervert guts, so I'm trying to lay down my REEEEEEs till my lust for any kind of attention grows big enough again". Like he has clarly had some kind of mental break down lately looking at his forum appearance and all.

If he REALLY is in some kind of bizarre documentary it is 1000% some 10 second line he got that after he is never seen in it again, but he gotta tard cum everything out of it with exaggerated claims like with the "halp! Journalist tried to run over me!" case. No way this is 100% true, at best 40% if we are really generous.

Munchies gonna munch. We are in for a major round of Miss-BC-level afflictions sprinkled with some BS about his great new documentary career. A film student might have approached him about a project.

Watch Facebook for cringey farewell-cruel-worlds.

 

[Breaker of Swains]

I have a feeling I'll be dreadfully disappointed as per usual:

Picturing it as a cinematic train wreck of epic proportions, combining the "so bad it's good again" characteristics of cult classics like "Showgirls", a narrative that echoes the "unaware how fucking creepy this shit is" plot of "Lolita" but entirely lacking the framing of the creep as a creep as per the novel and the soft glam cinematography of any popular 90s chick flick. All in the journalistic style of the Kony2012 movie.

Sadly, it's never going to happen.

 

[Tikbalang]

I thought the documentarian would be Geno Samuel

 

[ATaxingWoman]

what kind of "well-known documentarian" would want to make a film about JY

Michael Moore?

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

Yaniv is a walking red-pill dispenser who instantly redpills every single person he encounters. In the highly unlikely event he is in fact the subject of an upcoming documentary and isn't just pathetically lying again for attention, it could have the redpilling power of a thousand suns and we could finally see the tide start to turn against the troon menace!

Since I'm dreaming, I wouldn't mind winning the lottery too.

 

[Bawbag]

Maybe it's a Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends pool party special.

 

[elucid]

ok, while not an expert, and not sharing my resume & dox myself here, I have been involved in two documentaries, one produced by a small firm, and another produced all w/kickstarter funds. For the most part, (and in the US) documentary subjects are not paid.
not paid=no agent required for anything
for anyone to get paid to be on TV or film, they have to join & pay dues to the Screen Actors Guild, and receive the minimum union wage (again in the US), so, when you see shows like "cash cab" , those folks already signed a waiver & joined SAG & will get a minimum 500USD, which is why their expression upon the 'supprise, it's a CASH CAB!" look so fake. With so much TV & Film being produced in Vancouver/Surrey, I have to assume that the process is similar to that in the US.

also, in both projects, the subjects of the documentaries were public people, and their public profile, integral parts of the story being told. Not only did the subjects not cease online public statements, in the case of the kickstarter, the subject tweeted about the film "So much fun to work with XXXX on XXXX, I hope he/she/they/zer/zem reaches their kickstarter goal"

tl;dr
even if JY ever told the truth, becoming the subject of a documentary film, requiring an agent, and stopping all public comments, is about as likely Epstein committed suicide.

Anyone who has ever retained a criminal attorney can tell you, the FIRST thing they ALWAYS tell you is to "STFU and don't talk to ANYONE(ed-besides your council"

 

[Hellion]

Someone needs to find out exactly who his 'agent' is.

 

[2nd_time_user]

Someone needs to find out exactly who his 'agent' is.

Doesn't he have a court hearing soon? Where's the link for that?

 

[MG 620]

Someone needs to find out exactly who his 'agent' is.

As already mentioned. There's no agent. JY lies and wants to feel important.

 

[Junkail]

Someone needs to find out exactly who his 'agent' is.

Ten bucks says it's a fucking attorney.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Archived http://archive.fo/HWh3q

Looks like Jon deleted a shitload of tweets too...

Ya I appreciate it but OP is not a newfag. No one else should have to do it for them. Like you said the Yaniv pool threads are gone, who knows what else is, and he loves to say that it's all been Shooped. Archives prove otherwise.

My bad. First time I've made a thread and wasn't thinking. Thanks for covering my shit. Won't make the same mistake again.

A reminder to everyone on this subforum that our Fediverse instance, kiwifarms.cc, has a bot that reposts everything Yaniv posts and retweets, called @trustedman@kiwifarms.cc, created by our very own @The Flawless Gazelles. If you wish to see the deleted tweets, you can go there and scroll through the feed, just excuse some malfunctions during the early posts.

 

[Lurk]

If this documentary shit was true (its totally not), I imagine perpetual thorn in John's side, the glorious @WGkitty, would be able to confirm by the presence of camera crews following him around and into the building/his unit?

There's no way this is true though. As everyone is saying, some unfortunate criminal lawyer has been landed with this sick fuck and told him to shut up immediately. If John goes more than one day of silence I will be genuinely surprised though.

 

[PonelessBizza]

If this documentary shit was true (its totally not), I imagine perpetual thorn in John's side, the glorious @WGkitty, would be able to confirm by the presence of camera crews following him around and into the building/his unit?

There's no way this is true though. As everyone is saying, some unfortunate criminal lawyer has been landed with this sick fuck and told him to shut up immediately. If John goes more than one day of silence I will be genuinely surprised though.

Him shutting up for too long at a time would be boring for the farms especially Jonathan's own subforum

 

[pr3nt177]

" Turbans, tantrums and tiaras "

 

[lemmiwinks]

Him shutting up for too long at a time would be boring for the farms especially Jonathan's own subforum

If he had the self control to STFU he wouldn't be in the position he is now. Nothing outside of a ball gag is gonna change that. He won't stop because he plain out does not have the self control to do so.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I heard it's called the Yaniv effect...

 

[cattle rancher]

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