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Why did Jon visit the gynecologist?


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Second Hand Syringe

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Has Jon even had sex? He seems to regard himself as a bit of a guru.
Well looking at his appearance, online presence, the articles his written in the past and his general attitude towards sex, I'm going to have to say no. Also, a lot of cows behave in a similar manner. One of the more notable examples being CWC, who acted like a sex guru despite being a virgin at the time.
 

Misaki Nakahara

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Well looking at his appearance, online presence, the articles his written in the past and his general attitude towards sex, I'm going to have to say no. Also, a lot of cows behave in a similar manner. One of the more notable examples being CWC, who acted like a sex guru despite being a virgin at the time.
Well, Chris's idea of a mutually enjoyable sexcapade was a brutal tit-fucking and eventually blowing his load on the girl's face. And Chris is vanilla, while Yaniv is kinky enough to be into tampon insertion. Yaniv's is probably something even more male-gazey and gross.
 

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Johnny's thinking about writing a special article for Valentine's Day .
#1: Mom's bed while she's in her privacy bath
#2: the back of the ambulance you called because you're a lonely fat exceptional individual
#3: A court bathroom with a nonconsenting reporter
#4: In front of Donald's Jail cell
#5: On a cat corpse you mutilated
#6: A Sihk waxing salon
#7: A bathroom floor!
 

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Has Jon even had sex? He seems to regard himself as a bit of a guru.
Apparently the last time he had sex with someone (with a pulse) was 2015 but I believe that as much as his claims of being sexually assaulted by Amy. So 5 years ago, if you believe him, and even then he had to pay for it.

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:26.403Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: When was the last time Currie",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:28.393Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: Cutie",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:36.429Z"
Sender: “Jessica Yaniv” ,
Message: Like 2015",
Recipient: “Manda Panda”,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:05:10.209Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: Oh who was that boo",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:05:17.823Z"
Sender: “Jessica Yaniv” ,
Message: A hooker",
Recipient: “Manda Panda”,

So I look forward to his sex articles, can't wait for all those handy hints and tips from our heroic stud muffin.
 

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Apparently the last time he had sex with someone (with a pulse) was 2015 but I believe that as much as his claims of being sexually assaulted by Amy. So 5 years ago, if you believe him, and even then he had to pay for it.

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:26.403Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: When was the last time Currie",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:28.393Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: Cutie",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:36.429Z"
Sender: “Jessica Yaniv” ,
Message: Like 2015",
Recipient: “Manda Panda”,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:05:10.209Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: Oh who was that boo",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:05:17.823Z"
Sender: “Jessica Yaniv” ,
Message: A hooker",
Recipient: “Manda Panda”,

So I look forward to his sex articles, can't wait for all those handy hints and tips from our heroic stud muffin.
I was about to call bullshit, but he did say that he had intercourse with a hooker, so that is entirely possible. Given his low income I bet she was an infected addict who left him with more than just fond memories. At least from a sex workers perspective JY is a step up from Robert Pickton.
 

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Apparently the last time he had sex with someone (with a pulse) was 2015 but I believe that as much as his claims of being sexually assaulted by Amy. So 5 years ago, if you believe him, and even then he had to pay for it.

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:26.403Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: When was the last time Currie",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:28.393Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: Cutie",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:04:36.429Z"
Sender: “Jessica Yaniv” ,
Message: Like 2015",
Recipient: “Manda Panda”,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:05:10.209Z"
Sender: “Manda Panda”,
Message: Oh who was that boo",
Recipient: “Jessica Yaniv” ,

TimeStamp: "2019-10-20T03:05:17.823Z"
Sender: “Jessica Yaniv” ,
Message: A hooker",
Recipient: “Manda Panda”,

So I look forward to his sex articles, can't wait for all those handy hints and tips from our heroic stud muffin.
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edit: WARNING! Not very romantic and 100% of readers seem to regret reading it. May even regret learning to read.
 
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#1: Mom's bed while she's in her privacy bath
#2: the back of the ambulance you called because you're a lonely fat exceptional individual
#3: A court bathroom with a nonconsenting reporter
#4: In front of Donald's Jail cell
#5: On a cat corpse you mutilated
#6: A Sihk waxing salon
#7: A bathroom floor!
Don't forget in a girl's only pool with your phone out and recording.
 

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Yaniv could have endless targets for legal shakedowns by converting to Islam. He could target this gym. He could target mosques by demanding access to their women's spaces. He could target Muslim associations (especially women's ones) by trying to join. Yaniv saying the Shahada makes endless amounts of bashing brown people for profit possible.

Sure, Yaniv hates brown people, but so do lots of Muslims, that's why in Saudi Arabia and the UAE they use Pakis and Indonesians as slaves and treat them as such.
Even if he converted, Muhammad would banish directly Yaniv to hell the same way a snub nose .38 did to John Lennon.
 

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edit: WARNING! Not very romantic and 100% of readers seem to regret reading it. May even regret learning to read.
"It kept falling out"
"when I think I got it in"


I'm getting some real little dick vibes from this.
 
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