JY Stars in a Documentary -

lemmiwinks

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They just handle the "what happens next" bit after you've been charged. They'll hear the case and decide if you have to be held until trial and what bail ought to be if so or if you plead guilty they'll set up a sentencing hearing or whatever. They can issue warrants for your arrest, etc. Initial administrative stuff really but if he went, he would need a lawyer or one would be appointed for him.

Any Canadian legal experts please correct me if I'm wrong I am very much a layperson in this matter.
I too am a layperson, but I know they also handle sentencing and pleas (at least for summary matters). JP's also adjudicate matters such as traffic cases that have been challenged (taken to trial).

Yaniv's not on the docket for today (nor the last 5 days), although it's not unusual for first appearances to not be on the docket, particular in bail matters. Most provincial courts (at least the bigger cities) post daily court dockets and the courts in Surrey (I'm not from BC but from what I gather it looks like Surrey provincial courts cover Langley) also publish the last five days.

Another thing worth mentioning is that a lot of police dept. have a page on their website that posts incident reports, I see a few townships in the western provinces that post realtime RCMP incidents, but I don't see an official one there. There is a site that posts "realtime" crime data that includes Langley but I am not sure where the data is from.

NM, I can see on their FAQ page that the data is collected by their Trunked Radio provider and is automagically updated, although individual dept. may override the data and choose what individual/types of incidents actually gets reported.
 

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Agent = lawyer, hundo p. If they even exist (X to doubt).

Plugged both Jessica and Jonathan into IMDB pro and got no returns... and you know if this deluded coughed up yarn ball of a human actually secured representation the first thing he'd do would be to register and list it in the only industry accredited database.
 

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It would make a lot of sense for Theroux to be interested. There's been more coverage by UK-owned mainstream than anywhere else including before pub ban (The Economist, Sunday Times of London, Spectator). Glinner's been on this since November, now Gervais is. Theroux's MO is to interview weird people and tease that out disarmingly--ie My Scientology Movie, He also did a whole doc (A Place for Pedophiles) about offenders on indefinite stay at a forensic unit in California.

I don't think a JY project is underway, b/c Theroux wouldn't tell subjects to shut up. He draws out their behavior. In the Scientology film, he repeatedly goes out to a street in remote Riverside County (CA) that abuts a Scientology compound, films their inward facing razor wire and stadium alarm lights, cheerily says he has a permit when an Scientologist storms out to yell at him, then says it's a county road. The Scientologists bought every single house on that street and then demolished it later.

There's no JY project but damn, I would watch one from him. I hope he does it.
 

pr3nt177

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Watch it turn out to be an episode of To Catch a Predator.

JY as soon as the girl opens a door and she's got a towel on her hair and a jug of iced tea on the counter - RUN! 🤣
Used to love that prog. Yaniv scotting up the path with boxes of tampons in one hand, phone filming with the other grinning from ear to ear. Plonks his arse down then screams for his mama when Chris pops his head round.
 

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Count me among those doubting the whole agent thing.

As others might have said, agents generally get compensated by taking a percentage of any money their principal receives thanks to the agent's efforts. However, Yaniv has become known for infamous reasons, so I doubt anyone would be willing to pay any significant amount to have Yaniv make an appearance with or for them -- even for trolling value or purposes. Therefore, any reputable agent would quickly realize that Yaniv would not be a money-making principal. Heck, Yaniv would probably cost an agent both money and reputation.

Could Yaniv be claiming to go silent because of a lawyer's advice? Perhaps. It's also possible that being arrested has scared Yaniv just enough to make more of a push to STFU and DFE. However, Yaniv's desire for attention will make staying silent on social media difficult at best. I don't think it's too optimistic to say Yaniv's need for attention combined with the lack of a social filter will cause them break silence soon enough over something that didn't need to be addressed on social media.

When in doubt, remember Yaniv rule #1; Yaniv lies.
 

Breaker of Swains

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Watch it turn out to be an episode of To Catch a Predator.
You know, this actually makes a lot of sense! In fact, it's roughly about the only credible reason I can see for a bone fida production team to rope Yaniv into a "documentary" venture.

... well, this or some more-SJW-than-thou, utterly deluded rig. Which hardly qualifies as a bona fide production team.

ETA: the most likely scenario is evidently still: "It's all happening - and Kubrick is personally rising from the grave to direct the inspiring tale of the brave and stunning Jessica ... in Yaniv's head and there only".
 

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My knee-jerk reaction is that this is another lie he's come up with to make himself feel important, but this story is so bizarre and, and others have pointed out, he's gotten so much attention in the UK (to the point that Ricky Gervais was spam tweeting about him) that it's a distinct possibility. For the sake of either the horror, lulz or memes it's likely to spawn, I hope so.

There's no way he'll stop posting though. At this point he seems to be in the grip of full scale psychosis.
 

Tragi-Chan

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I could see Yaniv getting an agent, or at least a publicist, back when he started getting media attention. That would have made sense - play up the trans rights, play down the child molesting. But he didn’t. Any representative would have told him to STFU long ago.

Furthermore, no agent would agree to such a gagging order - he’s not getting paid, and he’s apparently potentially turning down paid work for this documentary. No agent would sit back and say, “Yup, best thing here is for me to not get paid while I deal with this mad pedo.”

Finally, who is this agent? There’s no point telling people to contact your agent if you don’t say who they are. Googling “Jessica Yaniv agent” just brings up this thread.
 

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

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Bullshit. Here’s what happened:

Yaniv goaded Blaire White into an interview, thinking he’d destroy her, publicly bragging about how he’d take her down. She then publicly humiliated him, ripping into everything from his creepy ball waxing deal to his pedo allegations to his cheap wig. She forced him to admit she’s prettier than him on air, in front of her fairly large audience, then concluded by getting him so flustered and mad that he brandished an illegal stun gun, for which he was promptly investigated by the police. After which she gloated at him over Twitter, iirc.

No fucking shit he’s “unavailable for further interviews”, he got eviscerated and he damn sure can’t admit he’s too chickenshit to ever stick his neck out like that again, so he’s pretending he’s in a documentary, complete with a fake “agent”.

This is yet another obvious, inept, hamfisted lie to cover his inadequacies while making himself look important. There is no lawyer, there is no agent, there is no documentary, there is only the pants-shitting fear that he might ever again have to either throw down or risk looking like a pussy.

Tl;dr:
It’s him trying to invent an ironclad way to weasel out of being called into a fight by saying “Y-y-yeah I’d totally debate you live, and I’d win too, but my agent says I can’t. It’s my agent, guys, I’m not scared!”
 
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FinnKitty

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Yaniv's not on the docket for today (nor the last 5 days), although it's not unusual for first appearances to not be on the docket, particular in bail matters. Most provincial courts (at least the bigger cities) post daily court dockets and the courts in Surrey (I'm not from BC but from what I gather it looks like Surrey provincial courts cover Langley) also publish the last five days.
Clicked on the link for today. Is it possible that there's some kind of "Limited Access Publication"? My eyes went straight to number 7 on the list, assault, possessing weapon for dangerous purposes, uttering threats, etc. Obviously total speculation that it's that specific one, but I'm curious if anyone knows the charges he's been hit with?
 

pr3nt177

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Clicked on the link for today. Is it possible that there's some kind of "Limited Access Publication"? My eyes went straight to number 7 on the list, assault, possessing weapon for dangerous purposes, uttering threats, etc. Obviously total speculation that it's that specific one, but I'm curious if anyone knows the charges he's been hit with?
Coincidence eh, after his self-imposed silence on twitter, obviously feels he has better things to do with his time. ;)
 

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Hey guys, let's take a fragment of a tweet from a lying idiot and spin it up into a really big film deal so we can get excited about it! We're smart, y'know?
Clicked on the link for today. Is it possible that there's some kind of "Limited Access Publication"? My eyes went straight to number 7 on the list, assault, possessing weapon for dangerous purposes, uttering threats, etc. Obviously total speculation that it's that specific one, but I'm curious if anyone knows the charges he's been hit with?
Would certainly fit with his established preference that his name be withheld. I guess that happened automatically when he was a juvy.
 

ComeGetSome

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Not sure where to put this, but since it's "data" I'm sure Yaniv's "well-known documentarian" will surely want it.

Jonathan bough his apartment at 203-8915 202 ST LANGLEY V1M 0B5 for the princely sum of $309,000 on Aug 1, 2017. It's a humble one-bedroom unit with a total of 578 square feet currently worth about $315,000. While today's value of the apartment shows marginal gains, last year's valuation of the apartment was significantly less than it was purchased for. I wonder if this may have contributed to Yaniv's diminishing mental stability?

 
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