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Why did Jon visit the gynecologist?


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Bowl of Ramen

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Eh, without trying to powerlevel... I am intimately familiar with what it’s like to be in a head-on car collision with a speeding drunk driver. This man is not in pain. Whatever Yaniv suffers from is either his joints or muscles aching due to his weight, or the psychogenic pain of desperately wanting to rape a teenage girl and not being able to.

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From the Canadian bard Robert Service

And each forgets, as he strips and runs
With a brilliant, fitful pace,
It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones
Who win in the lifelong race.
And each forgets that his youth has fled,
Forgets that his prime is past,
Till he stands one day, with a hope that's dead,
In the glare of the truth at last.

There's no where he can run now
the internet is forever
 
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